The New Charter! (Old charter)

Sparky · 12-11-2005 09:41PM

amp THE LEADER wrote:

I am The Leader and I currently speak through my vassal "amp" as I am currently unable to lower myself into a non energy state. There are times when I can project a holographic image, which has previously taken the form of several cats, Kenneth Williams and Sarky_s.

Now i dont know if you forgot the "p" or sarky has robbed a _s off me
Which sarky was it anyway?

Doctor Fell · 24-11-2005 03:47PM

Don't forget Girasexuals and Hipposexuals please.

For the unenlightened of you, Girasexuals are people whose partners have really long necks, while hipposexuals coppulate with very large rotund partners.

elivsvonchiaing · 25-11-2005 12:45AM

Let's not forget pyrosexuals either!

It starts with a spilt flaming sambuca - now only petrol works for me...

danniemcq · 01-12-2005 11:25AM

amp wrote:

6. Impending enslavement

Rumours about my taking over "amp" completely and enslaving all TCN posters to become drones to infiltrate the Earth are completely unfounded and false. My real motives for controlling this forum are too horrifying for your meagre human brains to understand.

Lots of hardcore love,

The Leader

the leader is good the leader is great we surrender our will as of this date

na na na na na na nana na na na na na nana na na na na na na LEADER na na na na na na na nana na na na na na na na LEADER

biko · 19-04-2006 01:48PM

Originally Posted by amp THE LEADER
I am The Leader and I currently speak through my vassal "amp" as I am currently unable to lower myself into a non energy state.

Führer has a better ring to it. Particularly if you're REALLY set on world domination.

psicic · 19-04-2006 02:00PM

biko wrote:

Führer has a better ring to it. Particularly if you're REALLY set on world domination.

Oy! We're at war, son. You will address El Presidente, The Leader, as OberGrüppenFührer General amp, in all communications.

All Hail The Charter! All Hail The Leader! All Hail OberGrüppenFührer General amp!

p.s. I think I'll lay off the ass-kissing now...my lips are getting sore...:D

Sarky · 19-04-2006 02:19PM

They wouldn't if he ever waxed.

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 02:22PM

Sarky wrote:

They wouldn't if he ever waxed.

He's so inconsiderate like that. He could even snip the really long ones or sth.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 02:24PM

So where are the pictures of sexy men?

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 02:57PM

Tar, are you on this internet?

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 03:06PM

I have my own internet thank you very much, it is lacking said material.
;_;
;

Does your internets have sexy men?

Shabadu · 19-04-2006 03:13PM

Several! /me rubs thighs in direction of a certain pic featuring three hot young men and some good wholesome eyebrow licking.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-04-2006 03:46PM

I wish I had that, they sound so...young and wholesome. I checked my peer guardian. It says it is blocking everybodies internet.

amp · 23-06-2006 11:27PM

dANM JU!

Tar.Aldarion · 20-08-2006 05:01AM

f..OGGY JEW

Jules · 22-08-2006 11:01AM

Lots of hardcore love,

The Leader

just thought i'd check the charter incase i could get banned for well, being a bit of a rude girl, but i think with how the leader signed off i could be ok!!

Deer · 22-08-2006 11:05AM

jules80 wrote:

just thought i'd check the charter incase i could get banned for well, being a bit of a rude girl, but i think with how the leader signed off i could be ok!!

Yeah there's nothing in it for talking dirty - guess we're safe!!!

Jules · 22-08-2006 11:12AM

yes think we are anyway if amp had issues i coul djust give him a good spanking and send him on his merry way!

Deer · 22-08-2006 11:14AM

Oooohhh he'd love that!

We must put in a request that talking dirty is added to the charter

Jules · 22-08-2006 11:17AM

wouldnt have to put in in the charter, all he would have to do is complain about it and i would take out the studded paddle!! he is a dirty dirty boy though!

Deer · 22-08-2006 11:21AM

Really - how dirty?!

Jules · 22-08-2006 11:24AM

have not yet experienced it, but will be sure to let you know just how dirty he can get!

are we just taking over every thread... you know i have been tempted to post in the banning thread, i dont know why, need to see what i have to do to get immunity from posting in there.... wonder what it will take!

Deer · 22-08-2006 11:32AM

Oh you mean you actually would get banned for posting in there. Maybe your just banned from that thread and not from TCN?

Jules · 22-08-2006 11:40AM

nope banned from the whole TCN, its so tempting though! if i was to do it..

god would it be dirty!

amp · 22-08-2006 12:46PM

jules80 wrote:

nope banned from the whole TCN, its so tempting though! if i was to do it..

god would it be dirty!

You would know if you had immunity. I need to have a cold shower now.

Tar.Aldarion · 22-08-2006 12:49PM

It's tempting to know if I have immunity or not. Not enough to be too stupid and lose the best forum, 4EVAR.

*sexplodes*

Deer · 22-08-2006 01:06PM

amp wrote:

You would know if you had immunity. I need to have a cold shower now.

What if we promised you a threesome? Could we have immunity then?

Jules · 22-08-2006 01:08PM

*em wonders how to find out how dirty amp can be, how much alcohol it would take, or how many favours i'd have to offer!*

Jules · 22-08-2006 01:08PM

Deer wrote:

What if we promised you a threesome? Could we immunity then?

grammer dear deer please!

Deer · 22-08-2006 01:10PM

Whoops - I edited it - can't leave the side down!!

The New Charter! (Old charter)

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