Paddy Samurai wrote: »
What was the last book you read?
SH24.ie - free, confidential, at home STI screening. Get tested boys and girls.
Did Russian hackers get into boards?
Could have been invited.
How much prozac do you think I need to become happy with the new boards site ?
No, the Russian Hackers were welcomed here.
How stupider do you feel after using boards now
I feel like older people who complain about not being able to get to grips with modern technology.
Will there be a tribunal about this?
Reckon that the posters in Ranting and Raving could perform the tribunal.
Are you on holiday or the next time you'll be on holiday?
I will be having a short holiday in the UK next week.
How many mirrors are in your home?
Have you ever rented a car?
Several times in different countries
Would you take one for the team?
Depending on the team and what 'one' was.
Is the Irish Revenue intentionally obtuse with information in order to make things more difficult than they have to be?
Yes. Make no mistakes on their forms. You'll be punished for each mark in the wrong place
Have you ever designated a subordinate / underling to deal with some nobody who wants to deal with YOU?
No, I like delegating work to people but wouldn't get someone to deal with a person that was looking for me unless I was incapable of dealing with them myself.
Are you a people person or do you dislike having to make polite conversation and pretend to be interested in other people's dull lives?
You hit the Nail on the Head mate. I don't give a toss for the Olympics , whether or not your family is starving for a holiday.
Do all unvaccinated adults like myself over 18 feel like a criminal?
Yes, societal outcasts, not allowed to join in the freedom of the vaccinated masses.
Would a cup of boiled 7up make you better?
No. Boiled Sacharrine pi$$
The last person you were commanded to THANK after being given a grotty manky chore by them
Thank you for this question.
Apparently there is good news on the way for wedding attendance numbers. Do you think the guests themselves will be happy about this?
Thank your tealeaves / horoscope / favourite positive news source as a guest
What was the last picture you coloured in your adult colouring book, or 'a friends' colouring book: Often on boards, posters start a thread by saying "posting for a firend'
I painted the words 'I'm a mean aul bollix' on the neighbours side of a shared wall.
What will tonight's dream be about?
Inside Mr Harris's Wednesday Night Dream Bubble: Bob is working in a Drive Thru Fast Food at the Drive Thru Counter. He's not taking orders: He's actually making the Happy Meal plastic toys on the fly and handing them out. Bob is working towards the priveledge of handling food.
What was your last MacDonald's Burger King KFC meal?
I don't recall, it's been a while. Most likely it was BK and a whopper meal. It definitely wasn't the muck they call food in KFC.
Do Italians run the best chippers?
Not at all, plenty of places that do amazing chips that are not part of the Italian chipper scene.
Do you like loads of salt and vinegar on your chips?
I wouldn't ruin them by putting s&v on them.
Have you heard potato 'milk' is a thing now?
No. But I'm middle aged and unhip to the rest of the woke virtue signally boardsies.
The last restoration project of a computer / vintage car / tube telly / iPod / Apple II computer / Toy that really impressed you - Impossible to answer for about 80% of current boardsies.
I sold an old 4X4 to some enthusiasts last year after they showed me other work they'd done which was very impressive.
The sent me pictures of the work they are doing on what they bought off me - completely stripped it down to the last washer and will put it back better than when it left the factory.
Should welly throwing be an olympic sport?
RTÉ would be able to milk the bejayzus out of it, just have an Irish Team.
What Olympic Sport would you like to be a competing Team Member in?
Women's beach volleyball.
Horizontal or vertical stripes?
Vertical. The ZX Spectrum showed them on start up and so does my ASUS ROG STRIX i7.
What flamed food did you eat last time?
Roadkill over an over fire.
What's your favourite bodily liquid?