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  • #182
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Democracy - ha ha ha.

    I am just after sending out my assassins, all leaders of your 'supposed' democracy are hanging from gibbets from the from of my palace.


    The Queen's reign of terror is in force again.


  • #183
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Assassins eh? Are those the idiots I just incinerated?


  • #184
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki wanders into web, notices Wolf and Queen-Mise in disagreement. Also notices large hornets nest in tree above. Lets fly with rock from slingshot. Huge hornets nest crashes on Queen-Mise and Wolf, hornets rush out stinging mercilessly. "Just a accident of nature." Wanders back into wood.


  • #185
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Runs and jumps in lake*
    I saw that Deki.


  • #186
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "What?" Deki hurries to nearest den " I don't do everything around here. Thought you would be into nature." Pops down into den. Locks door.


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  • #187
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Where'd I leave that crowbar?


  • #188
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "NOBODY'S HOME WOLF!"


  • #189
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Wanders off*
    I guess I'll go have a drink with my cousin then.


  • #190
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki peeks out. doesn't see Wolf. "Cousin huh? May not be good. " closes door again,but peeks out peep hole.


  • #191
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh dear why does my cousin have a huge quarantine sign in front of his house. I told him to leave those pigs alone.


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  • #192
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Guess he huffed and puffed a little too much Wolf!" giggles clamps hand over mouth, slams and locks door.


  • #193
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hello ACME, yes I need assortment number 4085746. Yes thank you


  • #194
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki listens at keyhole "Think I may have a tiny problem on the way."


  • #195
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Great I got the number wrong. What am I going to do with a mechanical female rabbit


  • #196
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Dogs?! Beagles?! Foxhounds??!!!


  • #197
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am so calling them..... Hello, what do you mean you sent my foxhunter to a coyote. Well, I am certainly not paying for this... Should the roborabbit be ticking?


  • #198
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    KA-BLAM!!!


    :rolleyes:Don't think so wolf? Probably should pat your backside out- It's smoldering a little:confused::p:D


  • #199
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I am so suing ACME.


  • #200
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki writes out check and note to ACME. "Dear Sir, I wish to express my thanks to you, and your excellent staff, for handling my order with such prompt consideration. I am very well satisfied. Sincerely Yours, Deki" closes envelope and puts nice Christmas stamp
    on and clothespins it to mailbox. looks over at sooty faced Wolf. Rolls eyes and giggles.


  • #201
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pops smoke bomb at Deki's feet.*
    What are you gonna do now fox afte I just locked your door behind you?


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  • #202
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki looks down at smoke bomb, Up at Wolf. Pulls Wolfs ears over his eyes, drops smoke bomb down Wolfs tattered shirt and runs to next hole and slides into that cozy den.


  • #203
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls smoke bomb out of shirt, tosses it down hole. Rolls heavy boulder over opening.*
    That smoke is not healthy to breathe. Wait where did Deki go?


  • #204
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki has run out back door of den and is now in nice cozy cave. Lots and lots of stalactites and stalagmites to hide behind. And very dark and cool.


  • #205
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Nice cave Deki, although I think the Broody guy in the cape wants a word with you.
    batrr.png


  • #206
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He's one of your friends?


  • #207
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Never seen him before in my life


  • #208
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    lots of places to hide in here. Turns on flashlight blinds cloaked man runs at him with stake and thrusts it into his heart. "Don't guess you want to help me drag him into the morning sun do you Wolf?" Deki looks at staked Vamp. "No, I guess you wouldn't. Always something..."


  • #209
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sorry, as a signatory of the Nocturnal Protection Act I am not allowed to cause undue harm to vampires, or other protected species unless they attack me first


  • #210
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Did not ask you to kill him -I already did that- (he was evil imposter of my friend- and was intent on causing me undue harm.) All I asked from you was a little help with the body disposal. I have taken care of it myself and the body has instantly degraded in the sun. I try to keep a tidy cave here Wolf. Sprays Wolf with furniture wax. "You look very polished now Wolf" sniffs air "And you smell nice and lemony too."


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  • #211
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    So, you moving in here? Have fun cleaning up all this guano.


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