WW XII - Simpsons Mafia

Good morning Springfield.
Another 2 bodies found this morning indicates that Springfield has been taken over, "conquered" if you, will by thugs.
It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether the gangs will turn on each other or merely continue slaughtering innocents. One thing is for certain. More Springfield citizens will die; the evil ones are among us. And I for one welcome our new mafia overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in broadcasting news such as this without judgement.


The body of Deleted User, a simple but good citizen, was found in an alleyway this morning with a single shot to the head. All signs indicate that he was attacked while trying to make his way home at a very late hour. Comically large footprints at the scene indicate that Mick fought for the gun, but was overpowered.


On the other side of town the almost unrecognisable corpse of Xaracatz was found outside the Nuclear Power plant by workers finishing the night shift. She was bludgeoned to death, and a large bag of coins beside the body appear to be the murder weapon. Another citizen of team village hits the dust. Xaracatz was popular last night, neighbours close to Xara reported a break in by what looked to be another gang, but she never made it home. Good thing too, investigators found what seems to be a Chinese Water Torture device set up at the scene.

In more positive news, the Springfield Retirement Castle has noted that the new batch of medication is working more effectively. Kent can neither confirm nor deny if any citizens have been affected by this or what the side effects may be.

Another town lynch will be held tonight at 9pm but until then, citizens of Springfield, stay indoors and stay safe.