anyone got any good jokes? postem 'ere!

Hoojah Nickabolokov

hey buddy
I need a little cheerin' up here. Can u help me out here I'm havin' a bad day. I got into work this mornin' and my boss was runnin' around naked ****in' all over the office! Then everyone attacked me and started biting me and cursing and pinching me. Then after lunch they kicked me and told me I was a sissy and Oh no! not the hot poker!! Yaaaahhh!!!

GreenHell

got to the humour section

Noel Brady

Here's one from a recent e-mail I got...

A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism.
>> >>>
>> >>> His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to
write a
>> human
>> >>> interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to the
country to do
>> >>his
>> >>> research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the
hills,
>> >>> introduced
>> >>> himself to the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he
was
>> there.
>> >>> The
>> >>> young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that
made you
>> >>> happy?"
>> >>>
>> >>> The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one
of my
>> >>> neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We
all
>> screwed
>> >>> it
>> >>> and took it
>> >>> back home."
>> >>>
>> >>> "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think
of
>> anything
>> >>> else that happened that made you or a lot of other people
happy?"
>> >>>
>> >>> After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my
neighbor's
>> >>> daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big
posse that
>> time
>> >>> and
>> >>> found her.
>> >>> After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
>> >>>
>> >>> Again, the young man said "I can't print that either.
>> >>>
>> >>> Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?"
>> >>>
>> >>> The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and
after a few
>> >>> seconds looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got
lost
>> once."

Noel Brady www.game-ireland.com

Executive Steve

whats better than winning the special olympics?
having two legs.

how do you give a woman multiple orgasms?
who cares?

why do women fake orgasms?
they think we care.

what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?
damn. [dam - damn geddit?]

a girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
the bartender gives her one.

NakedBibleReadingMan

if u want humour visit www.funny-network.com i hate name dropping but u'll like it, promise all done by irish and scotsmen!

Monty - the one and only

Ahh this reminds me of when I moderated the original humor boards.....But unfortunatly that position now belongs to Kharn. Ah well hes doin a good job of it.....

Any way thats where you'll find this topic, in the humor boards

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