i just know im going to win!

Gordon · 07-09-2004 09:48PM

They don't just give you your 5 million?

impr0v · 07-09-2004 09:55PM

Surely you all realise it's a tax on the stupid.

aphex™ · 07-09-2004 10:00PM

impr0v wrote:

Surely you all realise it's a tax on the stupid.

I hate that phrase. Everyone knows the odds are against them. It's just a dream, and only a few quid. Forgive us all would ya?

Jesus, stop the party everybody, the genius just arrived.

impr0v · 07-09-2004 10:06PM

Relax, I'm prepared to look the other way, keep ticking the boxes.

Very defensive reaction.

Tusky · 07-09-2004 11:35PM

one of the best things about winning the lotto would be giving your friends some mulah, you would feel like the ****.

daveg · 08-09-2004 07:00AM

Firstly I'd may sure mine and my GF's parents never had to work again. Throw in a new house and car for them to boot. Then I'd be handing in my resignation (I cannot understand those fools who carry on working) and then we would go on a long holiday. For the rest of our lives....

Tommy Vercetti · 08-09-2004 07:10AM

I'd buy the internet, and ruin your lives with popups and granny pr0n mwahahahaha

Jim · 08-09-2004 08:20AM

As said before, its only €5 mil. Boards alone is worth half the gold in the African Congo.

skywalker · 08-09-2004 08:29AM

i wonder could you get it all in €5 notes and have a money fight in lotto headquarters.

Sleepy · 08-09-2004 09:21AM

skywalker wrote:

i wonder could you get it all in €5 notes and have a money fight in lotto headquarters.

Now, that'd be a laugh!

Lex_Diamonds · 08-09-2004 09:54AM

Oh man, the Lotto is so cruel isn't it? At least the money we spend on it is going to a good cause (I hope!).

Having said that, id construct some sort of Bond Villian base like that underwater yokey in The Spy Who Loved Me. Perhaps in Dublin bay...

Hagar · 08-09-2004 10:41AM

The lottery is the government tax on hope.

Creature · 08-09-2004 11:33AM

I'd go to Vegas and bet it all on black.

Calibos · 08-09-2004 05:19PM

I hope 1,2,3,4,5,6. come up. That way the people who thought they were being really clever in picking numbers that no-one else would be stupid enough to pick........will have to share the 5 million with approx 2000 (€2500) other 'Clever' people!! Ray Bates the Lotto head honcho is on record as saying approx. 2000 people a draw play 1,2,3,4,5,6. !!

:D:D

ie "haha, I'm so clever, I know that the mathematical law of probability states that these numbers are as likely to be drawn as any other set of six. All those fools who think the odds would be against 1,2,3,4,5,6. coming out won't play them, and I'll have the full jackpot for myself.....I'm so clever.....Muahahahaha!!"

Nala · 08-09-2004 07:00PM

Lisa.c, you beat me to it, I was just abou to post a Lotto thread!
I played for the first time the other night but only got 3 numbers.

If I won I'd definitely stay anonymous, I'd be afraid I'd get mugged or the house was broken into if people knew I was a millionaire. Well it could happen!

If I won 5 million I'd...

-Give some to my parents and some relations.
-Use some of it to get myself a good degree.
-Learn to drive.
-Buy a nice car, nothing too flash.
-Buy a big house with plenty of land.
-Buy a nice horse. Again, nothing too flash.
-Donate some to charity.
-Don't know what I'd do with the rest.

koneko · 08-09-2004 07:43PM

I'd buy all the horses in Ireland. And a field. And a cloud.

I hate the lotto, they didn't let me win.

[Preacher] · 08-09-2004 07:59PM

-Pay off familys mortages and debts.
-Move to a decent country.

Make up the rest as I go along.

embee · 08-09-2004 08:14PM

I am willing to bet my life that lisa.c didn't win.

Does anyone know if it actually has been won?

Or are we looking at a 6 million jackpot on Saturday.

ionapaul · 08-09-2004 08:28PM

Motherbastard, I didn't win!

I promise never to get my hopes up again...well, until the next time I buy a ticket at least!

Nala · 08-09-2004 08:47PM

UPDATE

I didn't win.

Does anyone know anyone who has actually won it? What was it like for them?

impr0v · 08-09-2004 09:03PM

No winner tonight, you'll all be glad to hear.

monument · 08-09-2004 09:03PM

I'd go for a pint - just one!

ionapaul · 08-09-2004 09:14PM

neev wrote:

UPDATE

I didn't win.

Does anyone know anyone who has actually won it? What was it like for them?

I hate it when people who win say 'it'll never change me, all I'll do is go on a holiday, then back to my job again' - for funks sake, give ME the money in that case, cause it will certainly change my life! I would never work for anyone but myself - managing your investments would be a full-time job, if you did it properly.

ArphaRima · 08-09-2004 09:19PM

i play once a year. Played today. Got 3 and the bonus number. No idea what I've won. Im sure it will just about cover my 4 numbers.

lisa.c · 08-09-2004 10:38PM

man oh man!!! i didnt win. i'm seriously well gutted about it.

if you all try hard enough i'm sure ye can feel my pain..

try now!

did you feel it?

its ok though i just know ill win it next week

Dancing_Priest · 09-09-2004 08:03AM

Man , I lost too, I wonder if I can get a refund...

Sleepy · 09-09-2004 08:54AM

Just means I'll win more on Saturday... Man, that'd be some way to start my holidays...

sceptre · 09-09-2004 09:08AM

Dancing_Priest wrote:

Man , I lost too, I wonder if I can get a refund...

"Hi, I bought this ticket from you on Wednesday and it seems to be a dud..."

Dancing_Priest · 09-09-2004 02:09PM

Correction, 32 tickets, How could I possibly have lost!
I know! I'll buy even more tickets next time , then I'm bound to win

Although Im sure ye all have a chance of winning on saturday.
He He, Suckers....

Hagar · 10-09-2004 01:58PM

Right we need a cunning plan...
I have it. We'll form a syndicate.
If you want to join, send a crisp €5 note to me at the address below and I'll organise the buying of the tickets and the sharing out of the winnings.

Hagar the Horrible
Secure Ward 7
The Asylum
Dundrum

i just know im going to win!

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