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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 316 ✭✭JennyG73


    Joke of the day! I apologise to all the ladies....

    A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately he’s also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

    At this point his stomach is turning and he’s doing the best he can to hold his gas. This is some serious stuff too, beer and beef burrito farts - the stuff dreams are made of. Luckily, just before he was about to explode Spot, the family dog, jumps on his lap as he sits on the couch. He figures it’s safe to let out alittle bit of the pressure and and if anyone notices they’ll think that the dog did it.

    He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks to himself, “Thank God! They think the dog did it.” Seizing the opportunity, he lets out another fart and the woman, again, yells for the dog to get down.

    This goes on for a few more farts when, finally, the woman yells loudly, “Dammit Spot, get down before he ****s on you!”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,295 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    what do you do?

    Tech support for an ISP. It can be quite a brain drain I tell thee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    Achilles wrote: »
    Tech support for an ISP. It can be quite a brain drain I tell thee.

    do you just tell people to press ctrl, alt, delete though??


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