Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Rubberlegs · 26-05-2017 07:43PM

TA at the way suncream makes me feel a sticky shiny mess.
Someone went to shake my hand today and I forgot I was holding my bag and dropped it at their feet.

Kivaro · 26-05-2017 07:43PM

mikemac2 wrote: »

I bought a box of chocolates for the office. It was a big box of Nestle. I left on the press beside our team and anyone walking past was free to have some

Someone from another team took the box and brought way down the office to her team

Everyone was free to take chocolates but to take the box?!? Bloody cheeky :mad:

Over in the "Trivial Things that makes you Happy" thread, a poster reported finding a big box of Nestle chocolates at work yesterday and was then treated like a queen when she brought the chocolates down to her starving team. She reckons she will get a pay raise from it, as her boss said it was fine example of teamwork and a noble act of selflessness.

bodhrandude · 27-05-2017 02:27AM

I've got a drippy drip drip nose at the moment and its confusing because I'm warm, this usually only happens in the winter surely. TA that I have the flu going into June.

jennyhayes123 · 27-05-2017 06:58AM

My son is impossible to get out of bed unless he wants something. He asked me last night could I bring him to the gym this morning. I said your dad is going to work at 7:30 you can get a lift with him. Thought no way that won't happen. Struggle to get him out of bed and to work on time some days for 1pm. I got up this morning thinking I'll get a lift a few miles up the road with my husband and walk home. Was starting to get ready when my husband said do you know the boy child is up. Fecking raging. Amazing what he can do when he wants. I could have slept for another hour and wont get any other opportunity to go today.
TA

Iseedeadpixels · 27-05-2017 10:43AM

TA'd that I have a phone for sale, no issues with it yet all the same models are getting comments even ones dearer or with flaws arghhhh.

Widdershins · 27-05-2017 10:51AM

Vaguely wondering if I've upset/bothered someone. Ah well!

Pac1Man · 27-05-2017 10:58AM

Over a decade past the legal age and I got asked for ID yesterday.

Tell me how · 27-05-2017 11:00AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Over a decade past the legal age and I got asked for ID yesterday.

99.99999% of people would be posting this in the "TA things that make me happy" thread.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-05-2017 11:04AM

That despacrto song rolling around my head

eisenberg1 · 27-05-2017 11:23AM

My TA

I haven't been asked for ID since I was sixteen!

Widdershins · 27-05-2017 12:27PM

I decided I'd go out for a few hours and started getting ready, which means some concealer under my eyes (that blue-circle, ''I've just had a near-death experience'' look is so last year) and some black eyeliner. So I went to apply the eyeliner and the whole tip of the kohl fell off. I re-sharpened it and it broke off inside the sharpener. I did it again and very cautiously touched it to my eyelid and it fell off and left a black patch on my eye. It's only a week old ffs.

New Home · 27-05-2017 12:35PM

Put it in the fridge for 15 mins, maybe the temperature is too high and it's making it too soft.

My TA - I can't find my 'gardening' track-suit bottoms anywhere. :mad:

KKkitty · 27-05-2017 02:05PM

Feel like crap today. Sore throat and a bit of a headache.

Gunslinger92 · 27-05-2017 05:50PM

I was in Tesco in jervis a few minutes ago, went to the self service checkouts. Those who are familiar with this particular Tesco will know there's a pick and mix sweet stall just there.

Well didn't I see some wagon just stick her grubby paw in and take a sweet and carry on without so much as a hint of shame.

KKkitty · 27-05-2017 06:16PM

Trying to think of an ad from the 90's. It had a flower that was being sprayed with something I think. I'm nearly sure it was for a body wash of some kind.

erica74 · 27-05-2017 07:01PM

I had my class night out last night, great fun was had by all, very tired today though.
My TA - I only just realised in the last hour that my electrolyte supplement, that I take everyday in my water, would speed up my "recovery" a lot. I'm such a dope! So I've had a pint glass of water with some in it and I'm already feeling the benefit.

Samsgirl · 27-05-2017 09:21PM

KKkitty wrote: »

Trying to think of an ad from the 90's. It had a flower that was being sprayed with something I think. I'm nearly sure it was for a body wash of some kind.

Was it for the Simple product range? Think the by line was "not coloured, not perfumed, just simple"

TA have to go to a communion tomorrow and I could do with "catch up" day at home too much to do and no time to do it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 28-05-2017 01:55AM

Ended up going out and meeting my cousin. I was having a great night and she was trashed. She came up to me and said I needed to get over my dad, that I never did. I tried brush it off but she kept pushing it and she made me cry.

TA that 4 years on and I can't even keep my sh1t together

whoopsadoodles · 28-05-2017 02:08AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ended up going out and meeting my cousin. I was having a great night and she was trashed. She came up to me and said I needed to get over my dad, that I never did. I tried brush it off but she kept pushing it and she made me cry.

TA that 4 years on and I can't even keep my sh1t together

TA that anyone would tell you to get over your Dad.

TA that you'll probably never get over him and people shouldn't expect you to.

TA at my poor feet and how ouchies they are. My shoes were pretty though.

Winterlong · 28-05-2017 07:38AM

I have to trim a big bush today. But everything is going to be all slippery and wet. Shoulda spent the money on a professional.

tomwaterford · 28-05-2017 07:44AM

Winterlong wrote: »

I have to trim a big bush today. But everything is going to be all slippery and wet. Shoulda spent the money on a professional.

Hehehehe

Winterlong · 28-05-2017 08:11AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Hehehehe

Better rephrase! I need to cut the hedge and the rain has it all soaked.

farmerwifelet · 28-05-2017 09:22AM

These new post popping up without verbs "do you jumps?" "do you sports?"
eh wtf? what is wrong with verbs?

ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Widdershins · 28-05-2017 01:27PM

farmerwifelet wrote: »

These new post popping up without verbs "do you jumps?" "do you sports?"
eh wtf? what is wrong with verbs?

ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Do you verbs?
I think they're all parodies of the first one at this stage

TA got everything ready and now I have the energy for some big projects but I don't physically have the space to lay my materials out..and TA at my housemate who is generally very good, but at the moment won't do a household job I'd normally do, but he is huffing because it's a bit unpleasant and he seems to think it's beneath him. I can't physically do it right now. TA because he's carrying on like it's womens work or something. The other day he said ''I know nothing about washing machines''.

madmaggie · 28-05-2017 01:27PM

Sick until three o'clock this morning. Absolutely wrecked today. Unfortunately no alcohol involved!

Widdershins · 28-05-2017 01:50PM

Now there's a panicked pygmy shrew hiding under the air intake pipe of my stove, and my cat is circling. I've stuffed a small cardboard box over the pipe and tucked stuff around the edges for now. I can't bend at the waist much at the moment so I can't go down on the ground to try to get it out. My cat's a fecker for finding them and tormenting them.

I'll have to get it out somehow soon because they can't go for even two hours without eating. Or give up and let the cat have it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 28-05-2017 02:39PM

Walked into town to pick up my car. Got to my car. Realised car keys were in last nights handbag. More fuming than annoyed TBH

Robsweezie · 28-05-2017 03:35PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

TA the amount of typos in articles recently, every second one has misspellings or words missing. click baity sites like ladbible are hoors for it. they're just rushing to get it out.

to expand on this, the lad bible have just falsely reported the death of a young lad. made clickbait out of it...

https://twitter.com/Rafferty1993/status/868813119040221184

says it all....

Hector Bellend · 28-05-2017 04:09PM

Badly folded newspapers got on my tits in a big way.

My next door neighbour is an australian. She has the greatest arse I have ever seen in my life. It annoys me that she tries to play down the greatness of her posterior.

NIMAN · 28-05-2017 04:10PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Badly folded newspapers got on my tits in a big way.

My next door neighbour is an australian. She has the greatest arse I have ever seen in my life. It annoys me that she tries to play down the greatness of her posterior.

Photos or we don't believe you.;)

And I agree with you on the papers. There is no reason for huge broadsheets any more in this day and age either.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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