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"Halt! Your papers please!" Meeting your Valentine during lockdown?

  • 12-02-2021 1:44pm
    #1
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭


    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?


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  • #2
    mloc123
    Registered Users Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    3/5 rating for wind up

    Nazi reference
    Flouting guidelines
    Meeting multiple people over the weekend

    You probably laid it on a bit thick for an opening post tho


  • #3
    odyssey06
    Registered Users Posts: 27,777 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    You should have been assigned a partner based on matching algorithm to ensure the future of the species.
    If you haven't received any notification yet, the algorithm has deemed you unworthy.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #4
    timeToLive
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭timeToLive


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?


    A few dates? :pac: Imagine being the poor lad who gets to date you last and picks it up from you :eek::D


  • #5
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 15,977 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    mloc123 wrote: »
    3/5 rating for wind up

    Nazi reference
    Flouting guidelines
    Meeting multiple people over the weekend

    You probably laid it on a bit thick for an opening post tho

    Yeah you just know he's actually going to spend the weekend (like every weekend) spanking the monkey in his mother's basement and speaking to nobody but her.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Actively booking my dentist in the South of France as we speak


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  • #7
    Colonel Claptrap
    Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Colonel Claptrap


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Actively booking my dentist in the South of France as we speak

    Is that a euphemism?


  • #8
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,015 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Are you going to risk meeting your Valentine this weekend?

    The only option for a date is a takeaway coffee and a walk in a public park as every bloody thing is closed. I have a few dates arranged for today tomorrow and Sunday. Public transport is the way to go to get in and out as Gardaí are not stopping buses to check if passengers are making essential journey.

    What are your plans?




    You gonna be smashing this Samson fella again?


  • #9
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Colonel Claptrap wrote: »
    Is that a euphemism?
    Denture? I hardly knew 'er!


  • #10
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    You might meet someone special in the reeducation camp


  • #11
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,122 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Fascinating story op

    Closed

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



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