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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    YOU SMELL!!!

    this is so easy!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Blindsides jg, and bites her head off.*
    Yeah, more than just me smells.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    swings sword wildly, hit something???
    Ican be headless, im sure!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Quietly steps well back*
    Oh, you got me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ok needs to find a doctor, i look much better with my head!!!

    swings wildly again!!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Throws head back on jg's neck*
    Yeah, go get that stitched up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    mmm, looks like i have a new necklace, why thanks wolfy!!!

    throws hot coffee in your face, stomps on foot, swings and kicks in the ass!
    (this sword is just too heavy to use all the time)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Returns fire with custard cannon*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Noooooo! not the custard ........ahhhh im melting, HELP ME !!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Dumps coffee on jg*
    Does that help at all?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Thanks wolfy, needs to blow my nose now, take cover!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *passes handkerchief, jumps behind blast shield*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Push wolfy to the ground, jumps on his tummy over and over, then with a big burp, he throws up toasty!!!

    Run toasty, Run before he eats you again!!!!(laters)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sheesh, when did I eat that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    comes into thread looks around in disgust, "Everyone forget to clean up?" Gets power washer- hooks it up- sprays thread clean -drives in lifter - dumps debri at local landfill.
    Sprays thread with a little patchouli. sniffs "ah so much better." Smiles. Tosses grenade inside Wolf's den. "that should get something going"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Tosses two grenades back out door. *
    This is not a garbage can people. Tis my home


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    tosses two grenades back in - "I just cleaned here.!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls pins, tosses grenades back out.* keep this stuff out of my home!
    *Locks door*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    drops grenade in letter slot. "I said. I just cleaned !" runs for cover. "BOOOOOM!!! Peeks out- Sees Wolfs door back to hanging from one hinge. "Good thing he's 'handy'."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Stumbles out smoking*
    Somebody owes me a new dvd player


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    'somebody needs to learn how to clean up after himself. That pile of half digested Toast was most disgusting." picks up dvd player and whacks over Wolfs head. "Here,Take mine."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I never eat Toast.
    *Drops door on Deki's foot*
    Sorry, I was aiming for both


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    grabs foot in pain. leans on staff. gingerly puts weight on foot. swings staff and whacks Wolf in lower back.Wolf falls forward, deki kicks Wolf in backside. "ooh! wrong foot!" hops around on one foot rubbing other one.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Kicks Deki in the ankle. Watches her fall over*
    Haha you fell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    From ground deki swings staff and hits Wolf across achilles tendons. causing them to retract and toppling Wolf to ground " Ha! Ha! so did you."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Lands on Deki*
    Thanks for breaking my fall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "oomph!" Deki beats wolf with fists "get off me Wolf!"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sorry about that. Soft landing though. Gotta go work now. Kill you later


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    bye evil Wolf-We'll just see who kills who?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *toasty falls from sky, descending on deki with dual katanas and driving them through her back*

    Woo! Fight threads back! Ive been waiting on this for ages!

    *sumersaults from dekis back pulling katanas out, makes textbook landing*


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