Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 23-08-2005 04:44PM

Then eat something. God, do I have to do EVERYTHING for you?

OLDYELLAR · 23-08-2005 04:49PM

yA FEED ME

Sarky · 23-08-2005 04:55PM

Oh, I'll feed you something...

OLDYELLAR · 23-08-2005 04:57PM

creepy smiley..... creepy smiley

Shabadu · 23-08-2005 05:01PM

Feria. Le Rack- stop now. I've been dying my hair black since 94/95; it has finally refused to take any more. The bf was worried I was going to have to shave it off- it's down to the small of my back.

I'm worried about the wedding, really want to have long black hair for it.

Gone West · 23-08-2005 05:03PM

I love that smiley

Sarky · 23-08-2005 05:05PM

Shabadu wrote:

Feria. Le Rack- stop now. I've been dying my hair black since 94/95; it has finally refused to take any more. The bf was worried I was going to have to shave it off- it's down to the small of my back.

I'm worried about the wedding, really want to have long black hair for it.

Well if the worst happens, I have a black afro wig you could borrow for the big day...

jezza · 23-08-2005 05:43PM

Oh that sucks Shabadu... I met a girl in a+e from Clara that had a allergic reaction from hair dye, she was moved to beaumount and died. So go to a doctor to make sure your ok, if you havnt done so already.

Sarky · 23-08-2005 05:44PM

Way to brighten up Shabby's day there.

jezza · 23-08-2005 05:51PM

Well sorry...but Its not like shes gonna go die on us BUT she not going to get a little bit ill either.

Shabadu · 23-08-2005 06:38PM

Oh Noes! My brains going to explode in a flurry of dye and sac fluid! (cranial sac, you perverts)

The last will and testament of Shabadu

To my dearest handmaiden MoJu, i bequeath my Vizier Turban. Use it's powers wisely, hold back on the MeatVision a tad. Don't forget to feed the monkeys.

To my darling Vizier Sarky (may he live forever), I grant you three wishes to serve you in your time of need, in case MoJu is a crap Grand Vizier.

To our munificent Host, Funky Penguin, I leave this industrial sized vat of vaseline. Take care of the orifice, i'm going to miss this place. It was like *sniff* a home to me. ;_;

To the beautiful tSubhDearg, I leave my iBook. Now they can match the curtains in two rooms. I

you jammy! I also leave you this voucher for a bespoke bra making service.

To Steveire I leave the mythical amber biki key. Use it wisely, my friend.

To DonkeyStyle \o/ I leave these arm supports. Now you can \o/ in comfort all day, every day.

To the wonderful LB I leave my Frank Zappa collection. Stay kerrazy, beat.

To fluffy FuzzyLogic I leave my bearskin rug. You know why, you pervert.

To the enthusiastic and exuberant Tar.Aldarion I leave this magic keyboard that minimizes posting abilities, and refuses to type lol. And this 6 pack of Carlsberg.

To the wise and kind Cathy I leave Spod. Take care of him for me, he likes his dinner obnoxiously hot. ;_;

To BlitzKrieg I leave this delux anus-tickler. Use it wisely with you-know-who.

To tba I leave the keys to the land of LUBNiP. Carry on the wisdom and booby photoshoppage in my name.

To the inscrutable jezza I leave these two cartons of Feria hairdye.

Goodbye everyone! I

you all.

/me waves bye bye, walks backward slowly

Gone West · 23-08-2005 07:29PM

lmao
seriously. First time I roffled today.

by the way. We prefer it to be called a species identity disorder

jezza · 23-08-2005 07:38PM

Ahhha Nice one shabby..

BEAT · 23-08-2005 08:27PM

To the wonderful LB I leave my Frank Zappa collection. Stay kerrazy, beat.

excellent, I love zappa

might want to save this as you are not going anywheres lady...you'll be your usual lovley self before you know it

Le Rack · 24-08-2005 05:07PM

Shabadu wrote:

Feria. Le Rack- stop now. I've been dying my hair black since 94/95; it has finally refused to take any more. The bf was worried I was going to have to shave it off- it's down to the small of my back.

I'm worried about the wedding, really want to have long black hair for it.

Dear!
I'm going 18 and have been doing my hair all sorts of colours since I was 12, everyone keeps telling em I'm gonna go bald! Oh well, my back up plan is a different colour wig for every day of the week!

How come I was left out of the will!

jezza · 24-08-2005 05:21PM

Because she gave me the dye and she said I was "difficult to understand" can you believesus that!

funky penguin · 24-08-2005 06:45PM

Shabadu wrote:

To our munificent Host, Funky Penguin, I leave this industrial sized vat of vaseline. Take care of the orifice, i'm going to miss this place. It was like *sniff* a home to me. ;_;

/me liberally munificises vaseline.

Sarky · 24-08-2005 06:46PM

Shabadu wrote:

To my darling Vizier Sarky (may he live forever), I grant you three wishes to serve you in your time of need, in case MoJu is a crap Grand Vizier.

[Gir]

I wannna barrel o' floss, and I want two balls of glue TO BE MY FRIENDS, and I wanna go dancing nekkid...

[/Gir]

jezza · 24-08-2005 06:58PM

Already, well then im coming with ya!
And shabby! I want your wedding dress, I heard that it picks up the guys big time!

Sarky · 24-08-2005 07:03PM

There's a reason for that. Shabby's dress actually conceals a massive static electricity generator. It attracts boys, dust, balloons, little bits of paper, traffic signs...

jezza · 24-08-2005 07:05PM

Me wants.....do you want to be my bridesamid?

Sarky · 24-08-2005 07:09PM

Will I get to shag the other bridesmaids?

Le Rack · 24-08-2005 07:12PM

Sarky wrote:

Will I get to shag the other bridesmaids?

Sarky!

Sarky · 24-08-2005 07:13PM

What? It's tradition. Tradition!

jezza · 24-08-2005 07:13PM

Erm yeah if you want..

Le Rack · 24-08-2005 07:14PM

Can I be a groomsman then!

hehehe hidden meaning!

jezza · 24-08-2005 07:14PM

Since Amp and Kawaii will be my other bridesmaid, and Rach and helen will be my best men... So have fun yeh?

Sarky · 24-08-2005 07:15PM

\o/

Amp can't fob me off with excuses anymore! Even he must bow to TRADITION!

Le Rack · 24-08-2005 07:16PM

Yoy!

jezza · 24-08-2005 07:19PM

Well said Sarky!! And well have it in open air so he cant stand next to a wall. :eek:

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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