It was gay then but now it's not.

m@cc@ · 09-02-2010 12:56AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Quick look out! It's the spelling police!

http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/Peace/Images/GivePeasAChance!_1100x1100.png

Bonito · 09-02-2010 12:57AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/Peace/Images/GivePeasAChance!_1100x1100.png

That should be used as an anti-abortion poster or something :pac:

The Pontiac · 09-02-2010 12:58AM

I know a few guys that use sunbeds, but don't admit it.

Fizman · 09-02-2010 01:04AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Quick look out! It's the spelling police!

Nuueeu-nauew nuueeu-nauew.

kmart6 · 09-02-2010 01:05AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Quick look out! It's the spelling police!

Touché....

jd007 · 09-02-2010 01:08AM

Bonito wrote: »

Ok so if your dream woman said to you "If you get your chest waxed ya can have me anyway ya want me" You're saying you wouldn't do it for fear of being branded gay

I'd do it in a heartbeat

Can't see how he'd branded gay if he did it for a woman. If he did it of his own accord though...

SpellingPolice · 09-02-2010 01:08AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Quick look out! It's the spelling police!

Thanks for the phone call Anono.

Can you please point me in the general direction of the spelling error?

Kind regards,

SP

Fizman · 09-02-2010 01:13AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

Can you please point me in the general direction of the spelling error?

Work and Jobs forum.

Bonito · 09-02-2010 01:13AM

jd007 wrote: »

Can't see how he'd branded gay if he did it for a woman. If he did it of his own accord though...

Well if there was a girl I fancied and I happened to get wind that she preferred lads who waxed I'd take my accord off to the salon and get waxed!

Nah I'm not that petty, if my chest hair bothers her she can fúck off. It's part of who I am

kmart6 · 09-02-2010 01:13AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

Thanks for the phone call Anono.

Can you please point me in the general direction of the spelling error?

Kind regards,

SP

What spelling error!?

SpellingPolice · 09-02-2010 01:17AM

kmart6 wrote: »

What spelling error!?

I received a phone call saying that there was a 'Spelling Error'.

Was this a hoax call Sir??

SP

m@cc@ · 09-02-2010 01:17AM

Bonito wrote: »

Well if there was a girl I fancied and I happened to get wind that she preferred lads who waxed I'd take my accord off to the salon and get waxed!

Nah I'm not that petty, if my chest hair bothers her she can fúck off. It's part of who I am

I'm glad you added the second sentence. I was going to ask how needy can you be? :pac:

jd007 · 09-02-2010 01:17AM

You're a spelling error!

m@cc@ · 09-02-2010 01:18AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

I received a phone saying their was a 'Spelling Error'.

Was this a hoax call Sir??

SP

Where did you do your police exams?

FarmerGreen · 09-02-2010 01:19AM

Gay Byrne always gives me a laugh, sort of rug rash.

SpellingPolice · 09-02-2010 01:20AM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Where did you do your police exams?

That's confidential information Sir.

Step back on the sidewalk.

Thank you.

Now, have you seen a 'spelling error' this evening?

Bonito · 09-02-2010 01:26AM

I did. "Yore ma"

This should be "Your ma".

What? No officer I'm not telling you how to do your job. I really don't see the need for the batton sir. Sidewalk? You mean path. No I was not giving cheek sorry sir. Yes sir, you should know if I'm giving cheek or not I apologise.

:pac:

alwaysadub · 09-02-2010 01:30AM

Bonito wrote: »

What ponders me is do some girls get the same buzz off watchin' 2 lads goin at it that some lads get watchin' 2 girls goin' at it?

Er no. Can't say that seeing two lads kissing has ever turned me on. Nothing wrong with it,but not a turn on.

Apparantly when lads are sending texts to each other these days they end the texts with hugs and kisses-ie xoxo
So brummytom someone said before..

SpellingPolice · 09-02-2010 01:30AM

Bonito wrote: »

I apologise.

That's 'apologize' if ever your in my neck of the woods citizen.

kmart6 · 09-02-2010 01:31AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

That's 'apologize' if ever your in my neck of the woods citizen.

Fuck off back to the States so!!!

m@cc@ · 09-02-2010 01:33AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

That's confidential information Sir.

Step back on the sidewalk.

Thank you.

Now, have you seen a 'spelling error' this evening?

Sidewalk? Aw, no. That means your one of those American spelling policemen who use words like color and organization.

Sharpshooter · 09-02-2010 01:34AM

SpellingPolice wrote: »

That's 'apologize' if ever your in my neck of the woods citizen.

I do think the SpellingPolice should stop now, for Pete's sake!

Bonito · 09-02-2010 01:35AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I do think the SpellingPolice should stop now, for Pete's sake!

BUSTED

Piste · 09-02-2010 01:35AM

Maliyah Square Clothing wrote: »

Women only gyms, sexist fcuks, yet the same women bítch and whine about not getting into golf clubs. I hope they never let the same bítches into the golf clubs, EVER.

Men waxing is not normal, do not be deluded.

Cos women waxing is the most natural thing in the world is it?

recylingbin · 09-02-2010 01:38AM

waxing - ghey
using anything apart from shampoo in your hair - ghey
using fake tan - ghey
using sunbeds -ghey
wearing any type of make up - ghey
moisturising - ghey
Eating cous cous - ghey
drinking wine in a pub - ghey
engaging in same gender intercourse - gay
play rugby - ghey
ears pierced - ghey

kmart6 · 09-02-2010 01:41AM

Being homophobic=uber straight,tough and manly....:rolleyes:

Red_Marauder · 09-02-2010 01:48AM

recylingbin wrote: »

waxing - ghey
using anything apart from shampoo in your hair - ghey
using fake tan - ghey
using sunbeds -ghey
wearing any type of make up - ghey
moisturising - ghey
Eating cous cous - ghey
drinking wine in a pub - ghey
engaging in same gender intercourse - gay
play rugby - ghey
ears pierced - ghey

I've done seven out of those eleven things, some regularly, and I'm not gay.

I do lots of things that might be considered gay. Someone mentioned putting an 'x' at the end of a text to your male friends - yes, but obviously in a jokey way.
If I kiss a mate on the cheek, it's obviously a joke. These are light hearted, trivial things just like getting an ear pierced or putting on moisturiser (I have dry skin when I drink a lot of beer). I also like camp music...it's fun, who cares?

I can still watch sports or play soccer on weekends or burp the alphabet. But there are so many important things about being a man - honesty, trustworthyness, confidence, thoughtfulness and personal conviction being notable amongst them. Basically all of the best qualities you see in someone like your Dad.

If you are relying on the pretty superficial fact that you dont use moisturiser, or that you dont let your girlfriend make you wear silly clothes, or that you dont like Jedward - as a means to back up your masculinity, then you probably arent all that much of a man on a realistic level to begin with. You may not be much fun either.

Dry skin and clothes your Mum bought you dont make you a man.

Brian · 09-02-2010 01:55AM

kmart6 wrote: »

Fuck off back to the States so!!!

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#-ise.2C_-ize]-ise/ize[/url] wrote:

American spelling accepts only -ize endings in most cases, such as organize, realize, and recognize. British usage accepts both -ize and -ise (organize/organise, realize/realise, recognize/recognise). British English using -ize is known as Oxford spelling, and is used in publications of the Oxford University Press, most notably the Oxford English Dictionary, as well as other authoritative British sources. The OED lists the -ise form separately, as "a frequent spelling of -IZE..." It firmly deprecates usage of "-ise" for words of Greek origin, stating, "[T]he suffix..., whatever the element to which it is added, is in its origin the Greek -ιζειν, Latin -izāre; and, as the pronunciation is also with z, there is no reason why in English the special French spelling in -iser should be followed, in opposition to that which is at once etymological and phonetic." It maintains "... some have used the spelling -ise in English, as in French, for all these words, and some prefer -ise in words formed in French or English from Latin elements, retaining -ize for those of Greek composition.

tl;dr -ize is not an Americanism.

recylingbin · 09-02-2010 01:57AM

Red_Marauder wrote: »

I've done seven out of those eleven things, some regularly, and I'm not gay.

I do lots of things that might be considered gay. Someone mentioned putting an 'x' at the end of a text to your male friends - yes, but obviously in a jokey way.
If I kiss a mate on the cheek, it's obviously a joke. These are light hearted, trivial things just like getting an ear pierced or putting on moisturiser (I have dry skin when I drink a lot of beer). I also like camp music...it's fun, who cares?

I can still watch sports or play soccer on weekends or burp the alphabet. But there are so many important things about being a man - honesty, trustworthyness, confidence, thoughtfulness and personal conviction being notable amongst them. Basically all of the best qualities you see in someone like your Dad.

If you are relying on the pretty superficial fact that you dont use moisturiser, or that you dont let your girlfriend make you wear silly clothes, or that you dont like Jedward - as a means to back up your masculinity, then you probably arent all that much of a man on a realistic level to begin with. You may not be much fun either.

Dry skin and clothes your Mum bought you dont make you a man.

ghey

Soulja boy · 09-02-2010 01:58AM

recylingbin wrote: »

waxing - ghey
using anything apart from shampoo in your hair - ghey
using fake tan - ghey
using sunbeds -ghey
wearing any type of make up - ghey
moisturising - ghey
Eating cous cous - ghey
drinking wine in a pub - ghey
engaging in same gender intercourse - gay
play rugby - ghey
ears pierced - ghey

So people with more money then you living better lifestyles then you are all gay?

It was gay then but now it's not.

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