Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

24-05-2017 07:22PM

s4uv3 wrote: »

I'm in an absolutely ****e mood and I don't know why. And that's making the mood worse.

Check the calendar!

My TA is that I'm not in work this week and online shopping has been done.

Far too much online shopping.

s4uv3 · 24-05-2017 07:29PM

Candie wrote: »

Check the calendar!

Yeh ok fine. FINE.

TA Candie being far too wise for her own good

ProudDUB · 24-05-2017 07:33PM

TA at restaurants/pubs/restaurants that don't know how to make a daycint toasted ham, cheees, tomato and onion sambo.

Common complaints:

- The outside of the bread is toasted, but inside, the tomato is a hard slab of coldness, the ham is chilly and the cheese is no where near melted.

- They put waaaaaaay too much cheese in and it melts so much, it turns in to liquid and turns the bread all soggy.

- They don't use bread that is sturdy enough fer a toasted sambo and it goes limp, with the heat and the weight of the ingredients.

I mean, it's a toasted sangitch fer Chrissakes, how hard can it be?

Oh yeah...the new Bord Bia ad for "quality, certifed ham and bacon" where yer man puts avocado on his rasher sambo. You can fcuk off with that right there. If you are making a non specific sambo for an ad, you can put whatever you want in it, I suppose. But when you specifically name check an rasher sambo in the ad...nothing and I do mean NOTHING green should be next, nigh or near that bad boy. Feckin hipster heathens and their bloody avocado. A pox upon the stuff !

24-05-2017 07:38PM

s4uv3 wrote: »

Yeh ok fine. FINE.

TA Candie being far too wise for her own good

Just add it to the list of grudges you'll be mulling over for the next few days.

24-05-2017 07:39PM

If you ask anyone what they are doing this weekend or what they did last weekend and their response is always ''We went to...'' or ''We're gonna just...''. No, I asked about you, as in you singular. So sick of people allowing themselves to be defined by the person they're with.

''Would ya fancy an auld catch up on Sat?'' Oh, I''ll have to see what we're doi...'' Forget it.

bottlebrush · 24-05-2017 08:20PM

Omackeral wrote: »

If you ask anyone what they are doing this weekend or what they did last weekend and their response is always ''We went to...'' or ''We're gonna just...''. No, I asked about you, as in you singular. So sick of people allowing themselves to be defined by the person they're with.

''Would ya fancy an auld catch up on Sat?'' Oh, I''ll have to see what we're doi...'' Forget it.

+ 1000. Ta at the occasion I invited a friend of mine out for a meal to thank her for a good turn she did for me. She arrived at the restaurant with her husband. She drove so He could have a few drinks. They let me pay for his meal also.

I was treating Her for a favour She had done - and I was quite clear it was only her as I texted her to confirm table for two was booked for whatever time in the said restaurant.

What on earth is wrong with people - can they not do anything on their own anymore once they are partnered up?

LittleMuppet · 24-05-2017 08:23PM

Smelly people on smelly buses with no air con

KatW4 · 24-05-2017 10:08PM

I miss my cats

and I am more than trivially annoyed that I am not allowed to go and see them.

Samsgirl · 24-05-2017 11:28PM

Samsung changed my phone internet browser today to Samsung Internet.
TA at change. Esp one I didn't request.
Very TA that I lack the tech knowledge to change it back.

Ken. · 25-05-2017 12:06AM

Erica74 has pm'd me saying she has naked pictures of Boom Bap. If I don't drop the thread ban she'll send them to me.

Erica unbanned with immediate effect with my apologies.

Lorelli! · 25-05-2017 06:50AM

Found my bank card yesterday......but only after I had previously stripped the house from top to bottom looking for it and after id already cancelled it with the bank and got a new one.

KERSPLAT! · 25-05-2017 07:07AM

Samsgirl wrote: »

Samsung changed my phone internet browser today to Samsung Internet.
TA at change. Esp one I didn't request.
Very TA that I lack the tech knowledge to change it back.

Open a new browser, it usually asks if youd want to set it as default and will show you how

Wardling · 25-05-2017 07:45AM

Take the butter from the fridge and its empty!!! Arghhhhhh!!!! What kind of person does that?

Or worse still leaving that stupid foil flap on after its opened

Biggest lickspittle on boardz · 25-05-2017 08:59AM

Stupid drivers who are in two minds about pulling out into the road, or crossing over. Instead of waiting, or carrying out the manoeuvre fast and safely, they compromise by crawling slowly in front of traffic and thereby maximising their potential for a crash.

Either wait until I'm gone past you, or get out of my fcuking way if you decide to commit. Right I'm off to work on the punching bag now, HULK SMASH!

OldNotWIse · 25-05-2017 09:30AM

TA'd going to work this morning and leaving my little dog, even though she would have given anything (and me too) to spend the day together. I'm sitting here thinking of the glorious day we could have had. I would have packed a picnic for both of us (babybel, olives, French fancies and chilled white wine for me, and kibble, smoked ham and chilled water for her), a blanket and some pooh bags. We would have found a nice forest somewhere and spent the day exploring and being at one with nature and then had our picnic in the afternoon.

Instead, I have to work with people who talk back and aren't remotely cute.

TA - adulting.

Also TA the feckers are back leaving big spaces between their cars this morning so I couldn't get a space. Tosspots. I'm going to park a 40 ft there tomorrow and block them all.

jimgoose · 25-05-2017 09:32AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...I'm going to park a 40 ft there tomorrow and block them all.

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times - there are very few situations in this vale of tears that aren't made at least just a little bit better by a 22-wheel truck.

TrustedApple · 25-05-2017 09:48AM

People who lose Laptop Chargers all the time in the office.

I really wonder what the hell they be doing with them !!!!!.

So the IT budget i have to waste on stupid laptop chargers every year is in the few K range !!!!!.

retro:electro · 25-05-2017 09:52AM

This has to be the most TA ever, but I hate when I'm mid yawn and someone cuts me off and I don't get to reach the climax of my yawn. I love a good yawn.

OldNotWIse · 25-05-2017 09:58AM

anna080 wrote: »

This has to be the most TA ever, but I hate when I'm mid yawn and someone cuts me off and I don't get to reach the climax of my yawn. I love a good yawn.

Not TA at all - people have died for less! Also when they interrupt just as you are about to sneeze. I hate missing a good sneeze

eisenberg1 · 25-05-2017 09:59AM

Parchment wrote: »

Our (not very nice, cranky elderly) neighbours have had fencing from work they are having done on their driveway left in our drive way for 3 weeks now.

Should i go and ask them when its going to be moved?

Of course. Just fling on to his driveway and shout "En Garde"

People bitching about it being too warm.

OldNotWIse · 25-05-2017 10:00AM

Stupid fly this morning wouldn't get out of the house. I opened the window to let him out and the cat jumped out instead. Then he got caught in a web but I felt sorry for the poor fecker buzzing helplessly so I got a bit of paper and released him and he flew out the window gratefully, to buzz away another day.

TA I feel bad I have a hungry spider on my conscience.

Vel · 25-05-2017 10:11AM

Just been over to Penneys to look at shoes and there are a load of women trying on the shoes without any socks on.

Horrified so I was!

Vel · 25-05-2017 10:16AM

Waiting to be served at the counter in a coffee shop and rather than wait until he is free to come over and serve me the barista guy shouts over from the coffee machine asking me what I want. I thought it was probably easier for him to do it that way as he can make my order while he is there but hen then strolled over with the coffee he was making to give it to the customer before me, so he could have asked for my order then. Plus I wasn't looking for anything that required his fancy barista skills! Plus, plus there were other servers there anyway who were monetarily engaged so it wasn't like they wouldn't have got to me eventually

Winterlong · 25-05-2017 10:18AM

The title of this thread is still annoying me! Dont like change, bring back the proper title!!

mikemac2 · 25-05-2017 10:39AM

I bought a box of chocolates for the office. It was a big box of Nestle. I left on the press beside our team and anyone walking past was free to have some

Someone from another team took the box and brought way down the office to her team

Everyone was free to take chocolates but to take the box?!? Bloody cheeky :mad:

Boom_Bap · 25-05-2017 10:41AM

Barbie! wrote: »

Erica74 has pm'd me saying she has naked pictures of Boom Bap. If I don't drop the thread ban she'll send them to me.

Erica unbanned with immediate effect with my apologies.

I hope they the tasteful full frontal ones with good lighting.

erica74 · 25-05-2017 12:07PM

Barbie! wrote: »

Erica74 has pm'd me saying she has naked pictures of Boom Bap. If I don't drop the thread ban she'll send them to me.

Erica unbanned with immediate effect with my apologies.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I hope they the tasteful full frontal ones with good lighting.

Oh janey, I missed all the shenanigans as I was offline! Am I unbanned? I'll do lines like Bart Simpson.
I must be trivially annoyed to post in this thread.
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(^^I hope that last line trivially annoys someone:pac:)

I'M SOOOO SORRY:( (read that aloud in your best Father Jack voice:p)

Has revenge porn been made a crime in Ireland yet? I'm coming for you Boom Bap!

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »

Stupid drivers who are in two minds about pulling out into the road, or crossing over. Instead of waiting, or carrying out the manoeuvre fast and safely, they compromise by crawling slowly in front of traffic and thereby maximising their potential for a crash.

Either wait until I'm gone past you, or get out of my fcuking way if you decide to commit. Right I'm off to work on the punching bag now, HULK SMASH!

Reminds me of a trivial annoyance of mine yesterday - I was in town and as I was starting up my bike, this guy walked past me and said "that's a very big bike... for a girl".
My response was "nobody fucking asked you, where's your bike Mr. Opinionated???" In my head I was thinking HULK SMASH!!!

Another trivial annoyance (just to make sure I've done my penance), I cannot stand it when there's a radio playing and it's not properly tuned in. You can hear some of the songs and some of the talking but with ssszzzz over them and every now and then the radio makes a loud crackling noise when someone walks by it. Another HULK SMASH moment.

Bredabe · 25-05-2017 12:29PM

TA'eed I lost 45 mins of a packed day cause I asked the person who took a help request if the person named in the request was m/f?(when fb and reg of electors, name didn't make it clear). Wagon goes to HR to say I am sexist and insensitive to gender fluid ppl.
Got the lecture, even tho had I arrived to the meeting with the requester with the wrong info, then I would still be wrong!

Surreptitious · 25-05-2017 12:29PM

Cleaning out the shower plug hole. Urgh.
Fellas calling me 'hun', it's so patronising.

OldNotWIse · 25-05-2017 01:10PM

The fúcking hipster gobshíte at the salad bar at lunch time. They had all these samples of smoothies up on the counter for people to take free of charge. Now, I'd never take anything, free or otherwise that is displayed openly as hundreds of scummy humans walk past it sniffling, breathing, coughing, shedding their dead skin cells etc onto it, but this guy really took the píss. He was asking the girl working behind the counter something about his precious sandwich or no doubt instructing her as to it's construction and the particular snow-flake signature "change" he had to make to it, but rather than actually raise his precious voice, he decided to lean across the counter and practically dip his fúcking hipster beard into the samples! Oh my God what a tool. How lacking can someone actually be in self-awareness? Gobshíte.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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