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Deki · 15-07-2009 08:36PM

You are an evil Wolf:(
You're not going to have any friends left if you don't learn to play right.
Deki lifts staff and brings down torrential rain and electrical storm. Just for fun she throws some lightning bolts at Wolf and his load. Hope your feet aren't wet
Wolf.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 08:37PM

I'll have plenty of friends. Even if I have to build them meself.
*Drops Faraday cage over Deki. Watches lightning bounce back at her. *
Now that is what I call a crispy critter.

Deki · 15-07-2009 08:46PM

Lightning is only sucked back into Silver staff. The powers of my staff ( which are many and varied) are not dictated by the laws of science Wolf. Spot knocks cage off Deki and it rolls down hill toward Wolf. Deki releases a super charged bolt that hits Wolf in the top of his head. Super sized fries Spot.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 08:58PM

Supercahraged by Deki's bolt Wolf grows to gigantic size. Let's see how Spot deals with an opponent more his weight class. Come Spot, face

ELECTRO-CYBERWOLF77!!!!!

shezzie · 15-07-2009 09:04PM

hows puppy dawg??? just popped in to say hi to everyone

Deki · 15-07-2009 09:11PM

Spot rears up and lets go with full blast of fire, not just his usual super hot breath, this rivals the fires of Hades, Wolf is thrown back by the sheer force of the blast. As he clamors to rise into seated position Spot hits Wolf with another Blast that melts Mr Electro's cyborg housing and literally melts his metal improvements. THis leaves Wolf dangling one arm at the sholder and a socketless stump at the other. Spot rips his razored talons into Wolf's remaining soft fleshy parts and tosses him into the flood waters generated by Deki's storm.

(hi shezzie)

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:13PM

Engaging damage assessment protocol....
Retreat for recovery/repair....
Return later. Disable fox.

shezzie · 15-07-2009 09:23PM

hey deki - dont mean to be interupting this fast paced fight fest going on here - thought maybe i could kill puppy dawg with kindness and niceness

i hope colrow isnt annoying you so much in these thread mr puppy dawg

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:26PM

shezzie wrote: »

hey deki - dont mean to be interupting this fast paced fight fest going on here - thought maybe i could kill puppy dawg with kindness and niceness

i hope colrow isnt annoying you so much in these thread mr puppy dawg

Kindness and niceness as an attack strategy!? HMMMMM, I is getting an idea.
No colrow behaves himself thanks to the rules.

joes girls · 15-07-2009 09:27PM

shezz this is the all new no chat and no been nice slaps across the head ...dont do it again!!!

Deki · 15-07-2009 09:29PM

Wolf you couldn't be nice - no one would belive it.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:29PM

joes girls wrote: »

shezz this is the all new no chat and no been nice slaps across the head ...dont do it again!!!

Hey now, people can be nice, just no chatting.
*Sends giant squid to hug JG.*
See, that was nice.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:33PM

Twelve pages in. Guess it's time to repost the rules for any newcomers

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

RULES:
1. ABSOUTELY NO CHATTING. THERE ARE OTHER THREADS FOR THAT SORT OF THING, THIS IS A FIGHT THREAD.
2.TRY TO BE FUNNY AS YOU MAIM, KILL, OR OTHERWISE DISABLE OPPONENTS.
3.BRUTALITY AND ORIGINALITY ARE WORTH BONUS POINTS(no,not really).
4.POSTING "I WIN" ACTUALLY MEANS YOU JUST LOST. POST SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY TAKES A BIT OF THOUGHT.
5.LOLcats ARE VERY FUNNY, AND DEFINITELY WELCOME
6.WEAR PROTECTIVE EQUPIMENT WHEN ENTERING THIS THREAD(The management is not responsible for any injuries incurred because you were an idiot).
7.THE ONLY TROLLS ALLOWED ARE DETRITUS AND FLINT(The splatters mentioned above.)
8.NO DALEKS
9. ELDER GODS ARE WELCOME TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE IF THEY WISH
10. ALL WEAPONS AND MEANS OF ASSAULT ARE LEGAL, EXCEPT SILVER BULLETS.
11. POSTING WHILE DRUNK IS NOT NECESSARY, BUT COULD BE VERY FUNNY.
12. TRY TO KEEP THE PERSONAL ATTACKS TO A MINIMUM
13. NO QUOTING A PREVIOUS POSTER THEN ALTERING THE QUOTE TO MAKE YOU APPEAR MORE VIRILE OR TO GIVE YOU A CHEAP WIN WILL RESULT IN THE PENALTY MENTIONED IN RULE 4 ABOVE(Looking at you colrow)
14.EVERYTHING ELSE IS LEGAL AS PER BOARDS.IE RULES

shezzie · 15-07-2009 09:35PM

kicks jg of the horse she thinks is riding high on

sends kindness and niceness vibes to dear puppy dawg - he cant stand it anymore and drives of onto the sunset off the cliff and crashes on the rocks and into the sea - never ever to be seen again

r.i.p puppy dawg

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:38PM

*Climbs back up cliff. Grabs shezzie, screaming obscenities and anatomical improbabilities jumps back over cliff. Lands on shezzie. *
Now how am I gonna climb back up there? I is tired. Hey Spot how about a lift for old time's sake.

joes girls · 15-07-2009 09:39PM

just robbed hermys yellow suit.............quick go to the count to see him naked!
its a bit of a funny fit,but its good enough to hug back the squid, makes a good friend ........sprays wolfy with loads of ink!!!!!

Deki · 15-07-2009 09:42PM

I thought I had all the giant squids? You were holding out on me Wolf ? Whacks Wolf with silver staff across throat as he raises hands to throat wams it across his belly. dons invisibility cloak and runs away giggling.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:44PM

joes girls wrote: »

just robbed hermys yellow suit.............quick go to the count to see him naked!
its a bit of a funny fit,but its good enough to hug back the squid, makes a good friend ........sprays wolfy with loads of ink!!!!!

Try to be nice and see what it gets you.

Deki wrote: »

I thought I had all the giant squids? You were holding out on me Wolf ? Whacks Wolf with silver staff across throat as he raises hands to throat wams it across his belly. dons invisibility cloak and runs away giggling.

*Tracks Deki By scent. Decapitates with klaive.*

shezzie · 15-07-2009 09:48PM

nighty night night - happy slayings dont shed too much bllod except to jg - thats what you get when you hit me over the head

Deki · 15-07-2009 09:51PM

You must be blind as a bat Wolf. You just decapitated another Scarefox. Also you messed up my garden. calls spot flies off to Wolf aims staff and whispers incantation. immediately thousands of field mice appear and climb up Wolf biting and snarling as they go. Soon Wolf is overcome by the frenzied beasts who smother him completely. Ugh what a bloodied mess. lands and steals Klaive.
flies off.

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 09:54PM

*Snaps fingers. Watches Klaive tear through Deki and spot to return to it's true owner. Calls Cat-spirits to chase of the mice*
Don't mess with the master Deki. I will break you.

Deki · 15-07-2009 10:01PM

Your Klaive only ripped a little of my fur Wolf and didn't hurt Spot at all.
You may be a master, Wolf-- but not mine.
And you are not the first to boast of breaking me but as yet I stiil stand.

joes girls · 15-07-2009 10:05PM

little shezz i dont think....i know!!!!
your little try to be cute words do nothing to me.......my horse hits you across the face with its tail as i ride off...........btw tail is embedded with spikes, which leave blood flowin down your little face......run off now before i bring out the big guns!!!!

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 11:39PM

You children play violent. I must away to work and make the ************* donuts.

Deki · 15-07-2009 11:40PM

goodbye wolf

cyberwolf77 · 15-07-2009 11:43PM

*Unleashes hail of bullets on way out door*
Hope I hit something. These explosive rounds cost alot.

Deki · 15-07-2009 11:44PM

missed me

joes girls · 16-07-2009 12:02AM

who is whistling!!!

Matt Holck · 16-07-2009 12:19AM

turns to the sharp a edge of the rules sheet and slices wolfy's face open

Matt Holck · 16-07-2009 12:21AM

gets dressed

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