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    #9242
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Something something... Burt Ward.

    This thread writes itself!


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    #9243
    Snails pace
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Snails pace


    How about handsome Homer plus three


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    #9244
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I do not think you guys are taking this seriously enough. Its ****ing ART!


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    #9245
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Inside No. 9 is an amusing show.


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    #9246
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    don't move it ....NOW i am discombobluated



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    #9247
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,519 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    And heeere come the pretzels


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    #9248
    P.Walnuts
    Registered Users Posts: 4,747 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    And heeere come the pretzels

    You can call them Whitey whackers


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    #9249
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,519 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    When a fire starts to burn,
    There’s a lesson you should learn,
    Something, something and you’ll see,
    You’ll avoid catastrophe


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    #9250
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,744 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    This thread writes itself!

    Burns: "It was the Best of Times....it was the BOARDS of times?!"
    You stupid Boardsie!
    (Hits Earthhorse with post)


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    #9251
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,410 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    fullstop wrote: »
    PUT IT IN H.

    A single tank of kerosene.

    Crazy Vaclav's ffs.


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    #9252
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    A single tank of kerosene.

    Crazy Vaclav's ffs.
    Homer: What country is this car from?
    Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.


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    #9253
    DubDJ
    Registered Users Posts: 5,358 ✭✭✭DubDJ


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Homer: What country is this car from?
    Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.

    PUT IT IN H!!!!!


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    #9254
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,161 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    “Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”


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    #9255
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,410 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    “Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”

    Yes I would, Kent.


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    #9256
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,075 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Wiggum forever Barney never


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    #9257
    eyerer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭eyerer


    Simsons used to be great and i am high now. I bent my wookie


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    #9258
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,362 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts.


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    #9259
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Ham night will now be spam night.


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    #9260
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."


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    #9261
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,822 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."

    CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!


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    #9262
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!
    "THAT'S OUR HOMER!"


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    #9263
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Frank never got to go to school. He spent his childhood as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children. Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.

    During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear, and feel pain again.


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    #9264
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Marge: Homer i've been thinking. If the baby is a boy what do you think of the name Larry?
    Homer: Marge! we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Farry.
    Marge: Well what about Louie?
    Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
    Marge: Bob?
    Homer: Slob.
    Marge: Luke?
    Homer: Puke.
    Marge: Marcus?
    Homer: Mucus.
    Marge: What about Bart?
    Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.


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    #9265
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,362 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV.


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    #9266
    FarmerBrowne
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭FarmerBrowne


    Top of the morning to ye.


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    #9267
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,075 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    It's the wearin of the green Bart


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    #9268
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,744 ✭✭✭Rawr


    FarmerBrowne wrote: »
    Top of the morning to ye.

    Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?


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    #9269
    P.Walnuts
    Registered Users Posts: 4,747 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Rawr wrote: »
    Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?

    Hey have you seen SULLAY??


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    #9270
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,362 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.


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    #9271
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,744 ✭✭✭Rawr


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.

    latest?cb=20191118190246


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