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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #62
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Shabadu wrote:
    At a party. With several cans of guinness and a bottle of vodka.

    I presume the Vodka started ranting that it should have been a socialist movement while the Guinness wanted a progressive republic.


  • #63
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    You know me too well. In the end we went for the old trusty benevolent dictatorship. Mainly cos I drank the opposition.


  • #64
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That doesn't sound so benevolent to ME...


  • #65
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Well after drinkin em I was benevolent. And horny.


  • #66
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A winning combination in any woman, as far as I'm concerned.


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  • #67
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    *droool*


  • #68
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Did I mention I'm a chef?


  • #69
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So you like to shout and throw sharp blades at people for doing it wrong, eh?


  • #70
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Got it in one, toots.


  • #71
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Marks Shabadu on the "No way, but don't piss her off either" list*


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  • #72
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Shabadu wrote:
    Did I mention I'm a chef?

    There must be a catch. There's always a catch. Nakeys mom says there's a catch.


  • #73
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Shuuuubedoobeeduuuuu!


  • #74
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Funky. your new sig RAWKS! Amp, there is a catch, i'm afraid. I'm spod's mot. We have a baby. We're getting marriaged and stuff. Actually, you have a picture of him in your pictures linky in your sig:

    CAM00068.jpg

    Aw! He was so young then.


  • #75
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Spod banned from all forums forever.


  • #76
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    But but but...

    Regi won't let you :P


  • #77
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sorry, the rollercoaster of emotions got me there and I reacted in anger. I guess I am destined to never find true love on the interweb :(


  • #78
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    You always have me.


  • #79
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    funky penguin wrote:
    You always have me.

    Thanks man, means a lot.


  • #80
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Much props.


  • #81
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    In fairness, you're probably better of with fp. Look how foxy:

    fnarrr

    3841sean.jpg

    whereas in real-life i'm horribly pixellated...


    3841Shabadu.jpg


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  • #82
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Thats not me!

    This is me:

    1687Sarky.jpg


  • #83
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Shabadu wrote:
    In fairness, you're probably better of with fp. Look how foxy:
    3841sean.jpg

    HIM! I thought I would never find that fiend!


  • #84
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    ¬_¬ oh sh1t....

    What do you want? My life? My wallet? My underwear?


  • #85
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    funky penguin wrote:
    ¬_¬ oh sh1t....

    What do you want? My life? My wallet? My underwear?
    wars5sp.jpg

    he hath turned to the light side!


  • #86
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Only because the monkeys are in full flight, repeat: The Monkeys are in full flight!


  • #87
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    tba wrote:
    wars5sp.jpg

    he hath turned to the light side!
    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

    FOWL


  • #88
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    :cool: I r teh sh1t.

    Wait! I mean, That Funky Penguin sure is brilliant! ¬_¬

    *Whooooosshhh!*


  • #89
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    FP are having a crush on sarky, no? We should let you into HoLL to see the sarky thread.


  • #90
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Shabadu wrote:
    FP are having a crush on sarky, no? We should let you into HoLL to see the sarky thread.
    *smack*
    what Sarky thread? I do believe you are having hallucinations deary :p


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  • #91
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    *smack*
    what Sarky thread? I do believe you are having hallucinations deary :p
    snared!


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