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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • #1532
    Football Friend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭Football Friend


    Joe 'And how did she get on?'

    Caller ' She died....'


  • #1533
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    She said she died at the start of the call you ****ing eejit, "How did she get on?"


  • #1534
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,195 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Duffy getting one last death in before 3 o'clock. What an awful morbid man.


  • #1535
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭bigroad


    How did your wife get on caller,she died joe like i told you two minutes ago you fool.


  • #1536
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    She got on de conveyor belt of death


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  • #1537
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    You owe what you owe on the mortgage, not what the house is worth, sadly that's business.

    Yeah, but when they buy the mortgage for 50c in the euro and when they'll get less if they auction the house you'd think they'd cop on and make a deal with the owner.

    If he owed €10 million they'd make a deal. Thats whats pissing people off.


  • #1538
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,129 ✭✭✭✭neris


    https://twitter.com/RealJoeDuffy/status/801803298328215552


  • #1539
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Apologies in advance



    "And how did your wife get on", asks Joe.





    30 seconds later:






    hqdefault.jpg


  • #1540
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Red Kev wrote: »
    Yeah, but when they buy the mortgage for 50c in the euro and when they'll get less if they auction the house you'd think they'd cop on and make a deal with the owner.

    If he owed €10 million they'd make a deal. Thats whats pissing people off.

    Yes they will actually get the full originally owed money off some people because they play such hardball with them, that will offset those who don't and either way they can repossess the house and resell. As these funds don't have any other business interests in the country they don't care about pulic opinion over what they are doing.


  • #1541
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Yes they will actually get the full originally owed money off some people because they play such hardball with them, that will offset those who don't and either way they can repossess the house and resell. As these funds don't have any other business interests in the country they don't care about pulic opinion over what they are doing.
    I used to work for a bank in Dublin where risky borrowers were categorised in terms of stones and turnips.

    Homeowners were invariably the turnips: as the saying went, you can't get blood out of a stone but you can get always get water out of a turnip. In other words, people have an emotional connection to their mortgage in a way that other borrowers do not, and banks will indeed exploit that.


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  • #1542
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,129 ✭✭✭✭neris


    wonder will joe cancel funny friday having his mates in to get on his moral high horse with faux outrage and disgust.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/this-former-allireland-winning-hurler-is-selling-pints-for-99c-tomorrow-in-black-friday-sale-35242521.html


  • #1543
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    snubbleste wrote: »
    "My wife doyed."
    2smiggy wrote: »
    back to the illness !! 'and how did she get on' !!! he said she died FFS :mad:
    ThisRegard wrote: »
    She said she died at the start of the call you ****ing eejit, "How did she get on?"

    More proof as if it were ever needed that this disgusting bastard doesn't even listen to the people who pay his exorbitant salary!


  • #1544
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    neris wrote: »
    wonder will joe cancel funny friday having his mates in to get on his moral high horse with faux outrage and disgust.

    http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/this-former-allireland-winning-hurler-is-selling-pints-for-99c-tomorrow-in-black-friday-sale-35242521.html

    Makes a change from the “neither pure vodka nor… Smirnoff vodka” vodka...:D

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/archives/2016/1102/ireland/corbett-pub-fined-for-counterfeit-vodka-428567.html


  • #1545
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    She said she died at the start of the call you ****ing eejit, "How did she get on?"

    I often wonder about him, like all he has to do is sit and listen, but he often misses out some piece of information and then asks the caller again


  • #1546
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    From realjoeduffy on twatter ;)

    CyEY0v9WgAEYOix.jpg


  • #1547
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    vicwatson wrote: »
    From realjoeduffy on twatter ;)

    Love it, would make a great t shirt to be in the audience with on the Christmas Eve show.


  • #1548
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Love it, would make a great t shirt to be in the audience with on the Christmas Eve show.

    He'd probably want a % of the royalties.


  • #1549
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    run-for-your-live-zombie-obstacle-race.jpg


    "Syl and the Gang" are inthe studio, and no, it's not the poor man's version of 70's & 80's Funk combo, Kool and the Gang.
    It's the overpaid, nepotism benefit squad, as paid for by you, the TV licence payer.

    Talk to ye Monday, enjoy the weekend.


  • #1550
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,448 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Black Friday

    Joe's jeweller buddy in Fairview has knocked 50% off sovereign rings and 9ct gold chains.


  • #1551
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,129 ✭✭✭✭neris


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Black Friday

    Joe's jeweller buddy in Fairview has knocked 50% off sovereign rings and 9ct gold chains.

    what about big hoopy earrings and knuckle dusters?


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  • #1552
    Expunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,319 ✭✭✭Expunge


    I really enjoyed Joe's attempts at pronouncing 'Eurydice' and his auld bluster about how there were different ways to say it as it comes from the opera, so to speak. Which opera? By whom? Offenbach, Gluck?

    He never heard of the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, by the sounds of it, which is fine.
    It's the bluster, the half read Wiki page on the fly on the 'eye-pad', instead of owning up to not really having a clue how to say it or where it comes from.


  • #1553
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,129 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Very quiet in here today....


  • #1554
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    neris wrote: »
    Very quiet in here today....

    It'll be quieter still in about 30 seconds.........


  • #1555
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,448 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Home Instead Senior Care

    Proud sponsors of Funny Friday


  • #1556
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Aw.... SHOYTE!
    FFS, it's FF, and I'm FOOOH.


  • #1557
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is dat an eyephone?

    https://twitter.com/Liveline_RTE/status/802140172821336064


  • #1558
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,494 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Oh sweet Jesus.

    Why didnt somebody warn me.


  • #1559
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,305 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Ah bollocks. :-(


  • #1560
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,327 ✭✭✭bigroad


    This is going to be horse dung today.


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  • #1561
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    There must be free drink and drugs at these unfunny Friday events ,can there really be that many people who find this ****e funny .


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