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3 things you would remove from the world

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Women over dress size 12
    Women with bad breath
    Feminists


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 897 ✭✭✭seamusk84


    - Islamic fundamentalism
    - inequality
    - global warming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,263 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Can't think of 3 myself, but 'duck face' comes to mind.

    Kinda funny tho isn't it? Millions of people copying a ridiculous face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Cardigans
    Salad cream
    White socks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,546 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Road into Gort.
    Gort.
    Road out of Gort.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    • Opinionated, single/ narrow minded mouthpieces on a rant
    • People blatantly and desperately looking for thanks on Boards.ie
    • poa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,306 ✭✭✭✭mdwexford


    Men (means I get all the clunge)
    Hangovers
    Mushrooms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Giraffes

    the word "who"

    and Birdseye Potato Waffles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭is this username available


    Mental illness / depression
    Poverty
    Cucumbers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Bicky bicky


    Trump
    Putin
    Kim Jong un.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Oxygen.

    I dunno what other two things I want to remove, but I'm pretty sure they're on the list of things that will follow the first..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Boater123 wrote: »
    • Opinionated, single/ narrow minded mouthpieces on a rant
    • People blatantly and desperately looking for thanks on Boards.ie
    • poa

    I am legend.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Trump
    Putin
    Kim Jong un.

    Joan Burton
    Alan Kelly
    Enda Kenny

    I don't know which of them I abhor more?
    In any case the world would be a better place without them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    poa wrote: »
    Actually you are in luck.
    There is a vacancy at my mansion. I was dating a fit blonde Polish girl, but left her in charge of watering my weed plant. She committed the unforgivable sin of overwatering it. I have since dumped her despite her begging for forgiveness. Honestly, some women are so dopey. How can you get 1 litre confused with 2 litres? Its taken some emergency action on my part to get my plant back to full health.
    So I am now looking for a higher calibre replacement hole to unload in.


    Holy **** another Angos. Two Aonguseseses. I may be denied the pleasure of watching what happens when English and Turkish animals meet each other in a French stadium, but by God it might make up for it, seeing what levels of cranium-within-gluteus will be achieved should you two band together :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 14,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Religion
    Poverty
    Disease


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 14,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    poa wrote: »
    Are you a Kerryman by any chance?
    I have heard one has to explain things more slowly to them.
    Maybe I should get my 6 year old nephew to post as he seems to get the RTE/Catholic Church/Fianna Fail connection OK?

    Do you enjoy being as nasty and abusive as you tend to be? You'll find that you won't have a long shelf life here on boards if you continues to be so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Football
    Soccer
    The Beautiful Game


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Holy **** another Angos. Two Aonguseseses. I may be denied the pleasure of watching what happens when English and Turkish animals meet each other in a French stadium, but by God it might make up for it, seeing what levels of cranium-within-gluteus will be achieved should you two band together :D

    poa is a poor mans Aongus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    poa is a poor mans Aongus

    Poa = Parody of Angus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    poa is a poor mans Aongus

    poa is a poor mans Aongus, judging by the poor quality of crap he comes out with.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Piles, Nasal Hair, Small talk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 758 ✭✭✭Rakish Paddy


    The insurance industry
    Skangers
    Mayonnaise


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    The insurance industry
    Skangers
    Mayonnaise

    Mayonnaise is glorious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    poa wrote: »
    Feminism
    Hipsters
    D4 accent
    Hipster culture has already come and gone. I don't know why people are still moaning about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭Stokolan


    No need to remove three things. Only one thing needs to he removed..


    Humans!!!


    That would sort out the world's problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,056 ✭✭✭applehunter


    Atheism
    The internet, specifically Putlocker
    Spite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    1. One-off housing. If you want high-speed broadband then move to a town or city. Otherwise pay the price for building your 2-story montrosity in rural Ballygobackwards, and stop putting a strain on government spending on providing services.

    2. Religion. I don't need a man in a funny hat telling me how we will all die if we don't give our money to the Flying Spagetti Monster.

    3. Curry potatoes. Curry chips are great. Curry potatoes seem like an afterthought of somebody who had one too many last night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Two Tone


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Do you enjoy being as nasty and abusive as you tend to be? You'll find that you won't have a long shelf life here on boards if you continues to be so.
    Careful - you could be the one carded for that. Gets a bit topsy-turvy here in terms of who gets moderated at times!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Two Tone wrote: »
    Careful - you could be the one carded for that. Gets a bit topsy-turvy here in terms of who gets moderated at times!

    Mod

    Nah, once we figure out the constant reregs and trolls from the genuine users its grand :)

    Back on topic now, cheers, there's Helpdesk and Feedback for this kinda thing :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Religion (again)
    Facebook
    That thread about what crime you'd like to commit if you could get away with it!


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