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Trivial Things that annoy you - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,505 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I saw an interesting thread last night.

    Now I can't find it, not sure is it deleted or did I dream it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,480 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Grab your Bork now, 33% off for Cyber Monday!

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,578 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Reading the local media’s announcement about the recent death of a well-known medic, it’s the usual compliments about their manner, compassion, and ability.

    This same medic, however, turned my mother away from their practice when she began showing signs of dementia (without ever saying that was the reason) and refused to prescribe hormones to my sister during severe, potentially life-threatening menstrual symptoms, all because they were afraid of the parish priest.

    But sure, a great medic and parent! The sainthood some people get just because they’ve passed away is a bit much.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,189 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Insurance companies (motor) if I found your quote agreeable I would have bought it. Stop annoying me with follow up calls/emails/texts.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,186 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    I'm not very lucky with pens recently. I posted before that I always carry a decent Parker biro and that I'd lost one somewhere, might have even mentioned one went through the wash :-(.

    Well today its even more TAing. I went to get my pen out of my pocket and couldn't find it. A bit of feeling for it found it deep in the pocket. When I pulled it out that screw that holds the whole mechanism together had dropped out somewhere. I've looked and can't find it. So that's another tenners worth of pen down in the bin.

    The reason I always have a decent pen is that while I do have disasters with them I loose a lot less of them than cheap pens. A cheap biro never stays with me for more than a week.

    Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the biro equivalent of the good life.

    And as theories go this was all very fine and pleasant until Veet Voojagig suddenly claimed to have found this planet, and to have worked there for a while driving a limousine for a family of cheap green retractables, whereupon he was taken away, locked up, wrote a book, and was finally sent into tax exile, which is the usual fate reserved for those who are determined to make a fool of themselves in public.

    Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

    Wake me up when it's all over.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,760 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    My TA is having to deliver those goddamn things on top of a huge increase in parcel volumes. Publicising the fact they deliver 3m parcels a week now but are getting too pedantic about the odd scan going missing during dispatch, not delivery.

    But sure at least its beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🤔



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,833 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Usually those springs/internal parts are pretty standard, you could probably cannibalise a cheapo biro and use it as an organ donor. The original part may turn up, yet.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,186 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    Not generic unfortunately. Its the screw that holds the main cover cap and pocket clip in place. I'll salvage the refill as they can be a fiver each and very very occasionally a pen lasts long enough to need a refill.

    Edit> Added pic as I was bored.

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    Post edited by The Continental Op on

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,186 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    I'm on the fence here. Our postman has van to drive in and out of work (old contract) finishes early most days during the year and if he does a Saturday at this time of year he gets a days overtime and an easy Monday. He also get a decent enough tip from us each year. Maybe rural postman have it easier?

    Only thing he moans about is the scans. Seems a big deal if any are missed.

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,625 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    My postman (lovely guy) delivered a parcel then sat in his van on the drive. Eventually I asked him if he was ok and he said he was waiting for delivery time to catch up with him so he could register my delivery. Apparently delivery has to be made at a precise time? Seems a bit odd to me.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭apache


    Got myself a Grinch meal in McDonalds. That Grinch salt is horrible and I like pickles.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,568 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    A Lucozade sport multipack I bought with flip caps that are all faulty. The flip caps wont open using your hand and regular force, you have to screw the whole cap off to drink…or jam a knife in to prize it open.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭Princess Calla




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,351 ✭✭✭wildwillow


    My postman is so rude I hate to have encounter him on the rare occasions when he has a larger parcel for me or a neighbour.

    We have a large An Post box so most times I don't have to meet him. It is a joy when a relief lad does the round.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,723 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I seem to be in laptop not mobile mode on Boards and I don't know how to fix it .



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,833 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Go to the three dots beside the address bar, look for desktop and switch it off. Sometimes it gets stuck, though: in that case, just open Boards in a new tab and close the old one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭jacool


    Is the salt in a sachet, or just fired on? Saw the meal and didn't go for it because I wasn't sure.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,723 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I worked it out , thank god . Otherwise I was looking at actually talking to real people . Much better craic here



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭brokenbad


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    Gobshites walking down the street with their phones held like the above prick having full blown conversations with loudspeaker on for all to hear - I see it everywhere. Drives me fcuking nuts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭lucalux


    @jacool

    i got the grinch fries yesterday but they were so nice on their own I didn't bother trying the pickle salt...

    there was a larger paper bag with the fries so I assume you pop the seasoning and fries into that and give em a shake?

    saved the pickle salt.. might try it on some roasted veg later or something idk

    TA this morning, the neighbours kids were screaming and the parents hoofing it around until about 3am this morning

    Woke at half six and its either still going or just started up again. its basically most of every day. I live wearing headphones since they moved in 😐

    feel sorry for them an all but ffs



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭apache


    Yeah in a sachet so you'd be safe to get a meal.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,744 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Match of the Day Sunday Chelsea sending off. The ref looked at the screen and then told the crowd his decision. But instead of standing still, he kept walking when doing the announcement. I found that disconserting.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,192 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I was more annoyed because I had Caicedo on my fantasy football team. (I've made the bold man go away now, though…)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,364 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Power/pressure washing must be one of the most obnoxious activities out there. Oh let me just blast all this dirt and crap from my driveway/roof/bins out onto the public path/road and/or onto my neighbours' properties…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,723 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    That today's Lingo is a repeat and one contestant is an annoying prick .

    His name ?? CJ 😡



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭New Scottman


    Buying socks.

    It's very hard to know exactly how long they'll be. Not advertised on the label.

    Just bought a pack of seven in Marks and Spencer and they're about 33% longer than all my existing ones.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,186 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    The word "Unisex". As a word its fine but its misused on Amazon and other online sites.

    I just glanced at some "Discover more" items and spotted a "unisex" tent. Well maybe if it was a toilet tent but it wasn't it was for a one man tent. Hmmmm LOL one man tent - my description but using unisex instead of person as in one person tent still isn't right.

    Some other dumb listing where I've seen unisex used

    unisex football

    unisex golf divot tool

    unisex toilet roll

    unisex bath towel

    unisex battery

    unisex bike inner tube

    unisex brake pads

    unisex handle bar tape

    unisex passport cover

    I could go on but I hope you can see what I mean. Perhaps I'm the one that doesn't know what unisex means?

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,245 ✭✭✭standardg60


    There's a reason why suddenly going berserk and violent is also known as going postal. Probably due to the sheer monotony of the job.

    Knowledge is learning something, wisdom is learning from it, intelligence thought of it first.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,505 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    One of the arms broke off my eye glasses today. I hope they can be repaired. I don't want the cost of a new pair.

    Post edited by freshpopcorn at


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Bogey Lowenstein
    That must be Nigel with the brie...


    'I didn't get where I am today by being an annoying prick...'



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