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It was gay then but now it's not.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Soulja boy wrote: »
    So people with more money then you living better lifestyles then you are all gay?

    So people who come from botswana eat with a lamp on in the background

    /non-sequitor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I do think the SpellingPolice should stop now, for Pete's sake!

    Damn right SS.

    You know only too well how I hate those Spelling Police feckers.

    No too fond of GrammarNazis either mind you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Soulja boy


    So people who come from botswana eat with a lamp on in the background

    /non-sequitor
    Its true, apart from manfucking basically everything you listed is just luxury


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Soulja boy wrote: »
    Its true, apart from manfucking basically everything you listed is just luxury

    they are, yeah.
    i wish i was squillionaire so that I could afford some moisturiser.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    It used to be gay for a man to watch a good old weepy chick flick, eat some ice cream and just curl up on the sofa and have a good old cry.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    waxing - ghey
    using anything apart from shampoo in your hair - ghey
    using fake tan - ghey
    using sunbeds -ghey
    wearing any type of make up - ghey
    moisturising - ghey
    Eating cous cous - ghey
    drinking wine in a pub - ghey
    engaging in same gender intercourse - gay
    play rugby - ghey
    ears pierced - ghey

    Really? That makes you gay? Well ya learn something new every day!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Soulja boy


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It used to be gay for a man to watch a good old weepy chick flick, eat some ice cream and just curl up on the sofa and have a good old cry.
    if you don't cry at the last episode of six feet under, you are no longer considered a real man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Like you's do realise that both Eskimo's and Aboriginies recocognise a scale of sexuality?

    Totally straight=1
    Totally gay=7

    in between is where the Orgy's take place:pac::pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Like you's do realise that both Eskimo's and Aboriginies recocognise a scale of sexuality?

    Totally straight=1
    Totally gay=7

    in between is where the Orgy's take place:pac::pac::D

    So you might say the end of the Eskimo's scale are polar opposites?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    So you might say the end of the Eskimo's scale are polar opposites?

    That answer left Me cold!:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Like you's do realise that both Eskimo's and Aboriginies recocognise a scale of sexuality?

    Totally straight=1
    Totally gay=7

    in between is where the Orgy's take place:pac::pac::D

    Both Eskimo's and Aboriginies scale between 1 - 7?

    Now that is odd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    Not read any replies so I guess this was said dozens of times...but anyway.
    What gives you the idea that waxing became "ok"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Doc wrote: »
    Both Eskimo's and Aboriginies scale between 1 - 7?

    Now that is odd.

    Ah they are very wise people,just waiting for the 'invaders'to leave their Land.
    Then back to a life of almost constant sex.Eskimo's Always have a Stiffy and a six month night,lot of time to pass,Aboriginies would get-up the crack of Dawn!Ares rock-hard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    realcam wrote: »
    Not read any replies so I guess this was said dozens of times...but anyway.
    What gives you the idea that waxing became "ok"?

    Have a read.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Soulja boy


    realcam wrote: »
    Not read any replies so I guess this was said dozens of times...but anyway.
    What gives you the idea that waxing became "ok"?
    shaving your bush can give a girl carpet burns, if you don't wan't to look like a ****ing yeti down there but still want to have sex without her running for the sudo creme you wax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Soulja boy wrote: »
    shaving your bush can give a girl carpet burns, if you don't wan't to look like a ****ing yeti down there but still want to have sex without her running for the sudo creme you wax.

    Lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭Red_Marauder


    Soulja boy wrote: »
    shaving your bush can give a girl carpet burns, if you don't wan't to look like a ****ing yeti down there but still want to have sex without her running for the sudo creme you wax.
    wax your pubes? you crazy? firstly, ow. also, simple scissors job keeps everything neat and trim and doesn't end in 'stubble rash'. Also, it looks more natural, and less pre-pubescent, which is nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Bonito wrote: »
    Ok so if your dream woman said to you "If you get your chest waxed ya can have me anyway ya want me" You're saying you wouldn't do it for fear of being branded gay :confused:

    I'd do it in a heartbeat :D

    I know I spotted this one late, but it has to be said.

    I'd tell her to go stuff her double-standards up her own you-know-what.

    She'd probably freak if a guy said "I'd do you if you changed XXXXX about yourself".

    So if she wants what she sees, fine; if not, go find some other sub-confident loser who'll bow to her shallow, superficial whim and then not be able to perform because she's taken his masculinity and self-respect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    wax your pubes? you crazy? firstly, ow. also, simple scissors job keeps everything neat and trim and doesn't end in 'stubble rash'. Also, it looks more natural, and less pre-pubescent, which is nice.

    Rechargeable trimmers are the man for the job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Speaking of things which are now gay which they weren't at one time:

    Men hiring limos for nights out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭Red_Marauder


    Bonito wrote: »
    Ok so if your dream woman said to you "If you get your chest waxed ya can have me anyway ya want me" You're saying you wouldn't do it for fear of being branded gay :confused:

    I'd do it in a heartbeat :D
    if shes hot... absolutely. if i had chest hair.

    what age do people develop chest hair? im 23 and i thought i was getting chest hair, but it was a false alarm. you might think i never will (as I did) but I have been reliably been informed of people who only developed it in their mid twenties... anyone here have that? eh, guys ideally....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    if shes hot... absolutely. if i had chest hair.

    what age do people develop chest hair? im 23 and i thought i was getting chest hair, but it was a false alarm. you might think i never will (as I did) but I have been reliably been informed of people who only developed it in their mid twenties... anyone here have that? eh, guys ideally....

    Keep shaving it and it'll get thicker. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Bonito wrote: »
    What ponders me is do some girls get the same buzz off watchin' 2 lads goin at it that some lads get watchin' 2 girls goin' at it?

    Believe it or not, I reckon there is a reasonable basis for this.

    In general, what you're comfortable / familiar with is at a certain point, and you've a curiosity beyond that.

    Girls - as mates - are OK with sharing a bed.
    Guys aren't.

    So there's a question as to what the "acceptability limit" is in relation to girls, at least in guys' heads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭Red_Marauder


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Keep shaving it and it'll get thicker. ;)
    I heard that about plaiting it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I heard that about plaiting it.

    Little acorns......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Soulja boy


    wax your pubes? you crazy? firstly, ow. also, simple scissors job keeps everything neat and trim and doesn't end in 'stubble rash'. Also, it looks more natural, and less pre-pubescent, which is nice.
    Personal taste man, it doesn't hurt as long as you don't get the wax on your nutt sack. And subble rash does occur if you don't shave constantly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    may'be the question should have been apart from soccer&horseracing what was NOT considered gay.

    Mystry about pubic hair, how come Scientists say we were covered in hair at one stage to keep us warm, now the hairiest bits we have are usually the most covered:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Girls - as mates - are OK with sharing a bed.
    Guys aren't.

    Worked in a hotel for 2 years, had stags every weekend, lads always shared beds, as most of the rooms had only one double bed. They mighten have been thrilled with it, but they'll do it to split costs and save themselves about 60 quid a night ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭cafecolour


    A lot of humour's gotten gayer, in a Jackass/teabag-your-mate-when-he's-passed-out way.

    I guess that's most the joke - that it's 'gay' (or pretend-gay as it would be), but **** lads do now as a joke that'd be laughed off would have automatically placed you as definitely gay just for thinking of doing it a while back.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    wearing pink is fine now it wasn't back then, also to have a gay friend is seen as kind of trendy these days


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