Sports that could be in the olympics

Well, given that Irish medal hopes seem to be strongest in rowing, sailing and boxing, I'm advocating for a new composite event that will combine these three disciplines.

The mixed piracy triathlon, anyone?

And, of course, there's always the Gaelic pentathlon — set-dancing, pint-drinking, backstabbing, funeral-attending and begrudgery.

The long póc

Road bowls

Futsal would be a decent shout I guess. Or even just straight 5 a side.

Was beach football ever included?

Could probably throw in Kabbadi too maybe?

Hungry Hungry Hippos will surely be in it soon. That would be apt.

More than twice as many medals given out than 60 years ago. 200+ more gold medals than 1936.

Bare knuckle boxing.

Calling out.

Sumo wrestling

Darts and snooker, trampoline is in it, I don’t know why, but it is, as the hosts can include a test sport in the olympics, civic disobedience should be in the next one, French farmers driving tractors to Paris, and seeing how many sheep they can fit in the mayor’s residence

Tug of War.

Formerly an Olympic sport, hasn't been included since the early 1900's. Fascinating to watch two well-matched teams compete.

Once quite popular in Ireland but like many aspects of rural life it has seen quite a decline.

like incest?

Things that could easily make it and add to the Olympics - Handball (Irish version), 3X 800m Relay, Tug of War, Snooker, Lacrosse.

For light entertainment - Foxy Boxing, Female Mud Wrestling , Pillow Fighting and Pole Dancing

For extreme entertainment - 350-a-side Tae Kwon Do Battle Royale (3 takedowns and you're out).