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Hiding from the Evil Sun

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What I should do is buy a f*cktonne of mirrors, leave them out at night, and let the sun's evil magic backfire on itself come the dawn.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    What I should do is buy a f*cktonne of mirrors, leave them out at night, and let the sun's evil magic backfire on itself come the dawn.
    Tried that, it didn't work. Roasted a couple of seagulls by accident though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm not fond of seagulls either. Good show.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tasted fine with a little tabasco sauce on them.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    If everyone put mirrors on their roof, would it help stop global warming? We should investigate...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    More to the point, if we all put mirrors on our roofs, could we focus the reflected energy to immolate our enemies?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Absolutely! With a targeting geo-synchronous orbiting satellite which could beam the heat wherever I needed - take that Golden Eye!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ban ME from the Nocturnal forum will you?!

    I mean, um, yeah, take that Goldeneye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    The sun is a curse on this planet. My trip to Amsterdam was ruined by "good" weather. My pasty Irish skin almost burst into flames while I wandered around The dampkring for two hours trying to find my way back to the zoo. Then I got just as lost in Brugge I was drinking like a fish and the top shelf hash I brought with me from Amsterdam just put me in a hoop meaning I saw none of Brugge.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭ChasingDreams


    It wasn't sunny today, thank God! I refuse to go outside when it's sunny. However, since I'm going on a holiday to California on Friday, the sun might be a bit hard to avoid. :(


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    It wasn't sunny today, thank God! I refuse to go outside when it's sunny. However, since I'm going on a holiday to California on Friday, the sun might be a bit hard to avoid. :(
    Well you should have a great time in the hotel room then.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭ChasingDreams


    Well you should have a great time in the hotel room then.

    Yep.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    oxegen...... Im gonna have to sit in my tent til it gets cloudy :S
    ah well! :P


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    oxegen...... Im gonna have to sit in my tent til it gets cloudy :S
    ah well! :P
    By the looks of it, you won't be spending much time in the tent! :rolleyes:

    Looks like we're going to have The Plague of Mudbabies all over again!

    Welcome, Ms. ChasingDreams.


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭ChasingDreams


    By the looks of it, you won't be spending much time in the tent! :rolleyes:

    Looks like we're going to have The Plague of Mudbabies all over again!

    Welcome, Ms. ChasingDreams.

    Why thank you, Mr. randylonghorn :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭lankysexybeast


    screw all of you the sun over here is horrid i nearly have a new lair of skin for the factor 6billion i have to wear stupid bastard of a carpet light that it is...... the sky is a carpet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    I'm off to Spain.

    Hmmm.

    Aviators, check.

    Sunscreen, check.

    Aw yeah. :cool:

    Should keep me relatively safe from the perfidious orb of unholy light.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I'm off to Spain.

    Hmmm.

    Aviators, check.

    Sunscreen, check.

    Aw yeah. :cool:

    Should keep me relatively safe from the perfidious orb of unholy light.
    Have you considered bringing some clothes too?

    Isn't one Spunóg enough in any forum? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    Hmmm. Might be worth a look. Ah sure I can pack in the morn.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Whats with the sudden Flancer ball today in Dublin city? Nearly killed the poor DooM. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Whats with the sudden Flancer ball today in Dublin city? Nearly killed the poor DooM. :(


    Aww poor Doomy. Tis grey out here in Maynooth. the sun has not attacked here today


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    trowelled wrote: »
    Aww poor Doomy. Tis grey out here in Maynooth. the sun has not attacked here today

    Yeah I am back in Celbridge and our friends the clouds have sorted out the flancer ball for me. :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,785 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    The flancer ball is trying to fry me! I need a better hideout.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I was in Cork at the weekend - they told us it'd be "bad" weather (as in cloudy and rainy - perfect if you ask me), but I ended up getting sunburnt :mad:

    I had a word with Thor and he made sure it was cloudy and colder the following day...


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