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Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,389 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Answer to the perennial "Does mayonnaise belong in the fridge or in the press?" question is: Neither, mayonnaise belongs in the bin.

    Horrid stuff.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,518 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Storm Bork incoming…

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I suppose you're not a fan of potato salad, either?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,685 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    People almost standing on top of me in a queue. I miss the days during the early 2020s* and beyond, when you had to stand back from people. I was in the library, ordering a book and 2 women were so close behind me that the librarian couldn't hear me speak over their chatting.

    STAND BACK OR I'LL GET CROSS WITH YOU!

    *Not gonna say the C word



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Elbowing them hard in the stomach would have been considered self defence.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,936 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Advice on how to do Christmas. It's all over TV and Radio. How to cook the dinner,how to deal with relations,how to behave at the Christmas party,how to arrange the table.

    Jesus you'd think we were all twelve.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 997 ✭✭✭Duvet Day


    I love mayonnaise, salad cream , potato salad , butter etc. I never realised so many people hate them. Wish I hated them tbh..my cholesterol is 😭😭.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    I got a ticket for parking, put it on the dashboard and went off for a couple of hours.

    On my return I saw that at some stage between putting it on the dash and closing the door the wind had flipped it upside down, which gave me TA.

    If I had got a ticket I would have been really TA.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,634 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    Middle aged men strutting around with their teeth whitened the same colour as snow.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,605 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    friend of mine just got her first tattoo. A line of arabic on the inside of her arm from just above her wrist to just short of her elbow joint…if it looked artistic great but, it looks rubbish. Now she’s stuck with it…her skin tone is very pale but the tattoo is matt black, no shading, or colour tones, so actually looks like she’s been branded as opposed to nicely artistically tattooed….

    The fetish of the ones with those teeth but the fake tan from a bottle to go with it, sweet mother of….🙈



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Tork


    Wireless USB devices that don't have anywhere to store the little dongle when it's not plugged into a computer.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,756 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,936 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Bought a new Hoodie a few weeks back. Recently discovered I already had two brand new never worn.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,727 ✭✭✭apache


    Bought a pair of runners 4 months ago. Like them a lot so wear them a lot.

    In the past week the plastic on the heel part has broken through and rubbing my heel. I ordered heel cushions to see if it works but 4 months of use is bad. They're fit for the bin.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,936 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Power is gone and the internet is barely working.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,871 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    Gone off salad bags in the shops that look like they were picked from the swamp.

    Or fruit and veg too. I hate when staff leave manky looking food on display.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,673 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Power was gone, is now back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,518 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    In local Supervalu, I had to hand a prawn cocktail tub to a staff member that was a week out of date at that point

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,111 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,673 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    TA - people who use abbreviations that you can't instantly recall. TH?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,111 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Trivially Happy thread, unless your annoyed the power is back on.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,673 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    I didn't know it existed 😁. Tbh I wasn't even all that annoyed that the power went off, but it has improved the place since it came back on, it was very gloomy. I was doing a tedious tidying up a store room job that was TA-ing so I just continued on.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,936 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Power Check were giving an estimated restoration time of 2.15, it's now fecking ten O clock.

    Way more than trivial I know.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    We were off for about half an hour around 1pm. That wasn't much of a problem but before that we had half an hour of power switching on and off and dipping in voltage - that can be very TAing as it can do more damage to connected equipment than the actual outage.

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,389 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I used to LOVE an oul blackout as a kid. The excitement! Our power went for about 40 minutes last week and the kids literally weren't able to cope. No TV and no Wifi for tablets make Homer something something.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,978 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    The line

    "On behalf of X we would like to apologize for any inconvenience this may cause"

    Just don't bother. It's a rote line that you don't mean and nobody listening wants to hear it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,673 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    I was just in the action of striking a match to light the gas on the hob when the power came back on, completely fused my brain for a second.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,389 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    It's like when you're reversing into a car parking space and just as you stop, the car beside you starts pulling out. Totally discombobulates me for a second every time,



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 989 ✭✭✭blackvalley


    Some people swear that sucking on a “ fisherman’s friend “ will clear your throat. 😉



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,756 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I used to love power cuts . Sitting around a hurricane lamp in front of a fire . Bonus points for lighting .



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