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Duckworth_Luas · 14-02-2018 02:06AM

Great to see Alan Partridge back presenting on the BBC where he belongs.

I always thought they overreacted to events on Knowing Me Knowing You. Across seven episodes he only slipped up once, to my mind.

I would say this:

In Episode 1, no one died.
In Episode 2, no one died.
In Episode 3, no one died.
In Episode 4, no one died.
In Episode 5, no one died.
In Episode 6, someone died.
In Episode 7, no one died.

I mean I could go on!

loyatemu · 14-02-2018 10:07AM

doesn't sound like much scope for Alan's assistant* to be in this; though at least she's been keeping busy as the police chief in The Tunnel.

*he never once gives her name in the books.

MillField · 14-02-2018 12:46PM

Alan: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years.
Jill: What did you do eight years ago?
Alan: Just had a better one.
Jill: What'd you do?
Alan: Went to Silverstone. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that.

Big Vern · 14-02-2018 01:04PM

Michael: [in his very broad Geordie accent] Aye-aye, Mr. Partridge! Morning! Valentine's Day today, eh? Love is in the air!

Alan: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air?

Michael: [nodding] Aye! Aye!

Alan: I'm getting the hang of this! Mind you, I have been here ten weeks.

wolfmoon87 · 14-02-2018 01:15PM

mloc123 · 09-04-2018 07:04PM

https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/982900609820086272

Thargor · 09-04-2018 07:29PM

That was perfect

paddylonglegs · 10-04-2018 10:19AM

bah ha ha, such an Alan

Glebee · 10-04-2018 10:22AM

I could perfectly picture Alan saying that...

Grayditch · 10-04-2018 10:43AM

It's perfectly Partridge.

mloc123 · 10-04-2018 12:11PM

It is so perfect, I have watched it 20 times at least... the delivery is spot on

Lorelli! · 10-04-2018 12:41PM

You'd nearly go red yourself for Philip especially with the look she gives him!

Grayditch · 10-04-2018 12:52PM

It even beats Noel's one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uweghBGEkz4

Thargor · 10-04-2018 07:17PM

mloc123 wrote: »

It is so perfect, I have watched it 20 times at least... the delivery is spot on

It even has the reaction shot of her glaring at him just like whoever Alans giving sh1t to

Lorelli! · 10-04-2018 07:25PM

Thargor wrote: »

It even has the reaction shot of her glaring at him just like whoever Alans giving sh1t to

Like here?

loyatemu · 10-04-2018 10:24PM

mloc123 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/982900609820086272

Courtney Cox has really fallen on hard times.

Yer Da sells Avon · 18-04-2018 10:01PM

"I will be the first person to throw my hands up and say in the past I developed a fairly robust hatred of the gay community – but that was before I met Dale Winton. And I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. I actually spent three days at The Earls Court Boat Show with Dale Winton, Paul O’Grady and Noel Edmonds – he’s not gay, but you get the picture."

Ipso · 19-04-2018 05:37AM

No longer a homo-skeptic!

De Bhál · 27-04-2018 04:03PM

"Our Love is stronger than carbon fibre"

De Bhál · 30-04-2018 02:43PM

sidekick Simon - "did you enjoy India?"

Alan - "I loved it, one of the best poor countries I've been to"

Harry Palmr · 04-08-2018 03:10PM

Aha!

BBC Two - 10 PM tonight "why when where how and whom"

Love these automatic VO videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjjUKq0WfeY

Skid X · 14-09-2018 07:16PM

I don't think Alan Partridge gets nearly enough credit for having Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey on his final KMKYWAP shoe.

He was honouring a commitment he gave in Bournemouth 15 years earlier that if he ever made it big he would give Joe and Cheeky Monkey their chance on Television.

Very few people would have remembered that pledge and even fewer would have seen it through.

A man of honour.

And yet somehow when people remember that episode it tends to be for the unfortunate incident where Alan accidentally tragically shot Forbes McAllister dead with Lord Byron's duelling pistol. I mean, Alan didn't know the gun was loaded and Forbes was a complete and utter sh1t anyway.

Thargor · 28-09-2018 09:19PM

discobeaker · 28-09-2018 09:50PM

My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!

Skid X · 28-09-2018 09:53PM

discobeaker wrote: »

My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!

You've done well for yourself there, lad!

discobeaker · 28-09-2018 09:58PM

Skid X wrote: »

You've done well for yourself there, lad!

Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.

.red. · 29-09-2018 04:38AM

discobeaker wrote: »

Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.

Please tell me her name is Sonia?

Realt Dearg Sec · 29-09-2018 06:05AM

.red. wrote: »

discobeaker wrote: »

Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.

Please tell me her name is Sonia?

He's 47, she's 33; she's 14 years younger than him: Back of the net!

Welsh Megaman · 29-09-2018 07:10AM

discobeaker wrote: »

My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!

A pipe of Pringles would have sufficed.

wolfmoon87 · 29-09-2018 01:52PM

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

He's 47, she's 33; she's 14 years younger than him: Back of the net!

Cash back!

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