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Sexy names

  • 24-05-2010 06:16PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭


    I've just been informed that a character called Bill can't be a sexy hero, because Bill is a creepy old uncle name.

    Any ideas for a suitable sexy name for a 35-40 year old guy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Chad Sexington! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Please, that's even more creepy and pervy!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    EileenG wrote: »
    I've just been informed that a character called Bill can't be a sexy hero, because Bill is a creepy old uncle name.

    Any ideas for a suitable sexy name for a 35-40 year old guy?

    Twelvety million female True Blood fans would laugh in your informer's face.

    Vampire Bill
    Bill-Compton-200x300.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    EileenG wrote: »
    I've just been informed that a character called Bill can't be a sexy hero, because Bill is a creepy old uncle name.

    Any ideas for a suitable sexy name for a 35-40 year old guy?

    wow, can't believe I've referred to Charlaine Harris' series of Vampire books twice in a week, but the lead character's name is Bill, I belive (I know this cos the TV series is awesome). He's meant to be hot ... according to my OH. No, really...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Twelvety million female True Blood fans would laugh in your informer's face.

    Vampire Bill
    Bill-Compton-200x300.jpg

    That's what happens when you don't read the whole thread before posting, David... :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    clayton pace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    I'll probably be drummed out, but I read a few of the Charlaine Harris books, and thought vampire Bill was boring and stodgy. Okay, he's pretty on the box, but on paper, I lost interest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Robbyn


    Micheal or Scott, both suit a guy of about 35-40, and they can be sexy, but it's not all in the name, Bill can still be sexy, depends what he's like :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    There once was a girl in my school named Jean Valentine.
    Always thought names couldn't get sexier than that...

    And if you're wondering, yes the looks matched the name.
    Too bad I was too shy back then.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    EileenG wrote: »
    I'll probably be drummed out, but I read a few of the Charlaine Harris books, and thought vampire Bill was boring and stodgy. Okay, he's pretty on the box, but on paper, I lost interest.

    He's boring and stodgy on TV too, but still has a certain appeal.

    I think you should rise to the challenge of taking the least sexy name you can imagine and making it work for your character. Algernon or Cyril maybe?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    He's boring and stodgy on TV too, but still has a certain appeal.

    I think you should rise to the challenge of taking the least sexy name you can imagine and making it work for your character. Algernon or Cyril maybe?

    Rupert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Malcolm (Mal for short) - I wish my name was Mal...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭Lillylilly


    Will.

    Will is a good name!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Mardy Bum


    Rick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    This is probably cliche - but what name suits the character? I have often started out with the name of a character and had to change it halfway through because he/she became anothe name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Lillylilly wrote: »
    Will.

    Will is a good name!!

    I like this choice :D
    Mardy Bum wrote: »
    Rick

    Too overdone IMO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭i.need.a.job


    George (as in George Clooney)

    David

    Jonny

    Adam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Max Venturi!!

    :D

    Apparently thats the name of Lamborghini's latest test driver. So you know what role suits the name best!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Just avoid nicknames and abrivations. Anyone over the age of 30 is entitled to have the use of their full name and leave the childish shortened names behind.
    Bill should be William.
    Johnner should be John.
    Jim should be James.
    Tony or (shudder) Anto should be Anthony.
    Grown up names are much sexier.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    By 30 you should have a new middle name named after something you have done shamefully or willingly in your youth.
    Mick (Dove) Cassidy.
    John (Speedy) Murphy.
    Shemus (Classy lady) O'Reilly.

    But Lando is a sexy name no?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    I was tempted by Rick, but I have another character whose name begins with R. Also Nick, but when I checked, there are very few baby boys being called that around the time my character was born. So I went with Mike.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Did you really want to rename him? 'Cause between Bill and Mike there isn't a massive difference in sexiness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Bill's better than Mike...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭ToasterSparks


    Bill sounds like an accountant.

    And I hope Mike is a bit of sleaze, cos that's what I think of when I hear the name. He's so gonna cheat on his girlfriend or wife!


    What about Matt, or the longer version, Matthew? I like Adam too. Daniel? Kevin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Did you really want to rename him? 'Cause between Bill and Mike there isn't a massive difference in sexiness.

    There's a difference. Even with just the name change, his dialogue is slightly different. And I suspect I'll have to rewrite the chapter where he hits on a girl, he'd have a different style now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    He hits on women using variations on his own name?

    Like Buck? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Combine long and short forms of names.

    Michael + Mike = Mikael
    David + Dave = Daved
    William + Bill = Billiam

    I'd read pretty much any book if the hero was named Billiam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    Antilles wrote: »

    I'd read pretty much any book if the hero was named Billiam.

    And this doesn't worry you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 dulce7


    Nice topic

    I would go for Jack... Jack Delfino..i don't know why but i like it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Jonathan/Johnathan

    Harvey

    Clifton

    Kane

    Wayne

    Fox

    Alex

    Kyle

    Stephen

    Niles

    Steven/Stephen

    Bruce

    Adrian


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