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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

    best **** place on the internet
    (after here of course)

    morning gents


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

    best **** place on the internet
    (after here of course)

    morning gents
    Fair enough.

    Morning Al.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    can i just say i ****ing love raotl (liverpool fansite)

    best **** place on the internet
    (after here of course)

    morning gents

    I hear it has the highest number of ghey users on teh internetz.

    Mornin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Neil still hasn't surfaced.

    Does anyone know where he works? We should send his boss a link to this thread, pointing out the 2.30am drunken posts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Ha ha Al must know. Do it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    I'm not sure tbh.

    give him a text des.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    I'm not sure tbh.

    give him a text des.

    PM pr text me his number, I don't have it in my phone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Message sent.

    "Hey Neil,the lads in the Off Topic thread are worried about you,are you ok?Des,xxx"

    Actually, Xavi, I sent that via online webtext, if your Irish number is still in use, you might get that message too, by mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    Neil just text me asking for your number Des....i think he has you sussed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I hope you didn't give it to him.


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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's ok Des, game over! Wasn't posting cos i'm workin (Aye right - good post Eskimo btw!)

    Made it in on time-ish. Knackered this mornin though. Nah Des tbh I regret nothin. We get on real real well and it's a fairly complicated story as to what happened the first time. Xmas? Hmmmm harsh tbh. I'll remember to dig this up if you're wrong! :pac: I know people who've broken up and got back without a bother. It's not ALWAYS the wrong thing to do (i agree it usually is)


    Nice text Des, NOT A CHANCE I'm tellin ya where I work though, this thread is enough evidence to justifiably fire my ass (and many other peoples)!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Neil, if you're lurking, tell the missus that it's too early to put you under the thumb. Tell her you needs teh internetz!!!

    Edit: Talk about bad timing on my behalf.

    Perhaps Neil you can keep this on the iPod, just incase.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Anyone here have any decent experiences with Recruitment Agencies, ones that are decent for graduates?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    DesF

    The Boards text stalker :D


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    DesF

    The Boards text stalker :D

    Oh yea touché dude, you owed me one tbh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    DesF

    The Boards text stalker :D

    Who?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    DesF.....legendary boards.ie poster.

    Uberfan extraordinaire?

    you never heard of him?

    just as well, bloke is a tosser.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    Who?

    i dunno man, apparently some lad called millersangel got stalkked by some chap called DesF!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Free Sim cards are available from o2, so I got one, and started texting my flatmate, pretending to be an ungly munter who had a crush on him ten years ago or more.

    He was freaked out, because I was pretending to have seen him going to and from work and stuff like that. Telling him she was in love with him, and had this whole relationship built up with him over texts. Proper bi-polar behaviour in the texts. It was great, he'd come into the pub after work and show us all his new messages from her, one day I even managed to get another friend in on it, and he got a text from his stalker while I was sitting in the pub watching football with him.

    This started last October, and we ran it until Xmas Eve.

    We pretended one of us had seen her in the pub, and had given us a card for him.

    He was absolutely freaked out when he turned to the back page of the card and saw our two names on it.

    It was beautiful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Des wrote: »
    Free Sim cards are available from o2, so I got one, and started texting my flatmate, pretending to be an ungly munter who had a crush on him ten years ago or more.

    He was freaked out, because I was pretending to have seen him going to and from work and stuff like that. Telling him she was in love with him, and had this whole relationship built up with him over texts. Proper bi-polar behaviour in the texts. It was great, he'd come into the pub after work and show us all his new messages from her, one day I even managed to get another friend in on it, and he got a text from his stalker while I was sitting in the pub watching football with him.

    This started last October, and we ran it until Xmas Eve.

    We pretended one of us had seen her in the pub, and had given us a card for him.

    He was absolutely freaked out when he turned to the back page of the card and saw our two names on it.

    It was beautiful.

    Excellant stuff, that's how you do it. Build the rib up good and slow.


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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Quality stuff Des!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Was anyone watchin Father Ted last nite with Tommy Tiernan?! The last ever one I think....quality stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭DeadSkin


    Was anyone watchin Father Ted last nite with Tommy Tiernan?! The last ever one I think....quality stuff.

    Aye. Classic shows.
    Dougal: "No Ted, it's a one, he's off to snaketown"


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i am back, did you all miss me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭DeadSkin


    Is PHB around these days?
    Was wondering do the initials stand for Pink Hairy Bunny?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    i am back, did you all miss me?

    You were away?


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DeadSkin wrote: »
    Aye. Classic shows.
    Dougal: "No Ted, it's a one, he's off to snaketown"

    Classic!

    Oh wait, it was a 6!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    You were away?

    In the South of France.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Des wrote: »
    In the South of France.

    I was being smart


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    I was being smart

    It doesn't suit you.

    Edit.

    This is post number 23 on this thread.


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