Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 11:48AM

Long before I got up the up the pole.

Sarky · 29-05-2005 11:50AM

Ow!

I just did something very painful to my right shoulder. Typing is painful.

EVERYONE PITY ME AND GIVE ME ICECREAM!

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 11:59AM

Maternal instinct........kicking...in.....must comfort......

there there. Do you want me to kiss it better?

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Sarky · 29-05-2005 12:06PM

/me grabs icecream greedily

No time for you old woman!

Sarky · 29-05-2005 12:07PM

Shabadu wrote:

FP are having a crush on sarky, no? We should let you into HoLL to see the sarky thread.

My ex heard about this, and she wants access so she can gloat... :eek:

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 12:49PM

There is no 'sarky thread' twas merely a larf. Who's yer ex and i'll ask the girlies to put her on the list?

Sarky · 29-05-2005 01:20PM

You... You mean it was all a...Lie?
So... Confused... Hnyyyarrrrrgh...

*'Splodey head*

funky penguin · 29-05-2005 01:22PM

I need to use the toilet. 0_o

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 01:31PM

Wheres Marcel Duchamp when you need him?

Sarky · 29-05-2005 01:32PM

YORE MA's house.

ZING!!!!!!1

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 01:38PM

Sarky wrote:

YORE MA's house.

ZING!!!!!!1

*SHOCK*

So obvious it must be true. I was wondering why someone had written "R.Mutt 1917" on the loo the last time I was there.

I thought it was meant to say :'U R Mutt'

Rozabeez · 29-05-2005 02:28PM

In kilmainham jail, someone wrote "Piersey was ere 1916". That cracked me up.

Chad ghostal · 29-05-2005 03:02PM

Can we have a disco..
id like to disco..

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:05PM

C'mon everyone! Party in fp's orifice!

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:06PM

TCN: teh most attractive forum evarr!

Chad ghostal · 29-05-2005 03:09PM

I got my hair done up all special like

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:11PM

Me and FP. He's the blonde.

Chad ghostal · 29-05-2005 03:16PM

Dont rozabeez and sarky make a cute couple?

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:23PM

Er, wheres sarky's beard gone?

Rozabeez · 29-05-2005 03:23PM

That's a little creepy.

Sarky · 29-05-2005 03:25PM

Bah, that fellow's not nearly dashing and handsome enough to be me.

Rozabeez · 29-05-2005 03:28PM

Yes and those black curls are nothing like my funky red hair!

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:29PM

Some of us here have funky black curly hair.

Chad ghostal · 29-05-2005 03:31PM

perhaps you may have been a little misrepresented....

i was going for the "essence" .. *COugh*..

yeah..ill just climb out through the doggy door :cool:

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:36PM

Send pictures.

Sarky · 29-05-2005 03:36PM

Chad ghostal wrote:

perhaps you may have been a little misrepresented....

i was going for the "essence" .. *COugh*..

But the beard is my *heart*!

Sarky · 29-05-2005 03:46PM

http://compsoc.nuigalway.ie/~psychobitch/pics/Beauty%20is%20in%20the%20Eyes%20of%20the%20Beard.jpg

You see? Although I must point out that I don't often wear googly eyes in my facial hair, that was a special occasion. Well, I mean I was drunk.

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 03:58PM

I hereby proclaim Sarky King of the Nest. As the resident Bishop it's my right.

Chad ghostal · 29-05-2005 04:06PM

yeah youll need to get him a thing..a hat thing..with jewels..
eh..
the name escapes me..

And a queen..
someone he'll make babies with..
and knights..
and stable folk..and
many many womens for the extra-marital affairz..and
some peeps.. i.e. servants and.folk living on his land..
and..eh...
some cuckoooos..
and..eh..

this is tough..cant we just make him chief.. or captain..or ..something..

Shabadu · 29-05-2005 04:13PM

He's king- he gets to pick who his queen/ princes etc. are. I'm guessing FP for queen.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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