Agony Auntie Fred

colrow · 15-05-2009 04:12AM

holly1 wrote: »

What will I do,Colrow is two timeing me.He asked me to meet him at Dublin Airport a few weeks back and now I see he is having a bit on the side with the Queen:eek:!!!!!.
Has anyone any advice P-L-E-A-S-E:(.

Dear Holy 1

I'm sorry but you have that wrong, The Queen is the only one for me, I know its hard for you having that lust for me, I recomend cold showers, and I think you should take up a nice hobby, breeding dung beetles or some such pastime.

colrow · 15-05-2009 04:16AM

joes girls wrote: »

whats the meanin of life......

Dear Grizzly Bare,

Now that is a question !! The answer is of course that there is no meaning to life.

Its there to be enjoyed!!!!! And not by getting legless drinking fat french boys. Have a nice cup of tea and a hobnob and start all over again.

Buy some dung beetles from The Holy 1 and they'll eat all the **** out of your life.

holly1 · 15-05-2009 08:52AM

Well you know something,the two of you are welcome to each other,have a great life.

Matt Holck · 15-05-2009 09:13AM

awhwa

colrow · 15-05-2009 09:14AM

Thank you for your caring, sharing concern, Mother Theresa better look out

joes girls · 16-05-2009 07:45PM

colrow wrote: »

Dear Grizzly Bare,

Now that is a question !! The answer is of course that there is no meaning to life.

Its there to be enjoyed!!!!! And not by getting legless drinking fat french boys. Have a nice cup of tea and a hobnob and start all over again.

Buy some dung beetles from The Holy 1 and they'll eat all the **** out of your life.

thanks colrow as always your just the help i needed.....:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-05-2009 08:28PM

I don't like hobnobs and I'm bored. Help me

colrow · 16-05-2009 09:52PM

Dear DumDum6969

Get back to kindergarten where u belong

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-05-2009 09:53PM

I'm being bullied. What can I do:p

colrow · 16-05-2009 09:56PM

Go and stand in the corner for telling tales

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-05-2009 09:59PM

I have a problem.I can't tell the truth and when I do knowone beleives me

joes girls · 16-05-2009 10:00PM

dear fred i change the colour of my hair....it now black.....does it suit me.....

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-05-2009 10:02PM

Go away my problems are WAY more important.

joes girls · 16-05-2009 10:18PM

nothing is as important as my hair.....:mad:

p1akuw47h5r3it · 16-05-2009 10:20PM

Ye Fair enuf sorry:o;)

joes girls · 16-05-2009 10:36PM

thats.........ok......

colrow · 17-05-2009 08:12AM

joes girls wrote: »

dear fred i change the colour of my hair....it now black.....does it suit me.....

Dear Joes Griller,

Are we talking about the curly hair you sit on, You will need to arrange a time and place for me to carry out an inspection. Then I can tell you more....

joes girls · 18-05-2009 05:41AM

dear fred ...i cant seem to find my bed..........help please.......

colrow · 18-05-2009 06:04AM

Dear Joes Griller,

We don't need the bed, just get down on your hands n knees

colrow · 04-07-2009 04:19AM

Dear Agony Aunt(whoever you are)

I was dumped by a megababe on here, and I know she's dying to have me back, the thing is should I go back, or not wot do you advise ?

TriceMarie · 04-07-2009 04:23AM

No,clone her instead from the pubic hair she left in your shower
:eek:

colrow · 04-07-2009 06:45AM

Dear Auntie Twice Marie,

I can't wait for 20 years for her to fill out, I was hoping more for a magic potion, or could you cast a spell on her.

throbbingly yours

Matt Holck · 04-07-2009 08:07AM

colrow wrote: »

Dear Agony Aunt(whoever you are)

I was dumped by a megababe on here, and I know she's dying to have me back, the thing is should I go back, or not wot do you advise ?

in they end ,
you must wait for them to come to you
and they never do

colrow · 04-07-2009 08:25AM

Look here Auntie Matt,

I want it sorted out right now, don't gimme any of your ole advive just gimme what I want !!!!!!

Matt Holck · 04-07-2009 08:32AM

http://www.zazzle.com/bad_iron_burn_tshirt-235640651846536945

colrow · 04-07-2009 01:51PM

oh yeah and I want me ironing done before any hanky panky

colrow · 05-07-2009 09:35PM

Dear agony auntie

i needs a new car, wot colour should I get, i got brown eyes grey hair and I'm a gemini

joes girls · 05-07-2009 10:03PM

colrow wrote: »

Dear Agony Aunt(whoever you are)

I was dumped by a megababe on here, and I know she's dying to have me back, the thing is should I go back, or not wot do you advise ?

nope, nope and nope!:p

joes girls · 05-07-2009 10:04PM

colrow wrote: »

Dear agony auntie

i needs a new car, wot colour should I get, i got brown eyes grey hair and I'm a gemini

i think you should get yellow!

Queen-Mise · 01-08-2009 01:43AM

dear auntie fred,

I keep having these dreams about a boy that isnt real.

What should i do?

Thanks
QM

Agony Auntie Fred

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