The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

lolipops · 16-02-2008 04:17PM

The Walsho wrote: »

Give us some measurements and we'll talk.

lmao

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Russel Brand?

not sure what a wookie is and i don't think i want to know but in the Simpsons ralph says it .. among other things
'my cat smells like cat food'
and
'and over there is where the leprechaun told me to burn things'

Cheeky_gal · 16-02-2008 04:22PM

lolipops wrote: »

not sure what a wookie is and i don't think i want to know but in the Simpsons ralph says it .. among other things
'my cat smells like cat food'
and
'and over there is where the leprechaun told me to burn things'

http://www.rte.ie/tv/latelate/20071123.html

Scroll down to Russell Brand and enjoy!

lolipops · 16-02-2008 04:26PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/tv/latelate/20071123.html

Scroll down to Russell Brand and enjoy!

i love russel brand
oh is that about his book 'my bookie wook'? lol

Cheeky_gal · 16-02-2008 04:29PM

lolipops wrote: »

i love russel brand
oh is that about his book 'my bookie wook'? lol

It is indeed the mans a legend and that was by far the best ever interview I've ever seen on the Late Late before....omg how sad am I! :rolleyes:

Aaaaah I got his autograph in easons the next day and he signed my west ham scarf!!!

lolipops · 16-02-2008 04:41PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

It is indeed the mans a legend and that was by far the best ever interview I've ever seen on the Late Late before....omg how sad am I! :rolleyes:

Aaaaah I got his autograph in easons the next day and he signed my west ham scarf!!!

i know i usually hate the late late show but that was by far the best XD
he touched and signed your scarf?:eek:
*jelous*

lol

xzanti · 20-02-2008 10:15AM

If you are the person who purposely hit the back my car while cycling past me last night on O'Connell Bridge, I hope you die of syphilis with your cock on fire, you horrible little weasel of a man you, would you have done that if I was a man?? I think not... Get a life.. That is all.

6th · 20-02-2008 10:19AM

Why the fcuk do cyclists pull infront of my moped at traffic lights? When the light goes green I'm stuck behind you while you start off at a snails pace. Always at the light as you head under the arch at Christ Church ...... one of these days you bastards!

Pighead · 20-02-2008 10:22AM

He he he he he he. 6th drives a moped! Sorry, Pighead had to get that off his chest.

LadyJ · 20-02-2008 10:46AM

I'm SO hungry! I might die!

6th · 20-02-2008 10:53AM

Pighead wrote: »

He he he he he he. 6th drives a moped! Sorry, Pighead had to get that off his chest.

I once had a guy beep me coz he wanted to over take me, I was doing the limit and couldnt stay close to the left as the road was in bits (pot holes etc). He beeped me a few times and the car in front was only about 20ft ahead, not even room for him to drive between us. At the lights I pulled up beside him and lifted my helmet "Is there a problem?", he looked embarrassed and just said "sorry I thought you were one of the young fellas, they shouldnt be on the road!". "Well put on your seatbelt and if you beep me again I'm following you to work" .... off I drove and he stayed well back.

I hate the way people presume moped drivers are skangers and under 20.

gamer · 20-02-2008 11:28AM

THERES BILLIONS being spent on nuclear weapons,astronomy,nasa,space shuttle
flights etc, if this money was spent on global warming reduction and saving starving africans and medical aid it would be a better world for all.AND we are supposed to admire all these astronauts whose existance is totally useless,they are glorified civil servants,just members of the us military ,industrial complex.

gracehopper · 20-02-2008 11:44AM

Civil servants getting a day off for shopping at xmas. i cant believe i pay my taxes so they can go shopping!!!!!! and me struggling through the crowds on xmas eve cos i have a busy job. Fockers!!!

Weidii · 20-02-2008 11:44AM

People sh*t-faced in town at 3pm, breaking bottles and puking on the path while parents with school kids walk by.

(Rag week)

Terry · 20-02-2008 11:58AM

LadyJ wrote: »

I'm SO hungry! I might die!

Don't fear the food.
Don't fear the reaper either, but don't fear the food.

gamer wrote: »

THERES BILLIONS being spent on nuclear weapons,astronomy,nasa,space shuttle
flights etc, if this money was spent on global warming reduction and saving starving africans and medical aid it would be a better world for all.AND we are supposed to admire all these astronauts whose existance is totally useless,they are glorified civil servants,just members of the us military ,industrial complex.

Survival of the fittest.

gracehopper wrote: »

Civil servants getting a day off for shopping at xmas. i cant believe i pay my taxes so they can go shopping!!!!!! and me struggling through the crowds on xmas eve cos i have a busy job. Fockers!!!

Space time continuum borked again.

Weidii wrote: »

People sh*t-faced in town at 3pm, breaking bottles and puking on the path while parents with school kids walk by.

(Rag week)

That's a monthly thing, yes?

Damn checkout operator threw my shopping around while running it through the bar code scanner.
My peppers and tomatoes are bruised. My biscuits (McVities plain chocolate digestives, for those of you wondering) are broken. My coke almost exploded when I opened the bottle. One egg was broken.
I'd complain to the manager, but she was the ****ing manager.

On the plus side, Linda Cardellini looks good as a blonde and 6th drives a moped.

Mrs_Doyle · 06-03-2008 12:25PM

WARNING - RANT ALERT!!!!

OK, So spent the whole day shopping yesterday, trying to find something cool to wear tonight.
I found this really cool shorts jump suit thing (sounds weird, I know) in River Island and took it to the Changing Room to try it on.
I gotta say, it looked great, I admired my own reflection for a few minutes before deciding to shop around, just in case I found something EVEN nicer!
So off I went, up Henry St, Liffey St, Grafton St and St Stephen's Green, only to return to River Island, try the outfit for a SECOND time, and finally purchased it.
All was well with the world..... Until I get home and try on the outfit for the THIRD time, only to realise that River Island mirrors are BIG FAT LIARS!!!
I looked like a cross between Bet Ditto and Kelly Osbourne!!!!!!!!! What the F**K was I thinking??????????????
So, I decide I'll return the Fat (Jump) Suit, and wear something else. I opt for a nice little green dress that has been growing lonely in my wardrobe, and once again, all was well with the world.

That was until............I do my tan, go to bed, and wake this morning like something out of Star Trek!!!!!!!!!!! I **** you not!!!!!!!!!!! My legs are a bloody disgrace!!!

So out the window goes the dress option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I might become a Muslim for the night, and rent out a Burqa, I mean, I can't NOT go..... it's €3 a drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Mason · 06-03-2008 12:47PM

We all know traffic lights are invisible to cyclists but yesterday, a bloody police man on a bike broke the red light at Abbey Street ..........i stupidly thought at least the police would pay attention to them. i know how stupid of me :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

michelleans · 06-03-2008 01:32PM

People shouting loudly at each other in public, I can't stand it :mad:

ashy28 · 06-03-2008 03:51PM

I have been sick more times then I can count in the last 6 months! My flatmate got the flu last week & I managed to avoid her by hiding at my boyfriends house. But on monday my boy got sick, as well as my boss & other college. I have been feeling fine all week until today when I woke up feeling like s##t. I had no where to hide! Damn you sick people! :mad:

bitemybanger · 06-03-2008 04:41PM

6th wrote: »

Why the fcuk do cyclists pull infront of my moped at traffic lights? When the light goes green I'm stuck behind you while you start off at a snails pace. Always at the light as you head under the arch at Christ Church ...... one of these days you bastards!

Why do mopeds pull in front of cars at traffic lights, OK fair enough in town but when your at the traffic lights in,, lets say Dunshaughlin wanting to turn down the Ratoath road(very windey for those of you who dont know it) whan all of a sudden a little 50cc hairdryer pulls in front of you with it indicator indicating that ges going down the same road only hes not going to do 80 or so KPH, No, hel do 40 instead, one of these days you bastards:D

RxQueen · 07-03-2008 11:57AM

old people, like WTF, they always bang on about the old days and how everyone was nicer to people, and yet they come into the shop everyday, and are the most rude fcukers i have ever served in my life. Im am starting to hate them.:mad:

Rob_l · 07-03-2008 12:02PM

emo!! wrote: »

old people, like WTF, they always bang on about the old days and how everyone was nicer to people, and yet they come into the shop everyday, and are the most rude fcukers i have ever served in my life. Im am starting to hate them.:mad:

boards wasn't like this back in the old days back then the old days that is people only made nice posts

RxQueen · 07-03-2008 01:18PM

Rob_l wrote: »

boards wasn't like this back in the old days back then the old days that is people only made nice posts

whatever :rolleyes: there still old and rude, end of.

Niamho! · 12-03-2008 04:02PM

there was a thread about this somewhere recently but i cant be bothered rooting for it.
Just wanna rant about the bloke in my office...mother of JESUS!!!!
He's one of those that butts in on EVERY conversation and thinks he knows ALL there is to KNOW!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
He's so bad that if he's on the phone and i call the girl beside him, he looks up and Listens!! and you can hear him waying "Sorry?" to the person o nthe phone just coz he's a nosey Fook!!! :mad:

Rant over.

6th · 12-03-2008 04:16PM

Rant Warning!

Bitch when I ask for shepards pie, I'm not asking you to dish me that crap up using a utensil thats been jammed in the lasangea for a good part of the morning ... use a clean spoon bitch! Maybe I dont like lasangea?!

ScumLord · 12-03-2008 04:19PM

6th wrote: »

Rant Warning!

Bitch when I ask for shepards pie, I'm not asking you to dish me that crap up using a utensil thats been jammed in the lasangea for a good part of the morning ... use a clean spoon bitch! Maybe I dont like lasangea?!

It probably wasn't even a proper shepherds pie. It's feckin lamb ye muppets!

Tobias Greeshman · 12-03-2008 04:45PM

ScumLord wrote: »

It probably wasn't even a proper shepherds pie. It's feckin lamb ye muppets!

Oh the whole cottage pid/shepards pie confusion that Irish people have

16-07-2008 12:35PM

Right, I am ****ing pissed off. I was really really hungry coming up to lunch there & was actually excited about the sandwich I had got for lunch.

I ask for Mayo not butter , ****ing butter on it. I ask for red onion and shes gives me normal onion which tastes like ****ing coal in a sandwich but to top it off........she forgot to put ham in it. So I have tried to eat a sandwich with onion, cheedar cheese, butter and Coleslaw. I actually feel ****ing sick.

I am sorry but I told the ****ing girl twice before going to the fridge for my drink!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

ejmaztec · 16-07-2008 12:52PM

KaG1888 wrote: »

Right, I am ****ing pissed off. I was really really hungry coming up to lunch there & was actually excited about the sandwich I had got for lunch.

I ask for Mayo not butter , ****ing butter on it. I ask for red onion and shes gives me normal onion which tastes like ****ing coal in a sandwich but to top it off........she forgot to put ham in it. So I have tried to eat a sandwich with onion, cheedar cheese, butter and Coleslaw. I actually feel ****ing sick.

I am sorry but I told the ****ing girl twice before going to the fridge for my drink!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Next time - take a multi-language phrasebook and a stick.

xzanti · 16-07-2008 01:05PM

KaG1888 wrote: »

Right, I am ****ing pissed off. I was really really hungry coming up to lunch there & was actually excited about the sandwich I had got for lunch.

I ask for Mayo not butter , ****ing butter on it. I ask for red onion and shes gives me normal onion which tastes like ****ing coal in a sandwich but to top it off........she forgot to put ham in it. So I have tried to eat a sandwich with onion, cheedar cheese, butter and Coleslaw. I actually feel ****ing sick.

I am sorry but I told the ****ing girl twice before going to the fridge for my drink!!!

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

I feel ya KaG, sometimes you have to just oversee the whole operation.. Might look rude, but f*ck it, you're the one who has to eat it.. :cool:

fitz0 · 16-07-2008 01:14PM

Further to the aforemantioned sandwich related post why is it impossible for anyone in any Spar to make a decent f*ckin sandwich? Are they trained to make bad sandwiches and not listen to you? Are they told to be rude when you ask for you're sandwich to be remade because I can't stand onion and all you did was scrape the onion off the butter (which I didnt want in the first place)? Anyone who doesnt like onion knows that the juice soaks in and destroys the taste of any sandwich! ArrrrgggghhHH!!!! And how hard is it to cut a sandwich? Too many times have I lifted a seemingly bisected sandwich only to find that the lower slice of bread is still whole!

/rant

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