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The Person Below Me

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Person above is living in the states and does not get the taking in washing bit in oul Ireland:pac:

    PB has a longing for choclate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    No I'm thirsty for water!

    Person below me got a text message within the last 10 minutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    sure did from boards!banning me,where they get my number:confused:

    PB picks their nose in public


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    sometimes but not in your face

    the person below can't piss on a bush


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    without catching my willy on a thorn-OUCH

    PB drinks far too little alcohol to be sane


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    absolutely have you seen my rough edge?

    the person below has three windows open


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    No i prefer a mac over windows


    PB always gets who the villain is in a cop show before the cop,s do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    almost
    after all,l it's scripted

    the person below is justify censorship


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    nope...

    PB has just made coffee!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Nope drinking lemonade

    PB had a Peanut butter sandwich today


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Nope.

    Person below is fat

    (End of thread)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    erm only my friends can call me Shrek!

    PB is going to explain what E=Mc squared means :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oh no she's not

    PB can bend up like a pretzel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    i sure can Deki(you sexy thing!:))but never used a pretzel as an excuse for a black eye like Prez Bush did(i think Laura punched him :)


    PB uses haemmoriad cream


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Afraid not.

    PB can type using both hands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    n o iiiii caint


    PB can swear in seven languages


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i try hard not to swear du


    PB was once lost a foot to a gator


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Crocadile dundee better name than Shrek.

    PB eats Breakfast cereal for supper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    sometimes yes


    PB has a pet ferret


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    thats true my pet!:)


    PB keeps pigs in the parlor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    used to but when they smelled the bacon frying they all ran away

    PB wears bib overalls without a shirt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Lol Deki so pigs are not as stupid as they smell? whats a shirt??? never got pass string vests:D


    PB can lick their own elbow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    can't do it will keep trying:p

    PB grooms his eyebows with his tongue


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    that would be a skill i do not have..

    PB shares their initials with the first two letters of this line


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    nope.....not with any of my names!!!


    PB has a pimple on their left cheek.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    no...just dimples.

    pb is drooling after me 6 rashers and 5 eggs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    chalk it down

    PB has a secret crush on george bush


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    True, I especially loved his ability to speak.

    Person below wishs they were the opposite sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34 Zxyton


    Nope! I've grown quite attached to my maleness :D Although maybe for a day..... :P

    PB loves to dance


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    not particularly, i would like to be able to dance ballroom, but i'm not mad on swingin the hips really... unless i've had a few...

    PB likes to drink coffee even after its gone cold


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