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One-Liner Jokes

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  • #3992
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    this is just no Gouda

    In quesos like this, you have to think caerphily.


  • #3993
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,930 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    The person who posted the original cheese pun started this!

    How dairy!!??

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #3994
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,046 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.


  • #3995
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.

    It is a gruyere area.


  • #3996
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Help! I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.

    I've only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • #3997
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers, Paid Member Posts: 44,314 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    everlast75 wrote: »
    The person who posted the original cheese pun started this!

    How dairy!!??

    He asked me if I could camembert the cheesiness of the jokes here.

    I said It made me herve


  • #3998
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    Help! I'm playing Scrabble with Midge Ure.

    I've only got 4 letters left, but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.

    Took me a minute to get....but Oh Vienna I got there in the end.

    If you win you should celebrate with a night on the tile. I nearly won a tournament when I spelled out A.B.B.R.E.V.I.A.T.I.O.N. imagine my disgust, when I was told, no abbreviations.


  • #3999
    Uncle Pierre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭Uncle Pierre


    I was playing with an old farmer called MacDonald. I kept getting too many vowels, like E, I, E, I, O.


  • #4000
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i.


  • #4001
    chooseusername
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,704 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Yeah but he's not the one milking it for all it's worth.

    It's gone a bit ..e mental now!


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  • #4002
    DubCount
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭DubCount


    chooseusername wrote: »
    It's gone a bit ..e mental now!

    I don't give Edam


  • #4003
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    This chain of puns will be camembert fromage to age.


  • #4004
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Cheesus Christ, they're terrible. I'm struggling to brie'd.


  • #4005
    grayzer75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭grayzer75


    What do you call a bear with no paw?

    Rupert the bastard......


  • #4006
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    That joke is Pooh.


  • #4007
    trashcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭trashcan


    What links the Brits in 1921 and the Oireachteas Golf society in 2020 ?


    Inserting a flimsy partition and claiming it turns one place into two separate places.


  • #4008
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    So, just like flats built during the Celtic tiger years?


  • #4009
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #4010
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    I was in the local Karma Restaurant the other night. No main courses on the menu. Just desserts.

    I was in our local karma restaurant. No menus, just get what you deserve.


  • #4011
    trashcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭trashcan


    joeguevara wrote: »
    I was in our local karma restaurant. No menus, just get what you deserve.

    Em, that's the same joke ? (But Monkiesocks worded it better :pac:)


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  • #4012
    joeguevara
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,346 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    trashcan wrote: »
    Em, that's the same joke ? (But Monkiesocks worded it better :pac:)

    Wouldn't advise you to go there!


  • #4013
    shootermacg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,018 ✭✭✭shootermacg


    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    Unique up on him!

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    The tame bloody way! Unique up on him!


  • #4014
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    I always wondered do Flat-Earthers believe in Karma.

    They be like ' What goes around...

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #4015
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Wouldn't advise you to go there!

    Yep. I paid my bill and got no change.

    When i complained I was told "Change comes from within"



    getmecoat.gif

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #4016
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,890 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    I always wondered do Flat-Earthers believe in Karma.

    They be like ' What goes around...
    You sound like a (broken) record. :pac:


  • #4017
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,152 ✭✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat on the dole?

    Billy Idol.


  • #4018
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,152 ✭✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat in the sea?


  • #4019
    J Madone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭J Madone


    John_Rambo wrote: »
    What do you call a goat in the sea?

    Bob?


  • #4020
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,930 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Billy Ocean

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



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  • #4021
    John_Rambo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,152 ✭✭✭✭John_Rambo


    What do you call a goat in Benidorm?


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