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Seeking Programmer

  • 25-10-2020 9:40pm
    #1
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    Hey All.

    Darrendamned here. I am a computer scientist, I design programmes, operating systems, devices, games, motheboards, programming languages, supercomputers etc, but there is one major flaw to my game, I cannot programme in the currently available languages due to a tad bit of aspergers and an obsession for perfected systems that means I cannot understand the logic of the currently available languages in relation to the overall architecture of the current accepted world of modern computing my mind essentially goes into sleep mode when I attempt to programme.
    The only way I can programme is by creating my own motherboards and given the component parts of the motherboard names that flow as part of the rational architecture of much greater unified system from where I can then understand the flow of instructions through the motherboard and the processor and then craete a programming language for that system so to develop my software ideas.

    Anyway enough of me.

    I am looking for a programmer to come on-board with me as part of my start-up web, internet, computing and technology company the name of which I wll speak of if you are interested.

    I currenly have a ton, and when I say a ton I mean a ton of programmes to be developed, that companies like Microsoft etc. spend billions on, i.e programmes like Twitter, Zoom, Skype, Facebook, LinkedIn etc. I just need a programmer capable of developing software programmes to join me in return for 12.5% of the company and all of its products.

    If you are interested it woudl be your job to turn my portfolio and basic architecture into full software programmes that can then be offered on the market, and the revenue from which can then be used to build the company into a large multinational. i.e we make a few programmes put them on the market gain a customer base and some revenue attract investment and build the company on a much greater scale.

    Message me if you are interested.

    Darrendamned



    Any programmers interested?
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Comments

  • #2
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    I am not a computer sicnetiust but I hope you find a prpogrmamer sinetretsed.


  • #3
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭DarrenDamned23


    @s1ppy When you look at the screen for hours day onto day and type thousands of words everyday, you tend to go slightly screenblind. The post was edited before your reply.


  • #4
    Lmao_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Lmao_Man


    How much are you paying? 12.5% of 0 is...0


  • #5
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    How long did it take you to design your latest supercomputer?


  • #6
    RurtBeynolds
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭RurtBeynolds


    It sounds like you want to recreate programmes that already exist. What does a programmer need you for op?


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  • #7
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭DarrenDamned23


    I'm paying you nothing, same as myself, I am a uni student, you can come on board for 12.5% of each programme you develop or the entire company under which the programmes are developed, and if they fail they fail if they make billions you make billions. If you're not interested that's ok, it is only for somebody, preferably a uni stduent, interested, with a passion for programming and willign to take a risk in the big work of software developing, either we get lucky like Twitter and Google, or we don't, this is the risk, in return for 12.5%


  • #8
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭DarrenDamned23


    @rurtbeynolds I can assure you the programmes do not already exist.

    I am not going to reply from now on unless your reply to my thread is stating interest in my offer.


  • #9
    Inquitus
    Registered Users Posts: 13,729 ✭✭✭✭Inquitus


    So what's your aim? to make inferior versions of the applications you mentioned? Twitter, Zoom, Skype etc.


  • #10
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭DarrenDamned23


    @Rodneybathgate

    I am still designing it. It is based around vortex mathematics and spherical geonetry, as all computng is mathematics.
    And if you understand nuclear enegry and energy in general you will know what I mean by the vortex.
    The supercomuter, that is actually a universalcomputer, much greater than a supercomputer, is called Spehrical processor 1.o.

    Now stop viewing computer scince with a Bill Gates and Apple cult of personality and replyign in search of conflict.


  • #11
    RurtBeynolds
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭RurtBeynolds


    DarrenDamned23 wrote: »
    @rurtbeynolds I can assure you the programmes do not already exist.

    I am not going to reply from now on unless your reply to my thread is stating interest in my offer.

    You said you want to make programmes like Twitter, Zoom, Skype, Facebook, LinkedIn etc. A programmer can do this without you, what are you bringing to the table?


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  • #12
    L1m1tless
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1m1tless


    New Twitter for the Asian Market

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  • #13
    DarrenDamned23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭DarrenDamned23


    @Inquitus they are not these programmes or platforms, just software and platforms on the same scale and area of interest. Anyway the programmes and platforms you mentioned are not the height of computer science and software development, they are essentially the rubbish bin of the NSA and Pentagon, as part of the military industrial complex and globalisation, there are much greater social media platforms capable of being developed than Twitter, Facebook etc. they are just not supported by the M.I.C. Just as there were much greater computer systems capable of being developed in the 60s, their time had just not arrived yet, i.e modern computing.


  • #14
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users Posts: 6,466 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    If you're looking for a developer you'd best post in the Development forum. Not sure you'll get much takers though as your plans are vague and the terms are....not good.


  • #15
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Walter Mitty forum is probably a better place for this thread.


  • #16
    Deagol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Deagol


    DarrenDamned23 wrote: »
    @Inquitus they are not these programmes or platforms, just software and platforms on the same scale and area of interest. Anyway the programmes and platforms you mentioned are not the height of computer science and software development, they are essentially the rubbish bin of the NSA and Pentagon, as part of the military industrial complex and globalisation, there are much greater social media platforms capable of being developed than Twitter, Facebook etc. they are just not supported by the M.I.C. Just as there were much greater computer systems capable of being developed in the 60s, their time had just not arrived yet, i.e modern computing.

    Have you designed the ultimate tin hat by any chance? I know a metalworker / toolmaker who might build it for you for 12.5% of the profits.


  • #17
    TuringBot47
    Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    DarrenDamned23 wrote: »
    Anyway enough of me.

    Agreed.

    I think your vortex idea is circling the drain.


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