Sarky, In my orifice please.

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 04:11PM

n0 j00 4r3!

NotMe · 31-05-2005 07:28PM

I officially announce a state of panic in Sarkyland.

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 07:42PM

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 08:51PM

*squeels* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

tSubh Dearg · 31-05-2005 10:46PM

awww I missed being a member of a crazy arabian court

well I've just developed the ability to turn myself into.......a pot of jam! ha ha ha! beat that!

jezza · 31-05-2005 11:01PM

ITS JAmmie!! jammie jammie jammie!! hi jammie!! *waves*

tSubh Dearg · 31-05-2005 11:27PM

I can't wave back as I am currently a pot of jam typing my telekenisis (my other super power!)

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 01:13AM

*Mutated hey nonny nonny*

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 01:14AM

I never imagined this thread would be 17 pages long....

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 01:15AM

Wait.

18.

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 09:18AM

/uses vizier powers to transform us all into court of attractive mutants with super-powers. (see x-men, comics. Not uncanny x-men, not films, possibly the old cartoon where rogue was decent)

tSubh proclaimed official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments.

Everyone may choose their own superpower. No-one gets omnipotence or immortality, or I will use my magic powers to summon the DeVil, who'll turn you into a newt. BEEEWARRRE!

tba · 01-06-2005 09:34AM

I want the power to have, any power I want

BEAT · 01-06-2005 05:20PM

must.....stay...alive,
mus...t...use...t..he .....forc...e...

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 05:27PM

i want the power to have any power

thereby immortality and omnipitance

BEAT · 01-06-2005 05:29PM

meh,
I already have that...it's not its all cracked up to be

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 05:36PM

sure ya don't anyway i have the best type of those powers i can turn them off!

so i can die when i want!

tSubh Dearg · 01-06-2005 05:41PM

Shabadu wrote:

tSubh proclaimed official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments.

would that be Sultan Sarky's luxurious hair I get to comb? mmmm combing beard hair............

oh and ketchup goes before mayonaise!

I already stated that my super powers are turning into a pot of jam and controling thingd through telekenisis! mwhaa ha ha ha!

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 05:50PM

tba and matt hereby stripped of super-powers and reduced to hand-maidens. My ninja magic is undefeatable. Now dance my lovlies

/ululates

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 05:53PM

ululates

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 05:53PM

/me kills Shabs in here sleep!

go join zombie Sarky

two done a hell of a lot more to go

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 05:56PM

Latin Beat hereby proclaimed official Wanderer of Mysterious Paths and Pointer at Unusual Mammals

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 05:57PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

/me kills Shabs in here sleep!

go join zombie Sarky

two done a hell of a lot more to go

frankly, YORE MA could do a bett3er job of killing me. That was FP you killed. You should know he sleeps on the left.

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 05:58PM

matt bitchslapped beyond belief.

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 05:59PM

/me sneaks in next night and makes sure to kill Shabs!

three down

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 06:02PM

Matt fishhooked by Viziers claw.

'You should know by know that i'm undefeatable. Stop this nonsense or I will curse you, your children, and your childrens children. For 3 months.'

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 06:03PM

/me uses power to make Shabs fall into tiny pieces

Rozabeez · 01-06-2005 08:09PM

Get Back To The Orifice!!!!!!!

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 08:12PM

/reforms a la T2. Shoots matt at point blank range. Watches his brain leak out his nose. winnor is me.

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 08:13PM

1st post pg 19 \0/

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 08:13PM

you are teh winnar!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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