You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

Dr. Nick · 21-05-2004 10:34PM #1

post classic simpson lines here......

Töpher · 21-05-2004 11:52PM

I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.

*walks off*

Beef · 21-05-2004 11:56PM

It's a ring toss game

Kappar · 22-05-2004 10:47AM

MARGE IS LISA AT CAMP GRANADA?

Duffman · 22-05-2004 12:57PM

Mmmmmm... floorpie!

Mmmmmm... unexplained bacon...

sound_wave · 22-05-2004 03:16PM

...so i said, Red M&Ms Blue M&Ms...They all come out the same colour..

D-Generate · 22-05-2004 05:54PM

As the great Kang said, "Holy Flurking Schnit an Avatar theif above me!!"

Well no, that was kinda paraphrased, was really "Holy Flurking Schnit, what the hell was that?"

Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be cue ball, Skinner can be eight ball, Barney will be twelve ball, and Moe, you can be cue ball!
Moe: You're an idiot

mwnger · 22-05-2004 06:08PM

-"Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just cos I'm dangerously unqualified..."

Dr. Nick · 22-05-2004 06:58PM

classics all. keep 'em coming......

Guy:Incognito · 22-05-2004 08:32PM

mmmmmmmm......................something

mmmmmmmm......................fee goo

The Real B-man · 22-05-2004 09:00PM

Chief Wigum - "Good work Lou, you'll make sergeant for that!"

Officer Lou - "But Chief I already am sergeant!"

Chief Wigum - "Quiet Lou, or I'll bust you down to sergeant so fast your feet won't even touch the ground!"

Simi · 22-05-2004 09:01PM

"Sir someboby is charging room service to the company." "We'll see about that. Fly my pretties! Fly!" "Ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh!" "Continue the research..."

Creature · 22-05-2004 09:17PM

Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

funky penguin · 22-05-2004 09:42PM

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?" Homer

"Guess how many boobs I saw today marge. Fifteen!" Homer

"I'm not usually a praying man, but if your up there, please help me superman!! Homer

"Save me Jebus!" Surprise, surprise....it was Homer.

dod · 22-05-2004 09:52PM

Lisa: Oedipus is the one who killed his father and married his mother
Homer: Argh! who paid for that wedding?

--

Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

Buck Owens · 22-05-2004 10:07PM

Reporter: Uh, question for the BBQ chef:don't you think there is a danger in senting underqualified civilians into space
Homer: I'll take this one. The only danger is that if they sent us to that terrible planet of the apes.
Homer; Wait a minute, STAUTE OF LIBERTY THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

HOMER: So, Mr. Molloy, it seems that the cat was caught by the very person that was trying to catch him.

More to come

Falkorre · 22-05-2004 10:38PM

Lisa - "I am the lizard queen!"
Lisa - "Cant talk,..coming down!"

B

22-05-2004 11:03PM

Originally posted by funky penguin
"If dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?"

I believe that was the Cathy lee Gifford episode of south park. Cant remember that from the simpsons.

Karl Hungus · 22-05-2004 11:24PM

Concerning the giant advertising statues that gain a life of their own in that halloween special...

Homer - "Hmm... He came to life... ...Good for him."

Or

Otto - "They call 'em fingers! But I ain't never seen 'em fing!"

Bart - "You killed the zombie flanders!"
Homer - "He was a zombie?"

Homer - "Life is one crushing defeat after another untill you just wished Flanders was dead."

Flanders - "Homer, I think we just hit something..."
Homer - "I hope it was flanders!"

The "I'll be cueball..." quote also well rocked.
That episode was filled with great quotes.

"Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?"
"Can I!"
"Here's the sack, but you'll have to supply your own knobs..."

"You let me down... I don't beleive in nothin' no more! I'M GOING TO LAW SCHOOL!"
"NooooOOoOoooOO!!!"

Exit · 22-05-2004 11:47PM

Homer searches under the couch for a peanut he dropped.

Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha! Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how.
Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Creature · 23-05-2004 01:09PM

The Homer's brain quotes are among the best imo

Burns: I've built a totally germ free enviroment, not a a single microbe can get in or out

a series of doors open to a room with Homer sitting on a stool eating a sandwich

Burns: Who the devil are you?!

Homer's brain: Relax just think of a good excuse and everything will be alright

Homer: My name is Mr. Burns

Homer's brain: Braaaavo

Woman: So Mr. Simpson what are your reasons for wanting to be a Bigger Brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge, don't say revenge!

Homer: Revenge

Homer's brain: Thats it I'm getting outta here.

hear a door opening then slam shut followed by footsepts going down stairs and another door opening and a car driving away

funky penguin · 23-05-2004 02:59PM

Originally posted by Jabba
I believe that was the Cathy lee Gifford episode of south park. Cant remember that from the simpsons.

hmmmmm....perhaps it was.

But i can still picture homer saying it to lisa.
T'was probably a dream.

Stark · 23-05-2004 03:15PM

Bridget Jone's diary author(can't remember her name) guest starring:

"Americans don't quite get the subtly of British humour".
(Followed by montage of constables chasing her back and forth through the house in old-style comic fashion with batons and old-style chase music).

Simi · 23-05-2004 03:28PM

"Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding."
"Ok pie i'm just going to go like this (chomp) and if u get eaten its your own fault..."
"When I was 17 I drank some very good beer, I drank some very good I purchased with a fake ID, my name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17."

Kali · 23-05-2004 03:31PM

dental plan.
lisa needs braces.

Chinafoot · 23-05-2004 11:38PM

i love the one where homer is comparing women to beer and then it cuts to when he's hammered.

"so i was like.....you want your money, you're gonna have to come find it, cos i dont know where it is.................you make me....wannna.....wretch"

moe: you people disgust me. hey Apu, you got any cereal for people with syphillis?"

plastic membrane · 24-05-2004 09:07AM

Homer's postcard: Maybe its the beer talking Marge, but you gotta butt that won't quit. They got these little pretzels here, err zzzz hhuuu 10 DOLLARS ! GET OUTTA HERE !

Bart: Wow, side of dad ive never seen.

ubu · 24-05-2004 11:09AM

Homer: 'oh, they have the internet on computers now'

penguinbloke · 24-05-2004 11:13AM

Lisa I never apologise, I'm sorry but that's just the way I am.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 24-05-2004 11:19AM

'i am evil homer... i am evil homer...'

Kali · 24-05-2004 11:25AM

nacho nacho man.. i want to be a nacho man

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

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