The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

Mrs_Doyle · 17-08-2007 10:44AM

Shower of Feckers!

cance · 17-08-2007 11:31AM

Mrs_Doyle wrote:

...rant...

if only your bike had been stolen, that would have been the icing on the cake

Kintarō Hattori · 17-08-2007 11:40AM

People who stand at the traffic lights and repeatedly press the button again and again and again and again and press it really roughly. It DOESN'T make it work any quicker just because your impatient.
I was waiting to cross the road a few minutes ago and an auld lad was hammering away on the opposite side of the road. Ooohh I wanted to shout at him!

Slow Motion · 17-08-2007 11:42AM

eo980 wrote:

People who stand at the traffic lights and repeatedly press the button again and again and again and again and press it really roughly. It DOESN'T make it work any quicker just because your impatient.
I was waiting to cross the road a few minutes ago and an auld lad was hammering away on the opposite side of the road. Ooohh I wanted to shout at him!

Replace lifts with traffic lights and ditto !

19-10-2007 01:36AM

just spent several days cutting expanded metal (& hands) and screwing it onto the outside of the house in readiness for plastering. 100m2 at this stage.

First plasterer comes around, says that it's too loose,

OK do it tighter butted edges, (more cuts to metal & hands) next guy says he prefers it to overlap, right I do the mext couple of walls with an overlap...(raging at this stage keyboard is being hammered!!!!)

third guy says he wants a GAP AAAARRRGHHH!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

Now I have a complete sense of humour (ps spoelchecker sucks) failure, as all the batteries in my two drills have ALL failed making the job even F*&king longer.

Believe it or not I DO feel better after that rant.

Another Uiske bretrha or tri and I shan't care.

slán

Dalfiatach · 19-10-2007 02:29AM

Having spent the last week driving from one end of the country to the other in a few different directions, I'm not even going to start about the general quality of driving on our roads. I'm just going to single out two categories of offender that just really, really irritate me.

1. Zoolanders

What is it with those muppets that can't make a simple left turn with something approaching competence? WTF? Every single time I'm just left seething at the utter moronic stupidity of these people. They approach a left turn without indicating, slam on the brakes at the very last second, and then proceed to cautiously inch their way round this strange and worrying new manoeuvre the likes of which they have never before encountered, causing 15 cars to pile up behind them as they take a full minute to get out of the damn way. Grrrr. People like this simply shouldn't be behind the wheel of a ton of fast-moving impending death.

2. Gaggles

A gaggle is that wondrous phenomenon, whereby 2 or 3 crap drivers manage to meet out on the open road. They then proceed to tailgate one another at 50kph. For the next 20 miles. Blissfully oblivious to the fact that they are holding up another 30 cars behind them, because nobody can get past them safely. And because they are all just rubbish drivers, none of them have the wit to leave a good safe distance from the crap driver immediately in front of them - if they even had this amount of cop-on, then those of us wishing to go about our lawful business could get past them eventually by playing leapfrog on the straights. But no, we can't be having any of that. No, your gaggle will drive up one another's arses creating an obstacle in the way longer than many buses or trucks, will refuse to pull over, will start accelerating when someone does try to get past them, will flash the lights and shake their heads disapprovingly once you are clear, and generally manage to add hugely to the anger and frustration on our roads.

Niamho! · 21-10-2007 03:50PM

i know its been said a million times but feck it....

Doormen. alot of them are great but ya get the odd one dont ya?
Complete Wa**er on the Door last night, was a mates Birthday and as i was standing outside trying to ring my mate to see where she was i saw 3 girls gettin tured away. one ofthem had a horrible tacky lookin dress on so iwouldnt have let her in anyway, lol
so i walk up and he says "Regulars only...are you part of a function in here?" i said i wasnt but that it wasa friends birthday and they wer e all already in there and i told him they weren't regulars.... P***K!!!! :mad:
my throat was killing me i felt pretty crap and i wasn't even gonna bother goin but i did...only for this Fooker to turn me away. got a taxi straight home. i hadnt been to that particular place in a bout a ywar and i never had a problem before that. was a bloke i never saw before though. wanted to strangle him!!

xzanti · 22-10-2007 08:02AM

:mad:I had my handbag stolen from under my chair in a sh1tty kip of a nightclub in Kildare on Saturday night.. Bye bye phone, bank cards, makeup, money

I didn't even wanna go out in the first place.. Had my arm twisted.. Why oh why..

Pain in my ar*e

connundrum · 22-10-2007 08:14AM

xzanti wrote: »

:mad:I had my handbag stolen from under my chair in a sh1tty kip of a nightclub in Kildare on Saturday night.. Bye bye phone, bank cards, makeup, money I didn't even wanna go out in the first place.. Had my arm twisted.. Why oh why..

Pain in my ar*e

Pockets ftw

I have to work for 12 hours today.

Oh and I'd to deal with a South Soyid debs on Friday night. Holy crap but these kids are the scum of the earth.

An actual conversation from the end of the night..

Kid: Excuse me Mr Doorman - if that is your name roysh. Can you call us a cab like?
Me: There's a rank over there /points
Kid: Like do you even know who I am? My father practically owns this place!
Me: Well then you should put a letter of complaint to your father in the morning regarding my behaviour.
Kid: You'll be hearing from my solicitor!
Me: /Cries

xzanti · 22-10-2007 08:37AM

connundrum wrote: »

Pockets ftw

They'd wanna be some pockets to fit all my junk in lol.. :rolleyes:

pid() · 25-11-2007 05:10AM

So I'm on call this week from 5am to 5pm. When I was on the VPN yesterday a patch was installed that has locked down the Device Lock service, so the 3g card i borrowed from a work mate won't work anymore. This means I'm here, in my office, for the next 12 hours. I should have brought a pillow. I am most uncomfortable.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 25-11-2007 05:21AM

i splooged in my belly button

echter · 25-11-2007 03:52PM

my mam, she's such a bitch

RoyalMarine · 25-11-2007 06:16PM

i really hate polish people driving those stupid ****ty european vans done up to the nines.

oh, and also hate hoop earings. MINGING!

i mean, whats fúcking sexual about that>?!!?

Lands Leaving · 25-11-2007 06:25PM

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

oh, and also hate hoop earings. MINGING!

i mean, whats fúcking sexual about that>?!!?

Couldn't agree more!

I can't stand eyebrow piercings, especially on women.

NoQuarter · 26-11-2007 06:04PM

im sittin in college still because my car is clamped outside the college the ba*stards, and for the SECOND, yes SECOND time today!!!!!!!

the first time i drove into the college, all the spots were full so that time i did park fairly dodgey so the security clamped it, let me off without the fine tho thank god,

so i went for lunch, came back to the college, still no spots available (i have a permit and id say half of the cars dont, pity we didnt have to pay for the parking permits, i might have a case) so i had to drive just outside the college, no double yellows, no pay & display and a load of cars parked there so i parked there not knowing it bacame a clearway at 4!! so just came out of college there and i have a lovely square big yellow front wheel!!

80 smackers!

I hate clampers...

Karoma · 26-11-2007 06:06PM

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Merged.

Please use this thread or your blog for little rants.

Overheal · 26-11-2007 07:36PM

i hate girls that know youre into them and then have sex in the next room when youre trying to sleep. How rude.

pd101 · 26-11-2007 07:54PM

I hate driving around Carlow Town. For a town that seems to stuff a round-about into every little nook and cranny available, no one seems to know how to use them properly.

RxQueen · 27-11-2007 10:34AM

BUSES AHHHHHHHHH!! actually its the stupid people on them, people who obv are morning people chatting very loudly--- no i dont want to hear what you and fcuking mary had for dinner last night or who your neighbour is doing!!
::: yes that is my seat that you keep punching when you or you friend says something funny, if you want to punch somthing punch your fcuking face! DONt look at me like i have two heads when i ask you to stop for the 3rd bloody time... YEs tomorrow im going to sit behind you and stab your seat see you id like it then bi@tch!!

coolhandc · 27-11-2007 10:39AM

i cant stand that add on the radio at the moment.cant remember who its for because every time i hear it i block it from my mind. but its a complete ripoff of the roses adverts from a while back ..."thank you very much for being my best friend,tra la la la la tra la la etc etc..." its for a motor insurance site.
aaaaaaah!

triona1 · 27-11-2007 12:55PM

I can't stand the amount of butter staff put on your roll in garages/shops.
No matter how many times you say small amount of butter please.

Rob_l · 27-11-2007 01:09PM

Overheal wrote: »

i hate girls that know youre into them and then have sex in the next room when youre trying to sleep. How rude.

This cracked me up:D

SlinkyToo · 27-11-2007 01:12PM

Very funny. That kid is scarred for life.

27-11-2007 01:17PM

I hate being called by my boss at 6:30 am to inform me that he wants me to pen the shop at 9:30 as he can't and then watching him stroll in at 9:45 telling me that he wont need me for the rest of the day.

I also hate when I work from the 16th of October straight to the 25th of November without a single day off, working 7 days a week and then being told that no I don't deserve any extra money and that I should be grateful for all the hours.#

I also hate the fact that I can't just stab him and dispose of his body.

Ulysses Gaze · 27-11-2007 01:19PM

The use of the title;

'The People's Republic of Cork'

If you guys really believe that you are better than the rest of the country then simply secede from Ireland.....

See how long your basketcase Banana Republic would last away from the rest of the basketcase Banana Republic

wil · 27-11-2007 01:30PM

Hair.

Ruu_Old · 02-12-2007 03:25PM

I was waiting for my takeaway last night when a middle aged couple came up to pay for their meal. First they complained about having a chilli meal and something about the chilli coming out before the rest of the meal. Then the woman said she didn't get the meal the same time as her husband and that there was a delay in getting hers (my heart is bleeding! boo hoo!).

The man must have mentioned about the chilli at least 5 times while the manager was explaining and apologising. He started to talk about his job as an air traffic controller for some reason as well. I think we need to remove all job titles as for some people, they think they are superior to others. I wanted to give them both a belt across the back of the head! We've all become a bunch of pansies and finding reasons to complain. :mad:

CathyMoran · 02-12-2007 04:53PM

I am pissed off as I still get very tired from cancer fatigue, I would not mind but it has been nearly 10 months since I had my operation and almost a year since I had my chemo. I ended up staying in bed until 2pm on Friday (I had the day off work) and 11.30 on both Saturday and today. There is still no sign of me getting my energy back and I am getting scared that I will never be able to work full time again. Rant over.

EdgarAllenPoo · 11-12-2007 09:12PM

I'm so pissed off at the moment I could punt a baby. I've had a s***e day and need a way to get the frustration out.

First I leave early to get some shopping done before college, can't find what I want and end up being late then when I get home I realise I forgot to post my mam's christmas cards.

Then I turn on my telly and the sound is f****d and I don't know how to fix it, not only that but my dvd recorder has also decided to bugger off and die on me.

I may just have some whiskey and go to bed.

The "Get it off your chest" thread-Part II

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