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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sorry Wolf. Is that a hard thing to do?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Can be difficult without a distraction.
    *Tosses Deki into Rancor nest*
    You distract them, I'll borrow a new suit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki quickly uses invisibility cloak and jumps out again - short lived distraction Wolf- Now you're on your own. Uses staff to fire lightning bolt at Wolf just for good measure. Now I have to go shower you despicable Wolf. Thinks about it and runs back to where Wolf is in the claws of a drooling fanged rancor and beats Wolf over the head with staff. Still invisible she walks aways trying to get the rancor slobbers off.:eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Staggers out of Rancor nest towing new mecha suit.
    Lousy stinking fox, can't even distract a couple stinking Rancors for a fellow canid. Knew I should of kidnapped a Padawan or dancing girl. They could of distracted the blasted things for me. Great now I need to get my duster cleaned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You evil old Wolf toss a poor little defenseless fox into that slobbering mess. Makes my skin crawl. You think that was fun for me you overgrown sheepdog. argghh ! Raises staff and fires barage of lightning bolts at Wolf's head. I can't believe you did that. I hope you get your old clanky suit stuck halfway up and you get blisters from where it chaffs.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thanks for the free recharge. Me batteries were a bit low. I said I needed a distraction and Spot did hurt Mabel pretty bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    All that was your fault Wolf. Every bit of it. You should never have brought Mable into it at all. Now I'll have to melt your outer cyborg suit like this - sprays more nano bugs on Wolf's suit , and then spray you with liguid nitrogen so you can't move- like this. Sprays Wolf with liquid nitogen, immediately stopping him in his tracks.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Suit was the improved model with it's own nano-repair bots so it's safe.
    I on thr other hand will need a hot drink and a blanket immediately.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Okay Wolf, Spot and I are going to our secret lair for the night, Yes he did wake up and he is fine except for that nasty slash Mable gave him. Those nasty rancors you so gallantly tossed me to have given me something bad i think. So tomorrow is another day. (even though I'm still mad at you Wolf-Happy trails-until i show you the end of yours.)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Fare thee well into the realms of Morpheus Deki.
    *Nice job planting that tracer Mabel*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    unleashes Vietnam ninjas that walk under ground underneath umbrella hats

    Edgar the overgrown man fish steals the battery pack by reaching over dimensions

    the Conductor has the golden boy suspended in an electro-magnetic cage

    the rigger has built a music box from
    a rotating cement truck mixer and the tines of a graduated wrought iron fence.

    a black dragon floats like hot ashes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh and by the way. I think this is yours. Deki beans Wolf on head with tracer.Deki and Spot fly away. Night Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    unleashes Vietnam ninja that walk under ground underneath umbrella hats

    Edgar the overgrown man fish steals the battery pack by reaching over dimensions

    the Conductor has the golden boy suspended in an electro-magnetic cage

    the rigger has built a music box from
    a rotating cement truck mixer and the tines of a graduated wrought iron fence.

    a black dragon floats like hot ashes
    Enough with the flipping dragons already.
    Deki wrote: »
    Oh and by the way. I think this is yours. Deki beans Wolf on head with tracer.Deki and Spot fly away. Night Wolf.
    *Fires volley of yellowjackets and bedbugs at Deki*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    to touch the form burns the hands
    while breatch brings darkness and chocking gas
    hose wings would send those tumbing
    and claws, a proppeer rending


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Drops a small ocean liner onto Mr. Holck*
    Freaking dracophiles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    drops under ground underneath unbrella hat

    the smoke stacks backfire liquid flames guild by the conductor onto Cyber
    as the ocean liner fuel tank is crushed onder the weight of the crash

    meanwhile, the cement mixer begans to turn playing the tune of pop goes the weasel



    so easily distracted by the dragon


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Asbestos undies are a lifesaver.
    Strangling you with your own intestines is a pleasure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    steps strange then charmed loosing the slip knot


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Fires up chainsaw*
    Come back here so I can chops off your head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    choking gas cloud removes oxygen and chocks motor of the chain saw

    3 Ninjas rise from the earth with machetes ready

    "All around the Malburry Bush"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Destroys ninjas with Klaive dueling techniques*
    Now I have something to hang from me walls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the conductor with a wave of his wand
    tosses loose sabers pinning the wolf to the wall like a butterfly
    Edgar grabs wolf from behind

    "the monkey chased the weasel"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Igorina please release the zombie cyberwerefalcon. I need a bit of assistance with these swords. Then release the dire wolves to chase down Holck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the conductor stirs
    and a fire storm wells up from the burning ocean linear
    disintegrating the wings of the zombie birds.
    The swords clank to the ground a while Edgar squeezes wolfy.
    The cement truck sounds a silent horn
    and the dire wolves gather round the armored vehicle.


    "All around the Mulberry Bush"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    There was only one bird zombie thingy.
    Engage zombie suicide driver.
    *Watches Holck and the falcon go up in a blaze.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the conducter puts the golden child into the cement mixer

    "POP! goes the weasel"

    the child ermerges now pocessed by my most recently released soul


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    This is no place for children.
    *Calls Social Services to remove th child from harm's way. Shoots Holck at PLuto.*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Showlin blocks the shot
    and says
    "I will not let you harm the child"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Did not aim for the child
    Showlin protects a coward
    Spirit Skunk spray these fools.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




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