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mmmmmm....apple pie

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  • #32
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    CorkMan wrote: »
    It's OK, everyone is below me. They can try to throw rocks at my glorious throne, but they never hit.

    I never listen to lesser people.

    GERRUP ourra my seat! ye little rocket ya.

    n mop up that yop


  • #33
    Birdnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,036 ✭✭✭✭Birdnuts


    Plenty of times at various concerts;)


  • #34
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    wow touching a woman without invitation in a sexual way. The single most unattractive thing a man can do. pure sleaze.


  • #35
    ArseLtd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 214 ✭✭ArseLtd


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Ever see a hot women and get the sudden urge to tap that? Ever obey it?

    I did a couple of times before, once in the pub and the other time in the queue at the grocery market :cool:

    Dude! We're still suspicious you're gay and that your sexual performance is average after that other thread.


  • #36
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    i always thought to "tap that"...was to have sex with the girl later (consentual obviously)


    but from OPs sentances it sound like he litreally just went up and patted them on the ass or somthing.....or else he raped em :pac:


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  • #37
    deereidy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭deereidy


    Birdnuts wrote: »
    Plenty of times at various concerts;)

    Ya, guys used to think that was OK to do to me too. Now I just punch them in the face. They always fall because men who do that are pussies


  • #38
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    If tap that means go home, think of her, then soil myself repeatedly while rolling around on the ground in my own urine, licking the floor....

    Then yes I've tapped that many times....


  • #39
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    DB10 wrote: »
    If tap that means go home, think of her, then soil myself repeatedly while rolling around on the ground in my own urine, licking the floor....

    Then yes I've tapped that many times....

    My God....I never thought a Dog had a mind :pac:


  • #40
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    ArseLtd wrote: »
    Dude! We're still suspicious you're gay and that your sexual performance is average after that other thread.

    Checkers taught me that a guy with another guy on top of him makes him a King.

    Life taught me that it makes him a Queen.


  • #41
    tommyhaas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,100 ✭✭✭tommyhaas


    This lad is gonna be a future star of crimeline. I mean wtf, going up and doing that to women randomly, your gonna end up in either hospital or jail.


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  • #42
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I thought the original post was the opening lyrics to some sort of crap Irish hip-hop song.

    Son, I am disappoint.


  • #43
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Voltex


    Nothin sounds worse than Cork Gangsta!!


  • #44
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Do you mean ask her if she'd like to go tap dancing? If so, then no I haven't.


  • #45
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Do you mean ask her if she'd like to go tap dancing? If so, then no I haven't.

    Exactly. Can't beat a bit of tap when a hot woman is on the scene
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ


  • #46
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ooohhh i love apple pie...:)


  • #47
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Ooohhh i love apple pie...:)

    and i bet you love some cream with it too. ;)


  • #48
    COUCH WARRIOR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭COUCH WARRIOR


    OP you do realise, that's sexual assault your admitting to:eek:


  • #49
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    old_aussie wrote: »
    and i bet you love some cream with it too. ;)

    Yup! :D - loads of it...








    oh..:(


  • #50
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    The thread title reminds of that movie where the American teenager fúcks the hot apple pie. I think it was called "1 Guy 1 Dessert"?


  • #51
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bonerm wrote: »
    The thread title reminds of that movie where the American teenager fúcks the hot apple pie. I think it was called "1 Guy 1 Dessert"?

    I wonder if he tapped the apple pie first?


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  • #52
    CorkMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    Hey StarBelgrade, I saw you play live before. You were crap no offense.

    I wouldn't see you again.


  • #53
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Hey StarBelgrade, I saw you play live before. You were crap no offense.

    I wouldn't see you again.

    Did you throw your underwear at him?? That probably didnt help...


  • #54
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    CorkMan wrote: »
    Hey StarBelgrade, I saw you play live before. You were crap no offense.

    I wouldn't see you again.

    Did you tap his woman?


  • #55
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Things that are less gay than this thread:

    Stephen Fry
    Robot Unicorn Attack
    A man having sex with another man


    These are just examples. Please feel free to add to the list.


  • #56
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Me. Im gay but im no Cher. What a crying shame :eek:

    Cher99.jpg

    *cue singing* Do you behhheeaaveee in lurvve after lurrrveeeeeee.....


  • #57
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That is rather gay. Good work, that man!


  • #58
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Gayer than stuffing pink wafers down your pants?

    6362601_lg.jpg


  • #59
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Omg. He didn't even have the decency to buy custard creams. Shocking.


  • #60
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hmm. It's a close call all right. I'm edging towards "Still slightly less gay than this thread", but I could swing either way.


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  • #61
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    SparkyTech wrote: »
    Me. Im gay but im no Cher. What a crying shame :eek:

    Cher99.jpg

    *cue singing* Do you behhheeaaveee in lurvve after lurrrveeeeeee.....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo


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