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  • #182
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    So question:::: what uniform would i wear then when you're training me??


  • #183
    RedXIV
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    smellybiker wrote: »
    So question:::: what uniform would i wear then when you're training me??

    got to be easy to move in......breathes well.....hmmm

    how about a bikini?


  • #184
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    got to be easy to move in......breathes well.....hmmm

    how about a bikini?

    Nah a bikini would just slide down with all the sweating - best to wear nothing!!


  • #185
    RedXIV
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    fair enough, if you're happy with that i can quite happily work with it :D


  • #186
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    fair enough, if you're happy with that i can quite happily work with it :D


    i'd feel a tad self conscious though being the only naked person so you'd have to be wearing no clothes too - i mean it's only fair


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  • #187
    RedXIV
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    luckily i'm not self conscious at all! instead i'm a bit of a messer :D


  • #188
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    luckily i'm not self conscious at all! instead i'm a bit of a messer :D

    you're a total messer but then, i'm an unbelievable flirt:p


  • #189
    RedXIV
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    smellybiker wrote: »
    you're a total messer but then, i'm an unbelievable flirt:p

    probably why we get on so well :D


  • #190
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    probably why we get on so well :D

    Red, you had me from hello


  • #191
    RedXIV
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    smellybiker wrote: »
    Red, you had me from hello

    well ain't you a charmer ;)

    what you doing being single???


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  • #192
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    well ain't you a charmer ;)

    what you doing being single???

    Fell in love at 16, seven years later i realised it wasn't goin anywhere, been single ever since!!

    what's your excuse??


  • #193
    RedXIV
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    Don't trust women in general. I LIKE em, i just don't trust em


  • #194
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Don't trust women in general. I LIKE em, i just don't trust em

    And so speaks the voice of a man that got burned - badly burned at that


  • #195
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Don't trust women in general. I LIKE em, i just don't trust em

    And so speaks the voice of a man that got burned - badly burned at that


  • #196
    RedXIV
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    every man gets burned at some stage, I learned alot from it, very crucial to the formation of this devastatingly charming personality you've encountered here ;)

    however one thing i learned is not to trust women. gets easier longer you know em but i reckon i need at least a week. After that i can usually tell when they are lying


  • #197
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    God you must be good if it only takes you a week to realise if someone is lying

    i've got that problem at the other end of the trust spectrum - i trust too bloody easy and usually get walked all over from trusting the wrong people

    maybe you could teach me a thing or two about being a better judge


  • #198
    RedXIV
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    can't remember the name of the book, something like "The mouth lies and the body speaks truth" but it explained how to


    1) get inside peoples heads
    2) discover their thought patterns
    3) reveal what they are thinking, especially if they are trying to hide it.

    It's fantastic. Helps understand women, suss out friends, even works well in interviews to give off "positive body language"

    man, i gotta find that book it, worth it's weight in gold


  • #199
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    get me a copy while you're at it, i need it badly!!

    does it make you pessimistic about the world tho?


  • #200
    RedXIV
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    not at all, i have a better understanding of human nature, my social skills have improved, and not only that but it's a huge advantage in the situation of meeting new people.

    There's even a chapter on online character analysis, very interesting and usefully applied here :D


  • #201
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    i'm intrigued, so what does this book say about me?


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  • #202
    RedXIV
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    well for starters i'd assume you're not as outgoing in real life as you are here....

    You're not exactly a risk taker but you'll follow through on things that you're sure won't back fire badly.

    hmmmm you don't have a huge amount of respect for men as a whole but that doesn't mean you don't like us.

    and i'd say that you don't do the close knit group of friends, you instead glide from group to group.


    I could be wrong now but these are initial impressions anyway :D


  • #203
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    well for starters i'd assume you're not as outgoing in real life as you are here....

    okay so i'm prob not as outgoing as i am here initially - at least till i get to know someone so that's half right - but in fairness you could say that about alot of people on here!
    You're not exactly a risk taker but you'll follow through on things that you're sure won't back fire badly.

    I'm not a risk taker per say but i do get ideas into my head and ignore peoples advice and precautions coz i believe its gona work out - but you could call that sheer determination or just stupidity.
    hmmmm you don't have a huge amount of respect for men as a whole but that doesn't mean you don't like us.

    I have/had huge respect for men - no, i had huge respect for men two years ago but i've failed to find a decent enough guy that respected me as much as guys i knew in the past did - i'm surrounded now more and more by guys who think of woman as objects and mere sex toys. i just need to meet nicer guys - the respect i spose will follow just like i had it before
    and i'd say that you don't do the close knit group of friends, you instead glide from group to group.

    i have always had two groups of friends - always but i think that's coz people have let me down in the past and so, i don't want the same disappointment again by depending on the one set of people. but yeah i'm a glider so that's true enough

    well red, im impressed. either you're the master manipulator or this book is seriously hot?!?!?!?!?


  • #204
    RedXIV
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    smellybiker wrote: »
    well red, im impressed. either you're the master manipulator or this book is seriously hot?!?!?!?!?

    Wish i hadn't mentioned the book now :D But there ya go, give small insights into how people think and what you can discover about others if you simply pay attention, however its ALOT easier face to face.

    Also it doubles as a really cool party trick. kinda like cold reading


  • #205
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    RedXIV wrote: »
    Wish i hadn't mentioned the book now :D But there ya go, give small insights into how people think and what you can discover about others if you simply pay attention, however its ALOT easier face to face.

    Also it doubles as a really cool party trick. kinda like cold reading

    So that's your party trick - bet it doesn't always receive a gracious audience though


  • #206
    RedXIV
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    not when all you can point out are someone's bad points....which has happened once. i was asked to go around the room after spending half an hour in it and sum up people. got about 80% of people pretty good. but this one guy annoyed the hell out of me and i had to give up on him.

    so in those situations, i pull out my other party piece. Juggling :D


  • #207
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    so you now know a helluva lot about me (and all those other people who will no doubt be reading this tomorrow)

    do i have to get the book before i can find out more about you?


  • #208
    RedXIV
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    As i've always stated, ask and ye shall receive. I never have a problem giving out information, so just tell me what ya wanna know?


  • #209
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    okay we've gotta even up the scores - so just match what you predicted (in want of a better word) about me. i already know how you feel about women so just the other stuff - outgoing as you are here?one group of friends of glider?risk taker?


  • #210
    RedXIV
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    lol fair enough.

    No i'm actually more refined here. When i'm out and about, i've found a smile as a great way of getting what i want but here you need to back up anything you say with mere words. Outside i'm an out and out messer :D

    I've do risks before, some worked, some crashed and burned....if i think it's worth the risk and the rewards are satisfactory, i'll go for it.

    I def glide. I'm in too many places usually to remain chained to a single group of friends. Miss it a little bit though. In school my best mate knew me inside out, now no one does... although that makes it very easy to play the mysterious card when talking to girls :D

    Anything else or are you quite sick of me yet?


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  • #211
    smellybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭smellybiker


    yeah i kinda got that from your photo - a cheeky grin to try and get what you want....or need. bet you go down very well with the ladies...

    not sick of you at all but jeez it's late, i'm getting a headache reading the screen in the dark


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