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Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Ok witchy babe Hexford it is, I wuz just pointing out the futility of you entertaining any hopes of winning, as you do not meet the entry criteria, mainly that you is not me !!!!!!!!!!!!

    I win


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    no way i win this time.... u go and do what u country farmer do down there....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I am


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    u can forget that if anyone is going to win its us girls...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    only if we let you win rotflmho


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    pretty much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    who?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    yeah and you haven't paid the entry fee anyway, so you is wasting your time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    entry fee someone has been codding u swindling money out of you...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    No they been kidding you, letting you waste your time, I'm the treasurer and I got €61.45 wots been paid in entry fees


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    your not getting alot are you..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Told you I'm gonna read my book for guidance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    im back...bum is little bit more steel like needs more work.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    IM BACK AGAIN NOW.... I WIN


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    have you bums of steel.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    yeah i do have...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    whoo.......we all have BUMS of steel.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    im not a chicken...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    have to find out what that iron thingy is wolf was talkin bout.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    ok...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    hi


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    hi how are u today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Wot Moi ? I've just been for a lovely meal at the Shelein in Waterville, home cured salmon with lime dressing, and a rare sirloin steak with garlic butter, you should be able to detect the garlic wherever you are lol Washed down with a nice Coca Cola

    It was the winners meal, only €27 left in the prize cash the noo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    god your a funny little man aint u thinking u have won. im the winner here..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    >
    >
    > Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2008 .....
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    > A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the
    > teacher's pet, gets up and says,
    >
    >
    > "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well
    > done, Roland," says the teacher.
    >
    >
    >
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    > "Can anyone else try?"
    >
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    > Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
    there's
    > a bug going round, and it's contagious."
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    > "Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
    >
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    > "Anyone else?"
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    > Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,
    >
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    > "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush,
    and
    my
    > dad says it will take the contagious."
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    ha ha....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    like your joke colrow

    me is fine - how are ye


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    good thanks, so you heading to tullow this weekend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    me is bored, this single life is a bit quiet the noo, specially when its too cold n wet to go out


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭countrybabe1


    go out and fine woman for yourself and then u wont be lonely.


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