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Balls in or Balls out?

  • 28-08-2010 12:49PM
    #1
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭


    When at a urinal, Balls in or Balls out?
    Tagged:


Comments

  • #2
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    In, my lad is big enough.


  • #3
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    I don't piss out of my balls so... in.


  • #4
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Is this the kind of conundrum you face every day?


  • #5
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,324 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    The Palace balls in, the George balls out.


  • #6
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Lovey stuff. It must be a slow day.


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  • #7
    WalterMitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,582 ✭✭✭WalterMitty


    Devil08 wrote: »
    When at a urinal, Balls in or Balls out?
    i drop the pants like a four year old.


  • #8
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    I just like to flop the whole lot out there though you know? Let it free for a bit, let the air at it all. DOnt want the lads missing out on anything.


  • #9
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    balls out,dont have to hold it then,the balls keep it in place


  • #10
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,228 ✭✭✭rednik


    You mean the back wheels.


  • #11
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,208 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    can be a bit risky having the ball area close to metal zip


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  • #12
    Manic Preacher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭Manic Preacher


    I always pee in a cubicle because I don't want to intimidate the other fellas


  • #13
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    I stopped using urinals after the time this old man used the one beside me stared at my cock and tried to have a conversation with , yes no thank you sir il stick to the cubical toilet thank you very much.


  • #14
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    The fact that it even crosses peoples minds to lob their balls out at a urinal is why i use a cubicle all the time.

    That and the sheer uncivilised nature of standing in a room pissing with your knob in you hand with other fellas beside you.


  • #15
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    BALLS TO THE WALL !!! :P


  • #16
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    WalterMitty wrote: »
    i drop the pants like a four year old.


    http://tinyurl.com/33mhnjv
    :pac:


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,314 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    They've definitely got to be in, as dragging them across a cold wet tiled floor is a bit of a shock to the system.


  • #18
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    They've definitely got to be in, as dragging them across a cold wet tiled floor is a bit of a shock to the system.

    Are you a rhinosorus by any chance?


  • #19
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,314 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Devil08 wrote: »
    Are you a rhinosorus by any chance?

    Only on Tuesdays.


  • #20
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Balls in, balls out.

    The tagline for the new Karate Kid movie.


  • #21
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Devil08 wrote: »
    Are you a rhinosorus by any chance?

    Or maybe he has no legs?


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  • #22
    davocesque
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭davocesque


    i never even considered this until my friend asked me recently, i just would have presumed balls in as standard!! BUT, it surprising how even it is!!!


  • #23
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,314 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    tony 2 tone wrote: »
    Or maybe he has no legs?

    I've got legs and stilts.


  • #24
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Balls out. Lad in. Down the leg for a nice warm feeling.


  • #25
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    OP, Next time have a good look at the lads beside you in the toilets.


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