The Person Below Me

holly1 · 15-07-2009 05:32AM

Morning Col,sorry got no rashers.

PB will fry an egg.

colrow · 15-07-2009 05:36AM

Hi Holly, things good ?

I'm going to cook 5 rashers and fry 3 egg yolks for me brekkers, I cant eat egg whites.

pb below wants to make a meringue

holly1 · 15-07-2009 05:39AM

Wants to put wont

PB will splash himself with hot fat.

colrow · 15-07-2009 05:51AM

I'd better not pretend I'm the naked chef then

Theres loads of magpies here, shall i shoot them

PB loves it when it rains

holly1 · 15-07-2009 05:54AM

Shur we never see rain in this fair Isle.
Yea shoot the buggers.
BP shoots himself in the foot.

colrow · 15-07-2009 05:57AM

Wots the difference between a constipated owl, and a blind shooter

One shoots but cant hit
The other hoots but cant s**t

pb makes a living taking hush puppies walkies

holly1 · 15-07-2009 06:05AM

No

PB is having a hair cut today

colrow · 15-07-2009 06:19AM

not me... a no 2 lasts me a few weeks

pb below once had 3 weeks on the sick, suffering from a fractured eye lash

Sarky · 16-07-2009 01:43AM

The poster below me will get banned if they let the chat out of the chat thread.

joes girls · 16-07-2009 10:53AM

go on...........try it!!!!

PB....has nothing to do and all day to do it!

holly1 · 16-07-2009 11:16AM

I wish

PB is having a bad hair day.

joes girls · 16-07-2009 11:19AM

dont know have not even looked at it yet!!!

PB has more hair on their toes then their head!!!

cyberwolf77 · 16-07-2009 11:25AM

Surprisingly no.
Person below has a fine mustache.

joes girls · 16-07-2009 11:28AM

gets it waxed......:D

PB....has 10 toes and 9 fingers!!!

colrow · 16-07-2009 11:34AM

thats very true how did you know that ?

pb is physcic

joes girls · 16-07-2009 01:24PM

nope....

PB just got wet in the rain....

colrow · 16-07-2009 03:24PM

no I just woke up, but how did you know i got 1 finger missing...give it back;)

pb prefers butter to margerine

joes girls · 16-07-2009 04:54PM

yep...

PB will be glad when its bedtime for the kids!!!!

colrow · 16-07-2009 06:31PM

won't mine all growed up well nearly any way...lol

pb would like a brain transplant

ynotdu · 16-07-2009 07:25PM

only if i got Dr Houses brain instead!:)

PB hates reality and uses recreational drugs to make sense of it

Deki · 18-07-2009 01:41AM

nope - reality is fine no drugs

PB is having an identity crisis

ynotdu · 18-07-2009 07:51AM

I,m in four minds as to whether thats true

PB thinks the end of the world is nigh

WindSock · 18-07-2009 08:03AM

although that may be true, today is an optimistic one garnished with a fresh sunny outlook on the side.

PB may have TB.

colrow · 18-07-2009 08:09AM

Not yet the noo

PB wishes I've won th euromillions <I'd better go and check>;)

holly1 · 18-07-2009 09:16AM

Nope,no luck,I forgot to do it.

PB has just had a shower.

Bonkers_xOx · 18-07-2009 03:05PM

Nope im still in jammys

PB is going to have a good saturday night

joes girls · 18-07-2009 03:30PM

as good as i can!

PB will be at home tonight....

holly1 · 18-07-2009 05:28PM

Yep.

PB is trying to decide what to wear tonight.

colrow · 19-07-2009 08:19AM

I'll be wearing the same stuff I am the noo

Morning Holly

PB won't be going back to bed with me for a game of squash at Dooblin airport

holly1 · 19-07-2009 09:48AM

No.

PB having a full irish...

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