A Singer, A Shinner, and Others: The Late Late Show - Friday 23rd April 2021

Not sure what to make of all this.

Prince Philip said he thought this lad must have "gargled with gravel."

This week's edition of the 'Late Late Show' will see Welsh singing legend Tom Jones join Ryan for a very special performance. The 80-year-old will be performing his take on a Bob Dylan classic 'One More Cup of Coffee' from his newly-released album 'Surrounded by Time'.

Expect lashings and lashings of empty responses, scattergun questioning, without waiting for an answer, or both.

Michelle O'Neill, Northern Ireland's Deputy First Minister, will be on-hand to discuss how becoming a mother at 16 changed her life. She'll also speak on the 'Late Late Show' about her hopes for post-Brexit Ireland, the ongoing controversy around her attendance at Bobby Storey's funeral, and her relationship with DUP First Minister Arlene Foster.

I imagine Mr. Fun will turn a genuine problem into a parallel with his own Twitter flounce after his experiences of "unkindness".

Una Ring and Eve McDowell, who were both subjected to terrifying stalking ordeals, will speak about their campaign to have a specific offence of stalking introduced with longer sentences for the crime.

No doubt this will incite the wrong sort of commentary.

Tolu Ibikunle, Susan Ilesanmi, and Okefe Afe, three of the Dubliners who shot to fame on TikTok with their viral accents video, will be joining Ryan in studio.

I'm not even mentioning the misery slot. You know yourself.