Friendly cash game banter

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 02:59AM #1

I left and rejoined a 2 4nl 6 seater cash game to get a better position on a player, heres are the results:

hectorjelly wins $107 with Two Pair: Jacks and 3s

Game [13658] started with 6 players.
cashpot: i needed 1 more for a frooking flush again
cashpot: every time 1 off
cashpot: its really peeving me off now
cashpot: 4 from start then nowt

hectorjelly wins $78 with 3 of a Kind: 10s
cashpot: cunut

Game [13630] started with 5 players.
cashpot: for frick sake
cashpot: that fooking blows

hectorjelly wins $215 as the last player standing

Game [13631] started with 5 players.
tim: is that seat any better for you hector?
hectorjelly: yeseree bob

bigtymer801 wins $40 as the last player standing
tim: I wonder why?

Game [13632] started with 6 players.
cashpot: good now ***** off back
hectorjelly: lol

hectorjelly wins $75 with Straight 98765
tim: good night and good luck all
Raistlin: seya
hectorjelly: good night

hectorjelly wins $330.28 with Pair: Kings
cashpot: fook off hector you cuunt
Raistlin: NH

Game [13646] started with 3 players.
cashpot: go away

themong wins $4 as the last player standing
cashpot: you noob end
hectorjelly: ty R

Game [13647] started with 4 players.
cashpot: ***** off
hectorjelly: whats a noob end

memnon wins $4 as the last player standing
cashpot: peass off

Game [13648] started with 4 players.
cashpot: N O B
cashpot: end
Raistlin: lol

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 03:55AM

Just played an interesting multiway pot. Im on the BB with A7 of hearts. Utg makes it 20$ to go. Called by utg + 1, mp & button so I call too.

Flop is A 9 Q with two hearts. Utg bets out $32 which is called by utg + 1, mp and button. I call two.

Turn is a 7 of diamonds, giving me two pair along with the flush draw. Checked to the button bets $100. He is a very good player, (only person at the table who I try and avoid), so Im pretty sure my 2 pair is beaten. 99 or QQ are the only real possibilities, I think hed check with AQ/k. I call. River is a heart and I bet $100. Against anyone else I would of pushed all in here, but I dont think hed call. In retrospect I should of bet $150 or $200. He calls and I win a $607 pot.

I wasnt sure about the call on the turn so I checked it out

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=622378
pokenum -h ah 7h - 9c 9d -- ac kh 9h 7d
Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Ac 7d Kh 9h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ah 7h 11 25.00 33 75.00 0 0.00 0.250
9c 9d 33 75.00 11 25.00 0 0.00 0.750

Ill win 1/4 of the time so the call was fine (100 for a 400 pot) not even considering implied odds.

If I didnt have the 2nd pair I couldnt call

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=622380
pokenum -h ah 7h - 9c 9d -- ac kh 9h 6d
Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Ac 6d Kh 9h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ah 7h 8 18.18 36 81.82 0 0.00 0.182
9c 9d 36 81.82 8 18.18 0 0.00 0.818

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 04:01AM

hectorjelly wins $113 with Straight AKQJT

cashpot: i hit a jack
cashpot: so it made no difference
cashpot: but against you so plz pissssss off
cashpot: fed up
time4time: me 2
cashpot: playing dumb again
cashpot: 77
cashpot: here
cashpot: i lose
cashpot: ffs
cashpot: it went 78910-
cashpot: but stopped
cashpot: why
cashpot: hector
cashpot: can you go plz
cashpot: when are you going
cashpot: go away hector
cashpot: you have enough money
cashpot: so why are you still here
hectorjelly: I need a new yacht

Samba · 22-11-2004 11:00AM

lol

whiteshadow · 22-11-2004 01:04PM

brilliant!
way to put him on complete tilt...

Fathead · 22-11-2004 01:09PM

thats beautiful...
tilt inducing genius

zonemelt · 22-11-2004 03:08PM

Legend!

I hate time4time too. He thinks he's GREAT. He DOES.

CoD · 22-11-2004 05:21PM

i've played time4time a bit, not sure about him, i love the flush draw callers on VC at 2/4 tho. I'm always on the 2/4 NL 6 seaters, myuabe see you there sometime

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 07:25PM

CoD wrote:

i've played time4time a bit, not sure about him, i love the flush draw callers on VC at 2/4 tho. I'm always on the 2/4 NL 6 seaters, myuabe see you there sometime

Whats your username?

CoD · 22-11-2004 08:05PM

CoD, i can see you now, your doing quite well

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 08:11PM

what was that guy doing? Trying to bluff both of us off a $150 pot with $16. And his name was IDONTBLUFF as well

CoD · 22-11-2004 08:31PM

heh, nutter, I lost big with pocket QQs, with two Ks on the board but the guy was bluffing a few hands at the time. Made it back with a straight. and a $250 profit.

Love your hand when board was xAA7x
And you were all in with 77 for the house, and he only had 88s !!!
I folded my A to you's and he kept raising you with 88.
Crazy table, good luck, see you again

Hectorjelly · 22-11-2004 08:42PM

CoD wrote:

heh, nutter, I lost big with pocket QQs, with two Ks on the board but the guy was bluffing a few hands at the time. Made it back with a straight. and a $250 profit.

Love your hand when board was xAA7x
And you were all in with 77 for the house, and he only had 88s !!!
I folded my A to you's and he kept raising you with 88.
Crazy table, good luck, see you again

I was sure he had AK/Q, very suprised when he turned over 88! Good luck!

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