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C&H sex discussion thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    hmm.maybe she likes having a performing monkey

    Most likely.

    Btw, (As creepy as it sounds!) post back tomorrow telling us what the testing experience was like

    (By this, I mean I want to know what the place is like, atmosphere)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,378 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Fad wrote: »
    Most likely.

    Btw, (As creepy as it sounds!) post back tomorrow telling us what the testing experience was like

    (By this, I mean I want to know what the place is like, atmosphere)

    im going to try and go on thursday tot he young persons clinic because im under 18 and im hoping itll be less busy.

    here info on the james clinic thats were im aiming to try
    http://www.guide2guide.ie/openingtimes.html


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    just wondering how many people here have gone for an sti check?
    like many seem aware of the risks and many have had sex but is it still seen as taboo to have an sti/get checked for one?

    im just wondering because im hopeing to go for my first one on thursday.Dont think ive anything but its better to be safe then sorry.From talking to a few people my age most would be very reluctant to go in and get the tests done...i dont really get why

    Have never had one, don't think I need one (which basically equates to me saying I haven't slept around or a had any one-nighters) but would not be too embarrassed to seek help/information if I did think it was important.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    An File wrote: »
    Have never had one, don't think I need one (which basically equates to me saying I haven't slept around or a had any one-nighters) but would not be too embarrassed to seek help/information if I did think it was important.
    This.


  • Posts: 8,647 Jason Jolly Stockade


    Got tested for Chlymydia as college were offering it for free.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I might do it in college if it's free next year, but I really don't think I need to.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    did anyone else notice the ironic "porn-music" in the background of that video?


  • Posts: 8,647 Jason Jolly Stockade


    Piste wrote: »
    I might do it in college if it's free next year, but I really don't think I need to.

    All you have to do is pee in a bottle and drop it in a bin.SHAG week for the win!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I wuldn't have thought most STIs are tested for with urine? I would have thought the most common would be blood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    I left my laptop for a while, left IE open on my inbox; Dad walks in to get the broadband modem and sees:
    Reply to thread "the icky, ooey, sex discussion thread"
    Dear cautioner,
    Piste has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - 'the icky, ooey, sex discussion thread'
    Piste wrote:
    I might do it in college if it's free next year, but I really don't think I need to.

    How embarrassing :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Haha yeah I'm too cool for sex, can take it or leave it.



    Speaking of which, my dad was talking about making money and I said "you may have noticed the new underwear I bought today dad, well I have my own way of making money, now I know you may not agree with it but I'll be damned if that's going to stop me" :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Piste wrote: »
    Haha yeah I'm too cool for sex, can take it or leave it.



    Speaking of which, my dad was talking about making money and I said "you may have noticed the new underwear I bought today dad, well I have my own way of making money, now I know you may not agree with it but I'll be damned if that's going to stop me" :pac:
    You owe me a fiver in change :cool:







    btw why would your dad notice your underwear?:-P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    Why would that question be a spoiler? We've all seen Piste's underwear


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    cautioner wrote: »
    Why would that question be a spoiler? We've all seen Piste's underwear

    He hasn't?

    n00b
    I mean I so totally have met Piste, and by met I mean saw............@ a med talk in UCD, and did not want to risk seeming weirder than I already am :p

    obviously that means I have seen em:pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    cautioner wrote: »
    I left my laptop for a while, left IE open on my inbox; Dad walks in to get the broadband modem and sees:

    How embarrassing :pac:
    Could have been a lot worse!

    (Yes, I'm speaking from experience! >_> )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    This is why we have two email accounts, silly :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭cocoa


    cautioner wrote: »
    This is why we have two email accounts, silly :pac:

    I have *counts* 5, does that make me a deviant?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    :eek:Stay away from me, plz.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    cocoa wrote: »
    I have *counts* 5, does that make me a deviant?
    One for each Fetish is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭cocoa


    One for each Fetish is it?

    well actually you can add in a +whatever just before the @ sign to emulate different addresses and effectively have many more accounts for...

    ummm...

    never mind...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    cocoa wrote: »
    well actually you can add in a +whatever just before the @ sign to emulate different addresses and effectively have many more accounts for...

    ummm...

    never mind...
    *cough*


  • Posts: 8,647 Jason Jolly Stockade


    Piste wrote: »
    I wuldn't have thought most STIs are tested for with urine? I would have thought the most common would be blood?

    For Chlymydia, all you need is a urine sample.

    http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/chlamydia-tests


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    One for each orifice is it?

    Fixed it for you, Id say the email account dedicated to ears gets the most traffic:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    You owe me a fiver in change :cool:







    btw why would your dad notice your underwear?:-P

    Ha, it was new underwear I bought in La Senza and was proudly showing it to m whole family (not while wearing it!) (it was really pretty)
    Fad wrote: »
    I mean I so totally have met Piste, and by met I mean saw............@ a med talk in UCD, and did not want to risk seeming weirder than I already am :p

    obviously that means I have seen em:pac:

    Yes well, sometimes I'm a superhero and wear my underwear outside my clothes. Cos I'm just *that* cool.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Piste wrote: »
    Ha, it was new underwear I bought in La Senza and was proudly showing it to m whole family (not while wearing it!) (it was really pretty)


    Yes well, sometimes I'm a superhero and wear my underwear outside my clothes. Cos I'm just *that* cool.

    Im still curious as to why you were showing it off, but how and ever..............

    *googles La Sanza*

    You showed anything from there to your family!

    Still kinda wth, oh well.

    Regarding the super hero thing, Im just curious as to how you do with people being terrified of you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Cos they were really pretty? My family deserves to see pretty things? I was explaining how I'm going to shop my way out of a recession? Any of those reasons :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Piste wrote: »
    Cos they were really pretty? My family deserves to see pretty things? I was explaining how I'm going to shop my way out of a recession? Any of those reasons :)

    Mummy look what I bought in Ann Summers, not only are they pretty but they were a recession beating half price because they dont have a crotch.................


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    These two blogs are pretty good:

    Adolescent Sexuality
    Not updated any more, her new one is:

    here

    Anyone notice how some pro-life organisation jumped on the back of that 13 year old day thing in England, saying sex eduction is clearly not working........

    3rd paragraph from the bottom

    The Sun maybe a rag, but it gives me the lulz sometimes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    Wait hold up..........



    Thats a 13 year old kid????????????


    Seriously what are they feeding kids in the late 90's he looks about 8!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Futurism


    Well as far as I know there's something like 8 other possible fathers but come on,there's no way that kid could be the father. Does he even have the necessary ..abilities?


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