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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #5282
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sarky wrote:
    /me sprouts tentacles and rapes psicic

    Happy now?
    :)
    Sarky wrote:
    Why the hell am I still awake?

    Has it got anything to do with the game Condemned?
    Yes
    Sarky wrote:
    How did 18 empty cans of Coke appear on the coffee table in the space of one day?
    My apologies
    Sarky wrote:
    Why did I watch Bad Santa today, as opposed to at Christmas?
    Because you're bad (Santa)
    Sarky wrote:
    Will I ever stop asking daft questions?
    If i steal your tongue, yes
    Sarky wrote:
    Does my bum look big in this?
    Yes, but look at it this way...

    yep, big... but with a tremendous sense of worth
    Sarky wrote:
    How come Funky hasn't participated in the orifice shenanigans recently? It's HIS orifice, ffs.
    :eek:
    Sarky wrote:
    How many questions are in this post?
    Not enough


  • #5283
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Morning Sarky, Rhyme.

    /me tips hat


  • #5284
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Morning Sarky, Rhyme.

    /me tips hat
    ASSIGNMENT FINISHED!!! Now i can claim my two hours of sleep before going to college...

    /me collapses on floor with thumb in mouth and making sleepy sounds.


  • #5285
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    psicic wrote:
    Where has all the love - or at least, the tentacle rape - gone?

    tentacle.gif


  • #5286
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    A warm, squishy, gooey and pulsating tentacle?


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  • #5287
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Dont over complicated things Rhyme.


  • #5288
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    tba wrote:
    Dont over complicated things Rhyme.
    :( *Tear*


  • #5289
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Rhyme wrote:
    :( *Tear*
    I <3 U


  • #5290
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    why must there be a 9 am?


  • #5291
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Why must there be an AM?

    Long live the PM!!


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  • #5292
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    why must there be a 9 am?
    Because 6 got drunk and fell over.


  • #5293
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    When he gets drunk he likes to stand on his head, presumably.
    8 has the same problem, but nobody ever notices.


  • #5294
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    8 has has freakin' big head! Too bad he ain't smart.


  • #5295
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    69 is a slut.

    Or so I heard...

    >_>


  • #5296
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    mmmm, sluts....


  • #5297
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    sanncoo wrote:
    Why must there be an AM?

    Long live the PM!!
    i say we assinsinate it m'dear


  • #5298
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Time to watch some day-time TV....wait...what! :eek: It's 3 AM????

    Damn 12 -hour clock...this wouldn't happen if someone iced the AM and made each day only 12 hours long...


  • #5299
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    psicic wrote:
    ...this wouldn't happen if someone iced the AM

    I'm up for it. Leave the money or chocolate in a brown envelope beneath the bench. I will take out Ireland AM for an extra chocolate bar. Let's say a double decker.


  • #5300
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    homah_7ft wrote:
    I will take out Ireland AM for an extra chocolate bar. Let's say a double decker.

    How about 3 squares of fruit and nut?


  • #5301
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    homah_7ft wrote:
    I'm up for it. Leave the money or chocolate in a brown envelope beneath the bench. I will take out Ireland AM for an extra chocolate bar. Let's say a double decker.
    Get rid of Ireland AM? Feckit I'll give you 2 chocolate bars and a double chocolate muffin. I f***ing hate that show.


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  • #5302
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Then don't watch it :p


  • #5303
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    True.... but I still hate it.


  • #5304
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Well maybe I'll help Homah_7ft... I do have ninja stars after all...


  • #5305
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Yay! First ireland AM, then the afternoon show.....muahahaha!


  • #5306
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    But if we do the afternoon show....the day will just be one big undefined lump of hours!!


  • #5307
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Since I've been offered so much chocolate I will take out the afternoon show too. We can replace those shows with our own. Perhaps footage of me taking out the presenters. Maybe followed with a closeup of me snacking on my double decker.


  • #5308
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    But if we do the afternoon show....the day will just be one big undefined lump of hours!!
    So much the better! Who needs time anyway?


  • #5309
    psicic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    Who needs time anyway?

    Exactly, time is relative, and who here really needs their relatives?

    /me hugs monitor pathetically


  • #5310
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So, you're saying I should kill my mother?


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  • #5311
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I will do it. For a twirl.


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