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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #242
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I hereby promote Shabadu to Grand Vizier.

    That should be safe enough...


  • #243
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Grand Vizier of the Cuckoo's Nest. Me likey. =)


  • #244
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Whaddya mean 'safe enough'?


  • #245
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody trusts the Grand Vizier. It's the law.


  • #246
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You've been reading too much Scheherazade.


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  • #247
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Look, it'd be nice if there was something we could do about it, but we are just one man...


  • #248
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Careful or i'll marry your daughter, use my evil magic to turn you into a flamingo and take over the kingdom.


  • #249
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I knew I picked the right bod for the job. I like your moxie, Shabby. Now Grand Vizier Also In Charge Of Monkeys!


  • #250
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I think I have to put that in my sig. Or emblazon it on my turban.


  • #251
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Lameturb.gif


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  • #252
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Excellen-

    Oh, I seem to have dropped my sceptre. I'll just turn my back to you and bend down to pick it up again...


  • #253
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /coats his revealed flesh in a light layer of neck poison which turns you into a peacock after 3 nights.


  • #254
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Ah, most splendiferous sultan may you live forever, the time of my marriage to the princess draws near. Please sign these papers.


  • #255
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    whod marri him in all fairness.
    sarky, no offence


  • #256
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That does it, you're queen, just for spite. :)


  • #257
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    jezza wrote:
    whod marri him in all fairness.
    sarky, no offence
    You obviously haven't seen the beard.


  • #258
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    hey buddy!!!
    you aint gettin me into a dress d'ya ere ;)


  • #259
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I don't think I have any problem with you not wearing a dress...


  • #260
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    im very demanding and im tempermental and im stubborn!
    and they my good points!!
    jessie no marry u araghhhhh help!! arranged i telll yis!! ARRANGED


  • #261
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    As Grand Vizier I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now lick the bride.


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  • #262
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shabadu wrote:
    As Grand Vizier I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now lick the bride.
    oi ms offaly!
    i objectus!!


  • #263
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, it won't be so bad, I'm really nice once you get to know me.


    Now put on this ball-gag and PVC mask...


  • #264
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Hey what's going on here?
    Why is this thread still going?
    Where are my keys?


  • #265
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The answer to all three is YORE MA.


  • #266
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    Oh, it won't be so bad, I'm really nice once you get to know me.


    Now put on this ball-gag and PVC mask...
    oh yeah babiee :rolleyes: :p


  • #267
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Are there any jobs for me in Sarkys kingdom? I'd like to be a knight or a stable boy.


  • #268
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'll have to as Grand Vizier Also In Charge Of Monkeys Shabadu, I'm busy turning into a peacock...


  • #269
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    NotMe wrote:
    Are there any jobs for me in Sarkys kingdom? I'd like to be a knight or a stable boy.
    eh no since i is queen u can be my foot massager if u want!!
    aint that right king sarky?


  • #270
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Squawk*

    /me displays huge scintillating tail-feathers


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  • #271
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    *Squawk*

    /me displays huge scintillating tail-feathers
    *crys* weve only been married 5 minutes literally!! how could you *sob* do this............


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