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I hope that's the end of Carol's revenge cos i really couldn't take another THE PLAN.

tupenny wrote: »

Lol yes that Emmett collapse was hilariously bad!
Oakley though �� massive crush here

I don't exactly have a crush on Oakley, but I can't hate him, I think it'd be gas if he was my GP. When I was a kid, our family doc used to always give us a few jelly babies, liquorice allsorts or jelly beans, along with those ''I was very brave at the doctor's today'' badges, that he kept in a cupboard, especially if we had to have a jab.
Imagine, though, if Oakley was your doc, he'd be handing out flare guns and free petrol - not to your kids, but to yourself. I can imagine the conversation.

Oakley: ''You're blood pressure is a bit on the high side, Ms ---- is there anything stressful going on in your life right now, because it usually reads normal?''


Me: ''well, I've been having some problems with the neighbour who shouts abuse at me for no reason at all, and dumps his rubbish in my back garden.''

Oakley (sighing): ''As your doctor, your health is of paramount importance to me, therefore, I'll help you with your problems with the troublesome neighbour. Have you ever used a flare gun?''

Me: ''No, never.''

Oakley: (opening his desk drawer and handing me a bright coloured flare gun that looks like a toy.) ''We'll deal with that neighbour together, I'll give you lessons in an isolated spot, as to how to use it, but if you could, can you help me gain access to your neighbour's attic?''

Me: (mystified) 'Erm... Doc, I'll try, what are you planning on doing?''

Oakley: ''Wait and see, but by the time I'm done, you'll have no more problems from that neighbour, and your blood pressure - most importantly of all, will be back to normal. By the way, I know that smear teat wasn't the most pleasant experience for you last time you were here, so I have some drums of petrol as a way of making it up to you, in the boot of your car.''

Me: Thanks a million, Doc, petrol is so damn expensive, that's very good of you!''

Oakley: ''Ah, don';t worry about it, it's just a token of the high esteem in which I hold you, by the way, I might need a favour or two in future.''

Me: 'Ah, grand (not thinking of anything but the free petrol) ''no problem.''

Oakley: ''I'll write you a script now, just a mild sedative to relax you, but remember what I said.''

Me: ''Thanks a million Doc, you've been great!''

Oakley: 'Well, that's what I'm here for; any more problems, come to me, phone me day or night, your health is so very important to me.''
Me, forgetting all else, just delighted with the free petrol leaves with my script, thinking what a top bloke Oakley is! :P


DISCLAIMER: This is a joke; I'd never accept a flare gun or petrol from a doctor :P:D

My dad asked me...serìously...how does Karen make it from Carraigstown at 9pm on a Sunday to appear in Striking Out at 9.30 as Lucy in Docklands.

I really thought he was joking!

MsWesterosi wrote: »

I don't think - correct me if I'm wrong that they've ever done older woman/younger man relationship in FC before -apart from Jane's fling with Ciarian, but I mean in the permanent sense. My mam said there have been quite a few vice versas - i.e older men, younger women (according to her, Bela and someone called Linda was a prime example) They have been getting very close lately and one is rarely in a scene without the other.

There was Sorcha Byrne school teacher who had a fling with Ross O'Rourke, student in 2004. Ross later provided the pills (Ecstasy, I think) that killed Dolores' child Jessica

EIREDriver wrote: »

Jesus Wanderer you really don't like Caddle.

Wanderer isn't the only one - I can't stand the sight or sound of her either!

MsWesterosi wrote: »

Along with a crate of vodka thrown in as an extra sweetner! :P


Can we just keep Oakley - don't worry, the FC writers being the geniuses they are will find away to brush his murders and hostage taking under the carpet - and get rid of bloomin' Carol! He's much better craic to watch!

And bottles of orange to go with the vodka. Carol drinks the same drink as me though I drink vodka with rockshandy at home but never asked for rockshandy out in a pub cause I doubt they would have it.

MsWesterosi wrote: »

Wanderer isn't the only one - I can't stand the sight or sound of her either!

Shes awful and she really has been on our screens for months now non stop, why cant she just fcuk off, if not forever then at least for a few months soi don't have to look at her craggy face.

Also, I love how FC use the tried and tested formula of "Person A walks into Spar/Vinos/Community Centre/ followed 2 SECONDS LATER by Person B, who for whatever reason is angry with Person A. They usually say something like "lets go somewhere else..." and I'm left thinking "How did you not SEE Person A when you were clearly only 2 seconds behind them on the road???".

Poor Dr Oakley!

Very high dependency on coffee in Carrigstown. Eating and drinking out every day would be very expensive. If only someone knew somewhere in Dublin where someone could buy a kettle.

Caddle just finished a coffee in Vinos, 2 scenes later she's in McCoy's having a coffee.

Seige-rinse-and-repeat

Christ Miriam is the most wooden actress even by FC standards

How many beds can there be?

How often in FC does a character walk into a room on their own in FC only to be surprised there's another character in there?

Emmet will probably be done for assault

WTF are Christy AND Kevin wearing?

Aoife and Karen must have had a personality transplant, they are getting very bitchy.

Carol has met her match. And here she goes again with her same old "Ooh I'm so hard, me. Ive met hard nuts that make you look like a teddy bear" cue lighting a fag and her wrinkly chin snarling at the screen, I hope Aoife kills her, what a fcuking waste of oxygen Carol is. 100% past her sell by date.

This whole Kevin storyline has gone from 0-100 in two weeks. He was straight 2 weeks ago and now hes basking in being gay, waaayyy too fast!