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The PiP and CM fight to the bloody death thread

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  • #272
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is so pathetic it actually hurts.

    Also, you all suck at limericks. Suck massive amounts of syphilitic donkey cock, to be precise.


  • #273
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    There once was a randy long-horn,
    Tits and gee got him up in the morn,
    He was a bit of a cuckoo,
    Trying to give himself a chew..
    but twas from a threesome he was born!


  • #274
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Its hard to rhyme with certain names

    chill sarky, its all a bit of fun


  • #275
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    you're capable of far more slow down and chill

    kpl1_1.gif
    http://blogs.msdn.com/coding4fun/archive/2006/11/03/940215.aspx


  • #276
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    how does one slow down with a time limit?


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  • #277
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    challengemaster wrote: »
    how does one slow down with a time limit?

    There speaks a a biscuit game expert


  • #278
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    There speaks a a biscuit game expert

    there speaks a biscuit game eater.. :o:D:eek:


  • #279
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    challengemaster wrote: »
    there speaks a biscuit game eater.. :o:D:eek:

    Who told you...... :eek::o


  • #280
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The two of you will put on weight if you keep eating the protein-coated biscuits! :p

    (and I think he's hoping you like gingernuts, PiP)


    OK, in fairness, not bad attempts for two beginners (me waves @ Sarky)

    Take a break from Limericks for the moment.

    Next challenge at 9.30 ... hopefully the other two judges will have shown by then. If not, I will set the challenge .... and I have a DOOZY in my head! :D


  • #281
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    pretty-in-pink wrote: »
    Who told you...... :eek::o
    :D
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    The two of you will put on weight if you keep eating the protein-coated biscuits! :p
    I tend to burn it off in no time! :p
    (and I think he's hoping you like gingernuts, PiP)
    shhH!! :o
    OK, in fairness, not bad attempts for two beginners (me waves @ Sarky)

    Take a break from Limericks for the moment.

    Next challenge at 9.30 ... hopefully the other two judges will have shown by then. If not, I will set the challenge .... and I have a DOOZY in my head! :D

    heh..


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  • #282
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Oh I don't eat the biscuit.....

    Ok so who wins that round?


  • #283
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Will have to wait for judging panel to assemble ... and we have one OFFICIAL limerick challenge to go @ 9.30


  • #284
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    helllo?

    judges?


  • #285
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Oops, sorry, got distracted ... no sign of the other judges? :(

    OK, I guess ...

    Well, will the two of you accept your final Limerick assignment from me, then?


  • #286
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    well, getting a little bit sleepy.. maybe tomorrow? ah I'm not too bothered, fire it up sure


  • #287
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Yeah sure, vodka may inhibit but wtfe


  • #288
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    OK ... well, how about this ... I will give you your task now, but give you until tomorrow evening to work on it (when hopefully I will not be the only judge around) ?

    Final judging of all three limericks at that point?


  • #289
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    okies


  • #290
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    kekekekekekeke


  • #291
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Right!

    Much simpler in one way ...

    ... more complex in another!

    (bit like me, really! :p )

    I want you to devise a limerick which is at once:

    (a) as smutty as possible

    (b) as innocent sounding on the surface as possible.

    So ... in other words, one which would cause your great-aunt the nun to swallow her false teeth IF she understood it ... but she shouldn't be able to ... or at least she shouldn't cop on if she wasn't really paying attention.

    Imagery / symbols / metaphors of any description permissible; no restriction on topic or anything like that.

    That simple! :cool:


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  • #292
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Cool


  • #293
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    someone pm me when the little black dress / bra and panty pics are posted.


  • #294
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    clown bag wrote: »
    someone pm me when the little black dress / bra and panty pics are posted.
    DSCF3220.JPGPretty-in-Pink
    man-in-panties-and-bra.jpgTeh Ginger Jabberwocky


  • #295
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    rofl


  • #296
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I knew there where no wimmins on teh intraweb :(


  • #297
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Sure there are:pip_sm.jpg


  • #298
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    mly0706l.jpg

    That's me with the 9.^^^^

    I would have given you a perfect 10 but it appears there's a blokes hand in the pic so -1 for that.

    looks like he's about to empty that drink over you too :eek:


    Award for most relevant user name goes to pretty in pink!


  • #299
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    clown bag wrote: »
    That's me with the 9.
    Yeah, yeah ... we've heard it all before, cb! :rolleyes:
    clown bag wrote: »
    Award for most relevant user name goes to pretty in pink!
    Wanna bet on that? ;)


  • #300
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    randylonghorn wrote: »

    Wanna bet on that? ;)
    Not really as I'd hate to be shown the proof that I was wrong. That's challange boys territory.


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  • #301
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    He he, nobody spilled drink on me.

    That pic ^ was the second pink beers


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