The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

Overheal · 11-12-2007 09:20PM

I was horsing around with my friend in the hall and I broke/sprained her foot.

Then she goes for her first day of work at her new job and in what i imagine was shifting weight over to the other foot - she twisted her other ankle.

now she cant walk and i feel sh*tty

Trojan911 · 11-12-2007 09:37PM

After reading CathyMorans post..... I have no problems......

Terry · 22-12-2007 02:47PM

Levelled a floor last night.
Told the chick that the floor would turn a light gray colour when the levelling compound is dry.

Phone call this morning:
Me: Hi, it's Terry. Is that floor dry? I can head up and tile it now if it is.
Her: Yeah. It's grand.
/me takes a handful of happy pills for the journey.

Arrive at job. Floor is nowhere near dry and now I have to go back tomorrow and am almost out of happy pills and won't be able to get any until Wednesday at the earliest.

Ruu_Old · 21-01-2008 12:41PM

My banks supposed 'Anytime' line over the weekend. "Press 6 to speak to a customer service representative" *press 6* "If you need to speak to a customer service representative, please call back during normal business hours, goodbye" *click* :mad:

bitemybanger · 21-01-2008 12:49PM

It was me who farted in coppers on the 12/1/08, cleared a whole corner:D

Terry · 21-01-2008 06:48PM

I have an outdoor tiling job to do, but it won't stop ****ing raining.

Overheal · 21-01-2008 06:49PM

I may have broke her foot but the bitch stepped on my heart. **** her. I hope she's miserable till the day she dies and gets raped by a paedophile whos only into her for her baby-face feautres.

Overheal · 21-01-2008 06:53PM

And Im fatally broke and out of a job, I need to move into new accomodation and I cant afford a new deposit!!!

ScumLord · 21-01-2008 07:05PM

I was having a ****y day, I think it was about the car dealership I'm not sure though I had a spliff and don't really know what the big deal was about now.

Charlie · 21-01-2008 08:02PM

Overheal wrote: »

I may have broke her foot but the bitch stepped on my heart. **** her. I hope she's miserable till the day she dies and gets raped by a paedophile whos only into her for her baby-face feautres.

Take some advice for that sig of yours man.

Overheal · 21-01-2008 08:31PM

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Take some advice for that sig of yours man.

Ah wadda you know :rolleyes:

Toots · 21-01-2008 08:40PM

Have been on hold for NTL customer services for exactly an hour and 24 minutes. I'm about ready to put my fist through a wall!! I'm not going to hang up, I've gotta be near the front of the queue now right? Right????:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Conor108 · 21-01-2008 08:44PM

Start Cursing Toots! The system should register 'fcuk' sh!t etc. and put you through to someone.

Anyway, I HATE that Londis radio ad that Newstalk ALWAYS plays in the morning!:mad:

"Oh I'll pop into londis, buy a hot coffee. Shaping up to be a nice day actually! theres the sun! hello stranger!

Smug sounding pr!ck:mad::mad::mad:

Photi · 21-01-2008 08:48PM

People who say TV 'show' instead of TV 'programme'. A minor Americanism which annoys me enormously.

Overheal · 21-01-2008 08:50PM

fewer syllables.

:| · 21-01-2008 08:52PM

Overheal wrote: »

I may have broke her foot but the bitch stepped on my heart. **** her. I hope she's miserable till the day she dies and gets raped by a paedophile whos only into her for her baby-face feautres.

what a difference one month and ten days makes....:eek:

remus808 · 21-01-2008 08:53PM

Not sure if 2 things I really thought I wanted are for the best, now that I have 1 and am close to the other.

phasers · 21-01-2008 09:21PM

I hate having to blow my nose every 8 seconds, it's really sore

bloody cold

Overheal · 21-01-2008 09:24PM

wrote: »

what a difference one month and ten days makes....:eek:

I know, right

dubmick · 21-01-2008 09:33PM

I ****ing hate cling film

LadyJ · 08-02-2008 01:52PM

Oh God my fcuking boss in such a cock-knocker! I answered the phone to some guy, asked for his name and he said "Darren O'Malley". I asked for his company name and he said my boss would know him so I call the boss and he says he doens't know him and am I sure it wasn't John O'malley.

Now the fcuking guy clearly said Darren! I was sure of it but my boss wouldn't take the call (because he's a cock!) so I ask the guy again what company he's with and he gets really pissy and starts saying he's "John O'Malley". I swear to jesus he did not say John the first time! (stupid mumbly bastard!) Anyway, I call my boss again and tell him it turns out it was John O'Malley and he's all like *sigh* "Ok, fine!"

If he'd just taken the fcuking call he'd surely have found out who it was. All this high and mighty bollox about not taking a call if the person isn't with a company! Mother of jesus JUST TAKE THE CALL! IT'S JUST NOT A BIG DEAL!

I wouldn't mind if he was actually busy but he just sits on his fat hole all day! He really does sweet fcuk all! It's not the end of the world if you don't know who is on the phone! They'll fcuking tell you themselves anyway!

Sorry, a bit steamed up but this was just the straw that broke the camel's back. He's a cock-knocker about everything else too.

Archeron · 08-02-2008 01:54PM

I just spilled a bottle of Lilt over my lunch, my desk, my keyboard and my trousers. I have a sticky afternoon is ahead of me.

Creature · 08-02-2008 02:05PM

Its not noone, it's no one!! NO ONE!!!!

NO ONE

THERE'S A ****ING GAP!

Christ on a goddamned unicycle am I the only one in the world who doesn't type noone?!

Gah!

Ross_Mahon · 08-02-2008 02:37PM

Seriously like...We have to do something about the weather...I'm sick of the rain

Jay P · 08-02-2008 03:25PM

Ugh, I've work in an hour. Pooey.

And I like a girl, I think she likes me, but it doesnt matter because shes with someone else! Oh *depression*

RxQueen · 08-02-2008 03:36PM

can people not just invest in a pair of fcuking headphones, no i dont want to hear you play your music really loud out through your crappy phone speakers!!

bigslick · 12-02-2008 10:58AM

emo!! wrote: »

can people not just invest in a pair of fcuking headphones, no i dont want to hear you play your music really loud out through your crappy phone speakers!!

I totally agree with this one!! like WTF is with that?

Also another pet peeve of mine is when a woman says, "god im so fat, i need to hit gym more often/eat more healthy/cut down on junk food" and yet they never do and still wonder why they are unfit. tis very crazy!!!

The Queen · 13-02-2008 10:28PM

If I want to go to college, my only option left is going abroad. I don't wanna leave Ireland.

And my boss is a fucking cunt. (I actually hate the word cunt but it's the only word to describe him) He gives me 2 days work to get done in one day, while also covering one of the girls lunches, and breaks. And when I don't, he makes snide comments within earshot of me to another employee such as "Oh she didn't get it done, I'll have to get someone else to do it tomorrow" :mad:

But I have to stay there, and save money...

I don't know whether to use the angry face or the sad face so :mad::(:mad::(

watna · 13-02-2008 10:48PM

The Queen wrote: »

If I want to go to college, my only option left is going abroad. I don't wanna leave Ireland.

And my boss is a fucking cunt. (I actually hate the word cunt but it's the only word to describe him) He gives me 2 days work to get done in one day, while also covering one of the girls lunches, and breaks. And when I don't, he makes snide comments within earshot of me to another employee such as "Oh she didn't get it done, I'll have to get someone else to do it tomorrow" :mad:

But I have to stay there, and save money...

I don't know whether to use the angry face or the sad face so :mad::(:mad::(

I hear ya! Having to stay somewhere you hate for money is horrible. It kind of feels like prostituting yourself, and not in a good way!

As I said in another thread here, the song from the credits of office space called "take this job and shove it" is excellent listening. I reccomend listening at least once a day!

Tobias Greeshman · 13-02-2008 10:54PM

Had to go to hospital tuesday morning to get an xray because I had an accident at weekend and couldn't walk properly on my knee. All fiine, come limping out of the hospital to find my car's got a parking ticket. Get home park it in the only space left, went to work and came home to find another ****ing ticket on the car (apparantly everyone gets tickets in this space, its outside the boundaries of being allowed to park!! wtf :mad:) and I'd left the lights on, and the battery flat as a pancake.

I was never so mad, ended up having to get a friend to help me push it into another space.

The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

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