The Boards Olympics

The Sweeper

Okay, this is one of those overflow from irc type threads...

What events do you think would feature in the boards.ie olympics?

Some examples already include:

'slouching'
'discus (with cd's)'
'the fapathon 500'
'the google sprint'
'Adobe Acrobat'

superconor

The Custom Avatars Request Rally

Tusky

Tri-nerd-athon ?

Mossy Monk

in line with Tusky's suggestion i have to go with the dec-nerd-athon because let's face it there are loads of events to do

time for someone to name them

jammy_dodger

Track & Troll
1000 post sprint
The High(est) Bump
Muppet Race
Banball

Wolf

Flame Cup (but noone from the CS boards as they are pros)

smiles

the highest riser? (rofl)

<< Fio >>

RopeDrink

The 400 Meter Rant.

byte

Poll Vault :rolleyes:

Codec-athlon

Sangre

Originally posted by Wolf
Flame Cup (but noone from the CS boards as they are pros)

The Brazil of flaming if you will............tosser.

Shooting (12 clicking)

amp

The Annoyathon.

Athletes compete to say the most annoying and or controvertial statement.

The Non-stop drool athon.

Athletes try and come on to various other athletes in increaslingly crude and hopeless way.

The Ego-athon

Athletes pretend to log off but keep another nick on because their ego's demand to know what other people are saying about them. Whoever gets the most things said about them wins.

The l33t text-athon

Athletes compete to create the most vulgar display of ascii.

The Script0r kiddy athon

Athletes compete to create the most l33t script.

The Gay-core-athon

Athletes prepare to out "gay" each other.

Ruaidhri

hmm i think i'll steal amp's style...

The Slydice-athon

Users attempt to drag a thread into border-line porn in a little posts as possible

amp

I appear not to have read the original post correctly which is why all my previous -athons relate to IRC.

The Off-topicathon
Athletes compete to divert the thread into something completely different.

The Hidden Meaning-athon
Athletes compete to include the most amount of embeded snide comments about others in seemingly innocent statements.

The Trollathon
A related event to the above, except this time the goal is to get the most people to fall for the stupidest reasons.

The Rantathon
A long distance event, athletes simply go for the burn and fill up a thread with posts broken into parts due to the limitations of Boards.

The Sig Steeple Chase
Athletes compete to create the biggest sig

The Power trip athon
Athletes compete using blackmail, bribery and sexual favours to gain control of the most boards.

The Athonathon
Athletes compete to come up with the most amount of athons.

The Athlonathon
Athletes compete to try and justify why the AMD Athlon cpu is still superior to the P4.

The Athloneathon
Athletes run to Athlone.

Frank Grimes

The Atari Jaguarathon.

de5p0i1er

Should we not have an event related to the Atari Jaguar.

Frank Grimes

Originally posted by de5p0i1er
Should we not have an event related to the Atari Jaguar.

Erm, what did I say in my last post?

Moonbeam

The spamathon

DeVore

The Long Distance Whinge
"cant we have that on every page as well as the front page, my atrophied muscles cant make *TWO* clicks in a row".

The Triple Jump-to-conclusion
Extra points for style if the conclusion is *completely* wrong and the poster admits to not having read the first post.

Synchronised Flaming
A team sport this time. One clique or group coordinates a howling attack on one poor poster who says something out of line.

DeV.